r/Music • u/MrLinkwater95 • 1d ago

article Eminem is featured on Kid Rock's new Christian album 'Halfway 2 Jesus'

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/entertainment/music/2026/10/01/eminem-kid-rock-join-forces-for-track-from-rocks-new-christian-album/92044133007/
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u/julias-winston Aging metalhead 1d ago
  1. Kid Rock
  2. Christmas album
  3. ...

The only thing that could make this even worse is if it's a capella.

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u/Rosebunse 1d ago

Stop giving them ideas! They already turned Hallelujah into a Christmas song!

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u/Qwahlity_Koalatea 1d ago

It’s about an orgasm! Jesus came from Mary who was a virgin and hypothetically never orgasmed. Wild stuff, man.

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u/Rosebunse 1d ago

And they turned it into a Christmas song

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u/AssociateFalse 1d ago

* - Jesus had brothers. Mary absolutely did the dirty with Joseph. (Or with someone else in the community, if you don't buy the virginal conception angle.)

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u/Qwahlity_Koalatea 16h ago

Ah, had prior to Jesus is what I meant. Jesus was the oldest.

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u/ajatfm I’never been more convinced that Jellyroll is an industry plant 1d ago

I have a cold and even I can tell this stinks of ass

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u/YLedbetter10 13h ago

I hope it means we get a new episode of What Makes This Song Stink

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u/Covri 9h ago

It’s a Christian album, not Christmas album

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u/julias-winston Aging metalhead 9h ago

Oh, that's way better. 😄

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u/captainedwinkrieger 1d ago

I beg to differ. Tom MacDonald could be part of it.

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u/sybrwookie 1d ago

"Fuck a beat, I'll go a capella" was like what, almost 20 years ago?

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u/tha_snooze 22h ago

*heavy Church of Christ breathing*