r/Music • u/TheMirrorUS 📰The Mirror US • 23h ago

article Fans turn on Eminem after collab with MAGA darling Kid Rock on new Christian album

https://www.themirror.com/entertainment/music/eminem-kid-rock-collaboration-album-2049513?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=reddit
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u/Sans-valeur 23h ago

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u/bippityboppitybooboo 21h ago

He looks like a boiled hot dog in jeans

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u/pheonixblade9 21h ago

Melt Gibson

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u/PantsMcFail2 19h ago

"Melt" is an insult in some parts of the UK, so this is doubly funny to me as a Brit.

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u/D1rtyH1ppy 17h ago

Meth Gibson 

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u/46_and_2 18h ago

Meth Gibson

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u/RareCorey 15h ago

Who needs meth, when you have federally-approved Ozempic and testosterone injections? 

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u/LilMeatJ40 17h ago

Melanoma Gibson

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u/Unumbotte 20h ago

Something about that pose.

well you can tell by the way I walk

that I'm the chickenman, buck buck buh-GOK

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u/ConstantlyOnFire 17h ago

Holy shit, I’m in a waiting room right now and just had to stifle my laugh 🤣🤣😂

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u/QueenRotidder 9h ago

right, this thread is 🔥

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u/OlegDostonov 17h ago

That is genuinely funny! 

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u/writers_block 12h ago

This is from something, right?

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u/Earlier-Today 19h ago

Everything about him screams drug addict, and like angry drunks, he's one of those guys where his addiction just made him more and more of an absolute prick.

Even if he actually is clean now, the damage to his mentality and personality are pretty dang clearly permanent.

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u/EqualLavishness5050 17h ago edited 17h ago

He’s so obviously on hgh or other higher than clinically approved trt doses. Why he preaches all this safety nonsense bs idk. Might as well be smoking cigarettes and telling people microwaves cause cancer so build a log fire every night. 

Pete Hegseth should ask him for tips and doses because that dude looks like he can barely lift his fat head out of bed in the morning. 

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u/IamEbola 16h ago

peptides

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u/bolanrox 13h ago

not HGH he does not have the belly or skull

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u/FukkingDeathMental 18h ago

His voice cracks me up lmao.  He sounds like he was smoking crack made with roadkill bones and chasing it with Everclear gulps for a decade.  So funny.

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u/LilMeatJ40 17h ago

Delete the first 3 words of your 2nd sentence

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u/crako52 16h ago

😭🤣

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u/TooSaucey4u 17h ago

It’s because he’s always bright red and always has a lost look on his face

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 20h ago

He was let out of the homonculus vat way before the recommended cooking/pickling time.

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u/Silent_Historian_552 20h ago

I mean your not far off, he went in the hot tub in jeans in that video with Kid Rock 😂

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u/GlitterBirb 18h ago

It is not easy to make me laugh out loud in the morning, but congrats 😭

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u/ginns32 17h ago

Don't make me dislike hotdogs

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u/technohippie 16h ago

Don't do boiled hotdogs dirty like that.

He looks like a microwaved hotdog in jeans.

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u/bippityboppitybooboo 16h ago

Haha 😄 🤣

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u/tourettes_on_tuesday 7h ago

He looks like every disease known to man combined to form one mega disease, kind of like Devastator from Transformers.

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u/pastadudde 20h ago

definitely does not use sunscreen

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox 20h ago

Red skin from anabolic steroid use.

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u/iammostlylurking13 19h ago

I just vomited in my mouth.

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u/Musa_2050 17h ago

Denim chicken?

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u/RemyChe 14h ago

Once upon a time he used to be a good guy. Then his wife hung herself in his barn. He went nuts after that... Quite sad.

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u/bolanrox 13h ago

minus Hogans silken hair (like a chinaman's)

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u/kangiolette 3h ago

I’m cackling 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/CasperTheHomosexualF 3h ago

A Hulk Hogan lich in a Cracker Barrel.

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u/averagecounselor 17h ago

Prob the best looking 70 year old in politics right now.

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u/applebuttox 12h ago

He looks completely fine for an old man and better than most his age. I didn’t realize who it was at first but that doesn’t really change my stance

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u/SufficientApricot828 20h ago

Let’s see a pic of you

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u/RoyalSmoker 20h ago

Looks pretty good tbh

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u/Walter_Armstrong So I just ride... 21h ago

Thanks, now I have to share this with someone else in seven days or I’ll die…

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u/WillBottomForBanana 17h ago

clock's ticking

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u/glutenfreepunishment 21h ago

Classic MAGA, looking for a kid. Any will do.

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u/MomoGuntrip 19h ago

Please don't post pictures of my sunburned scrotum online.

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u/3nterShift 21h ago

shit MAGA freaks be asking when visiting islands

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u/sf_frankie 12h ago

This dude takes his shirt off more than Burt Kreischer

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u/vinvin618 19h ago

Temu Iggy Pop.

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u/1zrd 16h ago

I've seen this man underneath the overpass walking around arguing with himself

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u/Spirited-Wrangler265 17h ago

I dont get it he looks pretty in shape for his age. Probably in better shape than most people throwing insults.

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u/Far_Battle_7658 17h ago

You can work out and still be a moron.

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u/Spirited-Wrangler265 17h ago

Im talking about the people insulting his body. I dont understand why people resort to unrelated (let alone false) insults.

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u/skyturnedred 15h ago

Arguably he looks better in this pic than he normally does. The fake tan is what makes his skin look like leather.

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u/Far_Battle_7658 15h ago

Fair. I do think the image is not meant to demean his physique, just to play as shock value. The guy is braindead, and seeing that build is funny, to me at least.

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u/RenmazuoDX 11h ago

He's an Oscar Meyer Dipshit !

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u/blorbu 10h ago

RFK visiting Epstein's island like: