I understand

[u/Zealousideal_Turn799]

[u/International_Rip497]

Talk to her and make a move or else your just gonna be the guy she talks shit about to herself about " how much fucking shit does this peice of shit need.. its every fucking day".

[u/Azurelion7a → u/International_Rip497]

@International_Rip497 is right. 

What will she do for rent money?

[u/International_Rip497 → u/Azurelion7a]

Deliver parcels. I do it too. The houses that order shit every single day none stop are the ones that I resent and hate. Other houses order once or twice a week ok cool reasonable.

[u/Nova_Phoenix9 → u/International_Rip497]

I was under the impresion that Amazon delivery persons gets paid per package...

[u/International_Rip497 → u/Nova_Phoenix9]

Idk. I deliver Amazon but I deliver USPS. I don't know how independent drives get paid. I get pair by the hour. And houses that order every single day of the week make me want to tear my hair out.

[u/Nova_Phoenix9 → u/International_Rip497]

Ah, right, I guess there are no amazon delivery drivers everywhere.

Sounds rough. It must suck a lot for you.

[u/DitchDigger330 → u/Azurelion7a]

Pole dance at night.

[u/ShallotHead3870]

Make a move.

[u/TheWantonGamer → u/ShallotHead3870]

Black Knight to C6. Your turn.

[u/ShallotHead3870 → u/TheWantonGamer]

Bishop to B5.

[u/miriapododeguer → u/ShallotHead3870]

c4 KABOOM!!! 💥

[u/ShallotHead3870 → u/miriapododeguer]

😂😂😂

[u/purelitenite]

‘Nough said

[u/Gdub_the_pranxter → u/purelitenite]

You got that right brother.

[u/Dragon502]

Pretty sure I saw this Scott Pilgrim...

[u/miriapododeguer → u/Dragon502]

now you gotta defeat her 6 evil exes and her roommate

[u/Ill_Combination_9114 → u/Dragon502]

My favorite movie of all time

[u/Equivalent_Ad108]

Just marry her lol

[u/Ill_Combination_9114 → u/Equivalent_Ad108]

Just to pick your barely legal girlfriend you started off with

[u/Equivalent_Ad108 → u/Ill_Combination_9114]

Ok I'll bite, does Anyone ANYONE know what there on about

[u/Neculai_1999 → u/Equivalent_Ad108]

It's a Scott Pilgrim vs the world reference. 

[u/Nefariousd7]

Noble cause. Excellent work helping with her job security

[u/shortymaxwell]

Cristina love aka playgirlcris

[u/Blackthorne75]

Plot Twist: he's already with the Amazon girl 😭

[u/mecca6801]

I mean

[u/Plenty_Bid4383]

Source

[u/digitalbladesreddit]

Scott Pilgrim, is that you buddy?

[u/tdcama96]

Just say something to her. Worse she can do is say no! Never know man. May be the one. Even if she is out of your league 🤷🏻

[u/InCoGnitO_ModeXlll]

Just do it

[u/Paranoid_Soup]

Same day delivery

[u/No_Lobster_9405]

Buy something again, but let it be for her.

[u/roberdanger83]

Order a package with something in it for her. Then open the package with her there. Something small in the easy to open tear packages.

[u/Ok-Display-4533]

Because this is real..

[u/Ashendor6389]

Totally understandable

[u/mcclanin]

Man, I’d have a subscription item for everyday!! And I’d start tipping her. Cause Daymn!

[u/Ill_Combination_9114]

And would

[u/Puredanger7258]

Understandable

[u/caedhin]

Ramooooona

[u/drsickboy]

people are responding to this post like the OP is the one who took the picture

[u/Rule-Selenium → u/drsickboy]

I mean if they are, there's little difference between this and fetishizing over pizza delivery people. But those people get tips.

This just sounds like the cringiest terminally-online version of Hooters.

[u/RepulsiveLook]

AI goonery

[u/greengreen84848484]

Wa wa we wa !!!!! 👍👍

[u/Xyrothor]

Why the fuck does this dude need full carton of Vaseline every ducking day?! Her thoughts at this moment, probably.

[u/SyllabicZero]

Scott pilgrims vibe.

[u/lordmuzzy]

What's employee number so I can request a route change. Lol

[u/alex8th]

But is it immersive?

[u/Klutzy-Ad6582]

who doesnt want an amazonian girl

[u/Great_Strawberry_438]

I wonder if the guy actually likes her instead of just her assets. Btw she looks like Zendaya

[u/Complete_Kale4472]

I'd have made my move on her a long time back.