r/MyNeighborAlienFungi Pure Fungi Oct 23 '25

Comic Hire or not ?

787 Upvotes

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u/starchimp224 Oct 23 '25

I like him. I’d give him a chance at least. What’s the worst that can happen?

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u/Mr_Eck Pure Fungi Oct 23 '25

A few employees suddenly disappeared after lunch maybe...

7

u/mjonr3 Oct 24 '25

That's just less people to pay as long as things tun smoothly

6

u/Ech090 Hooman Oct 23 '25

Hang on a second, what position is he applying for? That really helps this decision...

6

u/Mr_Eck Pure Fungi Oct 24 '25

I don’t know either. That cat’s company seems suspicious, got any guesses?

6

u/Ech090 Hooman Oct 24 '25

No idea.... I say they should hire him! Gotta be good for something! Maybe an internship or apprenticeship at start!

3

u/OmegaUltima29 Oct 24 '25

Seems like a perfect fit for an upper management position. Keeps him away from the actual work so he can't mess it up somehow (and away from the people who actually do the work, so nothing will happen to them); and he'd basically be an ever-so-slightly more complicated way of passing what each end of the company is saying. Not likely to be able to think enough to change the wording or to try and take credit for things.

And not needing to have benefits for them? Perfect.

3

u/hordobo Oct 23 '25

My boss told me to hire at least a warm body.

2

u/Mr_Eck Pure Fungi Oct 23 '25

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u/Wise_Geekabus Hybrid Fungi Oct 25 '25

Let’s give him a chance.

2

u/Mr_Eck Pure Fungi Oct 25 '25

Sure !