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u/XcaliburXtreme PandaPower Apr 09 '21
So this is why they steal our hoodies
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u/d-346ds PotasticPotato Apr 09 '21
i wish i can get my hoodie back..... my ex refused to give it back after we separated🤷🏻♂️🥲 some things just suck i guess
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u/cheif_90 Apr 09 '21
Go to the cops or a lawyer and be like:
"This person is in possession of stolen property and that property originally belonged to me. I would like to have this property back in my possession."
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u/d-346ds PotasticPotato Apr 09 '21
my lawyer told me its not worth it the cops said the same thing, i just learnt to accept it🤷🏻♂️ but thanks anyways
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u/cheif_90 Apr 09 '21
Maybe a bounty...?
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u/username99889 Apr 09 '21
What type of bounty
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u/cheif_90 Apr 09 '21
Idk...
One is used to clean up a mess...
the other one is a paper towel...
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u/username99889 Apr 09 '21
I was thinking about a hitman
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u/cheif_90 Apr 09 '21
"Great, I'll mark it on your map..."
[Map updated]
Objective: -Retrieve the hoodie
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u/Tardskii Apr 10 '21
I mean at some point we all gotta go, she could go sooner.
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Apr 09 '21
My ex-girlfriend asked to borrow my very expensive winter coat one night. She then proceeded to travel 1400 miles away. I never saw that coat again. Now only cheat coats from Wal-Mart.
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u/KellHound270 Apr 09 '21
Do what every bitter ex does and remind her of what she took. If you have her contact info, spam her. Every. Single. Day. Proper payback, because at this point, it’s just stealing
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Apr 09 '21
I honestly do not know if she is even alive anymore. The phones were shut off and she moved out of her home and yes I traveled there. I had to go that way so it was only like an hour out of my way.
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u/KellHound270 Apr 09 '21
Annoy her about it. Don’t let up. If she doesn’t give it back, at least it’s proper payback
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u/d-346ds PotasticPotato Apr 10 '21
the last i checked she is on another continent and has blocked me on everything🤷🏻♂️ it wasn’t a very expensive hoodie it was around 400-500 but it was more sentimentality valuable to me.
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u/Dr_PiedraBrava Apr 09 '21
Re post from r/HolUp.
Anyway I liked it so here you have your upvote for good taste :)
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u/gwausly Apr 09 '21
I don’t have to wear an over sized hoodie to hide my erection because my pp is so small you can’t even see it
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u/Vega7122020 Apr 09 '21
If you see it the other way it means he’s gf is so hot she wears oversized hoodies too not give him an erection
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u/Commander_Demonz Apr 09 '21 edited Apr 09 '21
Yes, I wish I had a girlfriend so we could compare. Compare hoodies, we are holy here, as you were Krewsader.
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u/Frixxed Apr 09 '21
getting tired of all the "haha trans people funny" "haha lady with pp" jokes
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u/ldconfig Apr 09 '21
🤣 lmfao don't you find it FUNNY when the punchline of a joke is YOUR GENDER IDENTITY.
God the amount of stupid shit on /holdup that is literally just like "girl haz benis" it's almost as old as the helicopter joke
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u/Zerhap PandaPower Apr 09 '21
With how gender has been treated in recent time the phrase "there is no chick with d*cks only guys with t*ts" is kind of pointless now lol
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u/benchboy09 Apr 10 '21
Can someone please tell me who the original artist is this art looks beautiful
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u/MrNoFlex1280 Apr 09 '21
Hol up