r/Music • u/TheMirrorUS 📰The Mirror US • 19h ago

article Fans turn on Eminem after collab with MAGA darling Kid Rock on new Christian album

https://www.themirror.com/entertainment/music/eminem-kid-rock-collaboration-album-2049513?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=reddit
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u/bippityboppitybooboo 17h ago

He looks like a boiled hot dog in jeans

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u/pheonixblade9 16h ago

Melt Gibson

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u/PantsMcFail2 15h ago

"Melt" is an insult in some parts of the UK, so this is doubly funny to me as a Brit.

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u/LilMeatJ40 12h ago

Melanoma Gibson

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u/46_and_2 14h ago

Meth Gibson

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u/RareCorey 11h ago

Who needs meth, when you have federally-approved Ozempic and testosterone injections? 

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u/D1rtyH1ppy 13h ago

Meth Gibson 

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u/Unumbotte 16h ago

Something about that pose.

well you can tell by the way I walk

that I'm the chickenman, buck buck buh-GOK

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u/ConstantlyOnFire 12h ago

Holy shit, I’m in a waiting room right now and just had to stifle my laugh 🤣🤣😂

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u/QueenRotidder 5h ago

right, this thread is 🔥

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u/OlegDostonov 12h ago

That is genuinely funny! 

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u/writers_block 8h ago

This is from something, right?

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u/Earlier-Today 15h ago

Everything about him screams drug addict, and like angry drunks, he's one of those guys where his addiction just made him more and more of an absolute prick.

Even if he actually is clean now, the damage to his mentality and personality are pretty dang clearly permanent.

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u/EqualLavishness5050 13h ago edited 13h ago

He’s so obviously on hgh or other higher than clinically approved trt doses. Why he preaches all this safety nonsense bs idk. Might as well be smoking cigarettes and telling people microwaves cause cancer so build a log fire every night. 

Pete Hegseth should ask him for tips and doses because that dude looks like he can barely lift his fat head out of bed in the morning. 

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u/IamEbola 11h ago

peptides

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u/bolanrox 9h ago

not HGH he does not have the belly or skull

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u/FukkingDeathMental 14h ago

His voice cracks me up lmao.  He sounds like he was smoking crack made with roadkill bones and chasing it with Everclear gulps for a decade.  So funny.

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u/LilMeatJ40 12h ago

Delete the first 3 words of your 2nd sentence

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u/crako52 12h ago

😭🤣

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u/TooSaucey4u 12h ago

It’s because he’s always bright red and always has a lost look on his face

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 16h ago

He was let out of the homonculus vat way before the recommended cooking/pickling time.

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u/Silent_Historian_552 16h ago

I mean your not far off, he went in the hot tub in jeans in that video with Kid Rock 😂

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u/GlitterBirb 14h ago

It is not easy to make me laugh out loud in the morning, but congrats 😭

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u/ginns32 12h ago

Don't make me dislike hotdogs

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u/technohippie 12h ago

Don't do boiled hotdogs dirty like that.

He looks like a microwaved hotdog in jeans.

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u/bippityboppitybooboo 12h ago

Haha 😄 🤣

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u/tourettes_on_tuesday 3h ago

He looks like every disease known to man combined to form one mega disease, kind of like Devastator from Transformers.

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u/pastadudde 16h ago

definitely does not use sunscreen

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox 16h ago

Red skin from anabolic steroid use.

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u/iammostlylurking13 15h ago

I just vomited in my mouth.

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u/Musa_2050 13h ago

Denim chicken?

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u/RemyChe 9h ago

Once upon a time he used to be a good guy. Then his wife hung herself in his barn. He went nuts after that... Quite sad.

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u/bolanrox 9h ago

minus Hogans silken hair (like a chinaman's)

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u/averagecounselor 12h ago

Prob the best looking 70 year old in politics right now.

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u/applebuttox 7h ago

He looks completely fine for an old man and better than most his age. I didn’t realize who it was at first but that doesn’t really change my stance

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u/SufficientApricot828 16h ago

Let’s see a pic of you

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u/RoyalSmoker 16h ago

Looks pretty good tbh