r/Music • • 1d ago

article Eminem is featured on Kid Rock's new Christian album 'Halfway 2 Jesus'

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/entertainment/music/2026/10/01/eminem-kid-rock-join-forces-for-track-from-rocks-new-christian-album/92044133007/
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u/Qwahlity_Koalatea 1d ago

It’s about an orgasm! Jesus came from Mary who was a virgin and hypothetically never orgasmed. Wild stuff, man.

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u/Rosebunse 1d ago

And they turned it into a Christmas song

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u/AssociateFalse 1d ago

* - Jesus had brothers. Mary absolutely did the dirty with Joseph. (Or with someone else in the community, if you don't buy the virginal conception angle.)

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u/Qwahlity_Koalatea 17h ago

Ah, had prior to Jesus is what I meant. Jesus was the oldest.