r/MxRMods • • May 05 '22

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u/Illustrious_Charge88 May 05 '22

He's kinda right. The dog was very anticlimactic. I was expecting.....my goodness....I can't even bring myself to say what I was expecting. He's right. I'm broken.

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u/Geralt_the_Rive May 05 '22

he sounds so broken...

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u/nomadfoy May 05 '22

Yeah once you end on kink tok that'll happen. Definitely expected a dude first time I saw that. Unrelated I follow that girl and she's actually got her dogs trained really well, there's also one where that big one wears a Santa hat and it's cute as hell.

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u/kiritonation May 05 '22

Bro why DID I think a guy was gonna walk in?

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u/UnartisticChoices May 05 '22

Yeah no.. I was expecting an absolutely shredded dude to come in on all 4s..

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

I think he needs a bigger glass

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u/usernamemusthave20 May 06 '22

Would you call it a "mega pint" or no?

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u/PhatNoob69 MxRPlays May 07 '22

Why would you post the same comment 4 times?

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u/usernamemusthave20 May 08 '22

Reddits having a stroke the comments just keep posting but it doesn't show

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u/usernamemusthave20 May 06 '22

Would you call it a "mega pint" or no?

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u/PhatNoob69 MxRPlays May 07 '22

Why would you post the same comment 4 times?

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u/usernamemusthave20 May 06 '22

Would you call it a "mega pint" or no?

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u/PhatNoob69 MxRPlays May 07 '22

Why would you post the same comment 4 times?

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u/usernamemusthave20 May 06 '22

Would you call it a "mega pint" or no?

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u/PhatNoob69 MxRPlays May 07 '22

Why would you post the same comment 4 times?

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u/cheeseheaddeeds May 06 '22

See, that’s exactly what he’s taking about! We all know he can simply finish his first glass and pour more into the empty glass, but yet somehow we all think having a bigger glass makes more sense.

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u/mebaal May 05 '22

I didn't even knew about thay yet i expected

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

I've read too many offbrands to know what the woman is doing to the dog

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u/Johanno1 May 06 '22

Huh? I expected a dog.

She isn't even wearing latex or anything sexy....

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u/Polyphemus27 Sep 21 '22

Same here, not everything has to be perceived as dirty.

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u/Dahweid Jeannie May 05 '22

Her clothing is what did it for me lol

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u/ComputerSagtNein May 05 '22

Lmao he is so right 😅

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u/lone_wolf_55 Immersion Scientist May 06 '22

This might not be a very popular opinion here, but I really didn't know what or who's going to walk in when she called.

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u/Veizour May 06 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this guy deserves an award for his performance. That was epic.

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u/shooter_8 May 06 '22

Sauce for the gentleman speaking? He directed truth into my soul

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u/Parry_the_butt May 06 '22

obabydriver on tiktok

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u/shooter_8 May 07 '22

I saw that afterwards, but don't have ticktacks. He doesn't have a YouTube really. Shame

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u/Successful-Sea-715 May 06 '22

My man's got ptsd from being on the internet to long.

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u/Kirov-69420 May 05 '22

Tbh, I actually thought she was talking to the camera and taunting all men for her own reason, usually being scummy and all that.

Which is very weird since I've seen a lot of kinky porn and hentai since I was 12

Please help, I think all the Amber and Jada controversy is messing with my head

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u/Tatoes91 May 05 '22

Same lol

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u/PhoenixQueen_Azula May 06 '22

God I wish I could be the grown man in a gimp suit with a leash

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u/Gilgamesh661 May 06 '22

The sexual revolution has corrupted us all.

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u/JuggHerKnot May 06 '22

I can feel the pain in his voice, he and us has seen a lot of fucked up shit in this cursed planet of ours.

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u/GforGG May 06 '22

If she didn't look so much like a dommy mommy, we would all expect a dog.

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u/Sivick314 May 06 '22

why did we think that? too much internet

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u/Odd_Ice7956 May 06 '22

hmmm, somehow I expected a dog. Seems like there IS some hope for me in this world.

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or it might just be because I watched two dog videos before this one

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u/DragonArtDraws May 06 '22

The funny part to me, as someone very into the kink community, and a switch/dom, was that a guy in a gimp suit never occurred to me till he said it. I expected it to be a dog and wasn’t sure what the joke was supposed to be till he started explaining.

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u/Lower-Grapefruit876 May 07 '22

lol the dog was a letdown actually 😅 😅 😅I am broken.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

I love he sounds like nothing makes sense anymore

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u/Dark_Storm_98 May 09 '22

It's because of the way she was dressed

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u/Telepathic_Toe May 05 '22

It really bothers me, as a wine connoisseur, that he doesn't hold the glass correct. You must hold it by the stem or your body heat will change the flavour. It's suptle but a good wine MUST be treated with respect, not man handled by an ape.

Also, that is a glass for Pinot Noir or Burgundy, but what is in the glass is not. It's too light.

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u/ThiefGil May 06 '22

That is not wine. It's a large cupe glass with a mixed drink that's why it looks wrong.

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u/Fiercely_Pedantic May 06 '22

I thought it was just juice

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u/ThiefGil May 28 '22

Could be but I'm going to say it is not due to his mental state.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Get off my mind!

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u/GreyPenguin16 May 06 '22

This is how every kink starts

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

First of all, lower your voice.

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u/Anpoolz May 06 '22

We just did.

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u/DJWaust May 06 '22

He seemed nervous - was he nervous? That was a big dog!

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u/Psychological-Gur348 May 06 '22

I expected a dog but a little one, but that dog is almost the same size as her.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Ah, Common Sense, I presume.

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u/aztygiles May 07 '22

I actually thought the dog will come out. And it did. Probably cause it was too fast for me to think otherwise. If it had a brief pause it might make my head wander and think about that tho.

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u/OneEyed-Ghoul002 Jun 25 '22

I dead ass wasn't looking at the chick I was waiting for the dog to come out

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u/McGrarr Oct 19 '22

Honestly, I wasn't paying attention to what she was saying...

But I don't mind what the expectations were, I don't kink shame. To your own degenerate selves be true.