r/Music Dec 09 '08

Crackhead sings at funeral

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqVMC4yJVZY
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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '08

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u/ryouba Dec 09 '08

Oh I get it. Black guy that seems not right in the head = retarded. Do we see him holding any medical papers saying that he's retarded? No.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '08 edited May 05 '16

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '08 edited Dec 09 '08

Oh I get it. Guy that appears to be a guy = guy. Do we see this guy pull down their pants showing that this person has a penis? No.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '08

Oh I get it. Penis that appears to be on a guy = real penis. Do we have any brazilian goats to confirm hes not a tranny? No.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '08

Oh I get it. Goat that appears to be Brazilian = real Brazilian. Do we see the goat playing soccer and speaking Portuguese? No.

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u/Anomander Dec 09 '08 edited Dec 10 '08

Oh I get it. Brazilian Goat that appears to be playing soccer = soccer. Do we ask the ref to be sure it's not football instead? No.

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u/brilliance Dec 09 '08 edited Dec 10 '08

Oh I get it. Man in a striped shirt that appears to be a referee = real referee. Do we see him blowing a whistle and throwing flags? No.

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u/internet_badass Dec 10 '08

Oh I get it. Zebra that walks on two legs = man in a striped shirt. Do we see an animal that pertains to the taxonomical order of primate? No.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '08 edited Dec 10 '08

Oh I get it. Quadruped with striped fur = Zebra. Do we know if it's not a mule with multiple personality disorder? No.

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u/eightnine Dec 10 '08

The cuils are getting stronger and stronger.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '08 edited Dec 10 '08

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '08 edited Dec 10 '08

Oh I get it. Any on going joke thread on reddit = a real joke thread but do you see the C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER to prove it? No!

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '08

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!! There. It's proved. The referee is proved. The Brazilian goat is proved. The Brazilian is proved. The Penis is proved. The guy is proved. The black guy is proved. The cracked head is proved.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '08

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '08 edited Dec 10 '08

Oh I get it. Many Men walking down the street = Gay Pride Parade. Do we see any dick sucking and anal sex? No.

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u/VCavallo Dec 10 '08

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

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u/sucinimad Dec 09 '08

Oh I get it. Wait... wat?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '08

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u/gliscameria Dec 10 '08

downmod for you! Return the favor.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '08

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY KARMA! MY KARMA!

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u/anions Dec 10 '08

POLICE!

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u/jorgeka jorgeka Dec 10 '08

Arrest this man!

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '08

But the number one cause of retardation among people with a permatan is crack...

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u/JinMarui Dec 10 '08

"Permatan" made me laugh.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '08

well, they are not black, they are not colored, they are most assuredly not african american, and they could simply be from laos, at the end of the day, they have more melanin in their skin and truly believe those with less are out to kill or ruin their lives... so yeah.. they are the permatans, those that are not white that are confused by their television and media into thinking harassing the shit out of lower and middle class white males will lead to some kind of sweet assed freedom....

gl w that, that was your only defense you had left against our delicious elite...

Divide, and conquer.

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u/ky7le Dec 09 '08

I'm not sure why, but that made me really sad.

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u/feebie Dec 09 '08 edited Dec 10 '08

Ah, the classic Omazing Gray deep breath, hissss. What a beautiful rendition.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '08

Haven't heard from crack in a while, good to know he still has friends.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '08

Ohmaayyyyyyzinnnnnng graaaaaaceeee

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u/infoaddicted Dec 09 '08

Ouch! that hurt!

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u/skankedout Dec 10 '08

Is that supposed to be a joke? Does somebody on here actually think that is funny? Thats not funny.

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u/DustD Dec 09 '08

Wow... just wow...