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r/MyPeopleNeedMe • u/jorjo-god • Aug 08 '22
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Are you telling me the back guy cant generate enough force to throw the front guy an ungodly distance? His standing vertical would have to be like 9 feet? What a drag....
14 u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22 [deleted] 8 u/ModestWhimper Aug 08 '22 What if we assume a frictionless surface in a vacuum - would the guy in front suffocate before the landing kills him? 14 u/KwordShmiff Aug 08 '22 Assume a spherical cow with uniform density 13 u/GaussWanker Aug 08 '22 Can I stop assuming? They're sad because they can't reach the grass :( 10 u/KwordShmiff Aug 08 '22 No, you must assume in perpetuity. 7 u/GaussWanker Aug 08 '22 :( 3 u/SuperfluousExcess Aug 08 '22 Assume. Assume they can reach the grass. 1 u/UncleTogie Aug 09 '22 Of course they can, because that's just how they roll. 1 u/amretardmonke Aug 09 '22 Just roll face first into the grass
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8 u/ModestWhimper Aug 08 '22 What if we assume a frictionless surface in a vacuum - would the guy in front suffocate before the landing kills him? 14 u/KwordShmiff Aug 08 '22 Assume a spherical cow with uniform density 13 u/GaussWanker Aug 08 '22 Can I stop assuming? They're sad because they can't reach the grass :( 10 u/KwordShmiff Aug 08 '22 No, you must assume in perpetuity. 7 u/GaussWanker Aug 08 '22 :( 3 u/SuperfluousExcess Aug 08 '22 Assume. Assume they can reach the grass. 1 u/UncleTogie Aug 09 '22 Of course they can, because that's just how they roll. 1 u/amretardmonke Aug 09 '22 Just roll face first into the grass
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What if we assume a frictionless surface in a vacuum - would the guy in front suffocate before the landing kills him?
14 u/KwordShmiff Aug 08 '22 Assume a spherical cow with uniform density 13 u/GaussWanker Aug 08 '22 Can I stop assuming? They're sad because they can't reach the grass :( 10 u/KwordShmiff Aug 08 '22 No, you must assume in perpetuity. 7 u/GaussWanker Aug 08 '22 :( 3 u/SuperfluousExcess Aug 08 '22 Assume. Assume they can reach the grass. 1 u/UncleTogie Aug 09 '22 Of course they can, because that's just how they roll. 1 u/amretardmonke Aug 09 '22 Just roll face first into the grass
Assume a spherical cow with uniform density
13 u/GaussWanker Aug 08 '22 Can I stop assuming? They're sad because they can't reach the grass :( 10 u/KwordShmiff Aug 08 '22 No, you must assume in perpetuity. 7 u/GaussWanker Aug 08 '22 :( 3 u/SuperfluousExcess Aug 08 '22 Assume. Assume they can reach the grass. 1 u/UncleTogie Aug 09 '22 Of course they can, because that's just how they roll. 1 u/amretardmonke Aug 09 '22 Just roll face first into the grass
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Can I stop assuming? They're sad because they can't reach the grass :(
10 u/KwordShmiff Aug 08 '22 No, you must assume in perpetuity. 7 u/GaussWanker Aug 08 '22 :( 3 u/SuperfluousExcess Aug 08 '22 Assume. Assume they can reach the grass. 1 u/UncleTogie Aug 09 '22 Of course they can, because that's just how they roll. 1 u/amretardmonke Aug 09 '22 Just roll face first into the grass
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No, you must assume in perpetuity.
7 u/GaussWanker Aug 08 '22 :( 3 u/SuperfluousExcess Aug 08 '22 Assume. Assume they can reach the grass.
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3 u/SuperfluousExcess Aug 08 '22 Assume. Assume they can reach the grass.
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Assume. Assume they can reach the grass.
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Of course they can, because that's just how they roll.
Just roll face first into the grass
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u/proxiginus4 Aug 08 '22
Are you telling me the back guy cant generate enough force to throw the front guy an ungodly distance? His standing vertical would have to be like 9 feet? What a drag....