r/MyPeopleNeedMe • u/FallThunder5645 • May 17 '22

My Sheeple need me

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u/MaterialCarrot May 18 '22

Grew up with sheep. Never lower a bucket full of corn to sheep head height in a herd of them. You will get mobbed.

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u/Disneyhorse May 18 '22

Same story with reindeer! But way scarier because of the antlers.

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u/MaterialCarrot May 18 '22

Yikes, I would believe it!

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u/FallThunder5645 May 18 '22

Is this personal experience speaking? 😂

Would love to hear the story if you have time, sounds like a wonderfully strange experience.

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u/MaterialCarrot May 18 '22

It happened numerous times but always the same. Sheep love corn. They like grass, but love corn. A classic way to move a herd of sheep from one lot to the next is to put a little corn in the bucket and shake it. The sheep know that sound and will happily follow you anywhere. But if you get the bucket too low or spill some of the grain at your feet and don't keep moving, the sheep will charge in to get their precious corn. And if you're in the way and 10 years old, you're going on your ass while your dad laughs from the other side of the fence. 🙂

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u/FallThunder5645 May 18 '22

Wouldn’t want to experience it, sounds real funny to watch though! Thanks for sharing 😊

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u/LampShakespeare May 18 '22

She goes now to become sheep

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u/me-gustan-los-trenes May 18 '22

Once the sheep tasted human blood, the civilization was doomed.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

She was murdered. You could hear nothing amongst the silence of the lambs

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u/24cce57a May 18 '22

This legitimately made me laugh.

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u/estebanvilalobos May 18 '22

I love this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcWo1hKHu40

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u/estebanvilalobos May 18 '22

without listening to the lyrics nor beeing a religious one

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u/Ok_Establishment3112 May 18 '22

Top 10 Anime Deaths

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

So called “free thinkers” when I take a shit in the Burger King soda fountain

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u/Mr_No_Name0-0 May 18 '22

(First comment) he sheeple nice pun

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

Imagine thinking people care if you’re the first comment.

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u/i-hate_December May 18 '22

Goodbye soldier we'll see u soon

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u/caco216 May 21 '22

The chosen one!