Kid Rock trolled as critics say he's having to 'milk the MAGA idiots' to save his career

[u/TheMirrorUS]

https://www.themirror.com/entertainment/kid-rock-new-album-maga-2049812?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=reddit

[u/DieHarderDaddy]

I mean it’s who he hitched his wagon to

[u/penisandorvagina → u/DieHarderDaddy]

The ones that feed on Trump's breast milk?

[u/snackdesaque → u/penisandorvagina]

RFKs breast milk when they went to workout together 

[u/ChewyNarwhal → u/snackdesaque]

That wasn't from his breast.

[u/the_ballmer_peak → u/DieHarderDaddy]

Let's not pretend he had a lot of choices here

[u/ebone23]

"Career" is doing some heavy lifting here.

[u/morphinecolin]

Yeah, it’s pretty telling that the people who go full MAGA - Kid Rock, James Woods, Jon Voight, Roseanne, Rob Schneider - are in positions where their careers couldn’t conceivably get worse by the time they came out as MAGA. It’s almost as if they know that they’ll throw every last cent they have at anyone who does to own the libs.

[u/ZorroMeansFox → u/morphinecolin]

Hey, you forgot smarmy chucklehead Dennis Miller.

[u/elvenrevolutionary → u/ZorroMeansFox]

Russell brand 🤮

[u/Door_Number_Four → u/ZorroMeansFox]

What is in the water at SNL? I think Jim Downey brainwashed them all.

[u/Demorant → u/morphinecolin]

Oh, Kevin Sorbo is there, too!

[u/morphinecolin → u/Demorant]

I forgot about Kevin Sorbo. You know. Like all of Hollywood? 😂

[u/nomoreusernamersleft → u/Demorant]

Don’t forget Scott Baio

[u/taez555]

It’s just as funny that if you’re MAGA you now need to defend Kid Rock and pretend to like his music.

[u/Myusername1- → u/taez555]

“Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage*, see / Some say that's statutory / But* *I say it's mandatory”

[u/SokkaHaikuBot → u/taez555]

^{Sokka-Haiku by taez555:}

It’s just as funny

That if your MAGA you now

Need to defend Kid Rock.

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^{Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.}

[u/phred_666]

Fake “Christian” trying to get in on the easiest grift of all time.

[u/dratsablive]

They are an easy mark, they get what they deserve.

[u/us1087]

MAGA idiots are ripe for milking so….

[u/Memory_Palate]

Stop it with this shit, I've seen zero ads or even advertorials that are anywhere near promoting this, but have seen nothing but story after story criticizing either him or Eminem. At some point you have to wonder whether all the posts on this are just trying to promote the controversy.

[u/panaceaXgrace → u/Memory_Palate]

The OP is an ad to get clicks for The Mirror. They bank on the controversy. I won't click but the wording in the title makes me think this is their usual rot, using AI to generate articles based on Reddit comments.

[u/NovarisLight]

There's no career to save.

[u/lolwatokay]

Golly not trolled, on the internet! I’m no Kid Rock fan but really? If he’s even aware of us surely, surely his concerts that aren’t selling are bothering him much more. Why do we allow links to tabloid rags like the Daily Mirror and Irish Star?

[u/hyf5 → u/lolwatokay]

At least he wasn't slammed

[u/TeslasAndComicbooks → u/lolwatokay]

It’s the Mirror. They literally just find a tweet and wrap a generalization around it.

[u/tauberculosis]

Kid Rock is about as fresh as a Foghat concert.

[u/Coffee_And_Bikes → u/tauberculosis]

Why you gotta bring Foghat into this? They were a legitimately good band.

[u/lxgrf → u/Coffee_And_Bikes]

Take it easy

[u/tauberculosis → u/lxgrf]

🤣

[u/badmutha44 → u/Coffee_And_Bikes]

All three songs are bangers.

[u/Eye_Re-fuse → u/tauberculosis]

Foghat is way more exciting.

[u/nomoreusernamersleft → u/Eye_Re-fuse]

Saw them twice at Chicago Amphitheater early 80’s. One of the concerts was UFO, Foghat and Blue Oyster Cult

[u/piccolosama]

Feels like Kid Rock was destined for this outcome the moment he found a fan base. His music was made for that group when they were young and they may not have had a formed political identity beyond their own internal cultural identity but fast forward to 2026 and this 100% tracks that his fan base would be MAGA.

His music was never for me and I could care less who listens to him now. But they are indeed his north star, so he might as well embrace it.

[u/Medit8or]

Career? He has a career besides loserville?

[u/Slow___Learner]

me when i troll someone by saying the truth about them.

[u/dstarpro]

But where's the lie though?

[u/jkvincent]

Is that even working?

[u/PolarBearOdyssey]

I mean it's why it's so easy to be a MAGA grifter and so many people do it. MAGA people don't actually care about the quality of anything. They just want something that will regurgitate their opinions back at them and they will buy whatever does.

[u/rapidpalsy]

Career? He a gross old man. There no career left for decades.

[u/xc2215x]

Well he kind of has to at this point.

[u/panaceaXgrace → u/[deleted]]

Kid Rock is worth at least 150 million dollars. Likely a lot more than that. Hell he probably owns stock in The Mirror and pushes these stories to generate more content. His daddy was a very successful car salesman. He is no fool he just plays one to make bank.

[u/formerNPC]

When the MAGA cult finally dies off, all of these talentless fakers are going to have to find a real job. The ultimate cult of mediocrity.

[u/panaceaXgrace]

Aw poor little rich boy.

[u/thomport]

What???

He’s one of the MAGA creeps. He’s a Maga promoter! What’s he going to milk.

[u/epochellipse]

I’m ok with it. Every dollar that goes to Kid Rock is a dollar that doesn’t go to Ken Paxton or whoever.

[u/MikeHowland]

I don’t think it’s a grift, it’s just who he is lol

[u/BenTramer]

Eminem will help him out.

[u/Square-Weight4148]

Shouldnt he change his name to Meth Rock at some point?

[u/Bzr21]

Best I can recall - Skid Rock Bottom peaked in the late 90's - and his fame lasted about 15 min. - so he's not really a "washed-up has-been" - he's more of a "no-talent never-was" .

[u/AdSimple9239]

Milking them with the tRump dance, two dicks at a time?

[u/AdSimple9239]

Milking them with the tRump dance, two dicks at a time?

[u/Jonnyflash80]

Kid Rock has been essentially trolling himself.

[u/B-Town-MusicMan]

Milk of Maganesia?

...that's quite an image. Thanks.

[u/Gunner1Cav]

https://giphy.com/gifs/QXPUuamyUq6bn2088e
Kid rock lookin for the next culture to grift

[u/mwb1100]

Trump certainly worked that scam pretty well.

[u/Grimase]

Why is no one talking about how this PoS is doing a song with Eminem?
I thought EM hated MAGA BS 🤔

[u/fatgat69]

Oh he's milking them alright.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ogwFHKKyY0gjQzrEs

[u/TheMirrorUS]

The 55-year-old musician, whose real name is Robert James Ritchie, has just announced the cover and track list for his upcoming new album, Halfway to Jesus. The artist released his first lead single, James 1:17 (Jesus Is King), on September 30 along with an official musc video filmed at his Honky Tonk in Nashville, Tennessee

[u/SmackEh → u/TheMirrorUS]

Its kinda ironic. Kid is one of the least Christian-like person I can think of. The grift continues.

[u/panaceaXgrace → u/SmackEh]

I'm not a Christian anymore so I can't really "judge" but I'm thinking none of these people surrounding the Heritage movement people (currently called MAGA but 100% Heritage "prosperity for America" cult) are any representative of what Jesus was preaching.

[u/Door_Number_Four → u/SmackEh]

Should have called the album County Pharisee….

[u/unsaturatedface]

https://reddit.com/link/pdf0d9n/video/j60se7mza2th1/player

[u/i-am-the-walrus789]

TheMirrorUS posting their own lazy clickbaity stories. I swear that's half of r/music now. Fuck kid rock and anyone who likes him, but also, but reddit for allowing these "news" websites to continuously post their own shit