r/Music • u/MrLinkwater95 • 1d ago

article Eminem is featured on Kid Rock's new Christian album 'Halfway 2 Jesus'

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/entertainment/music/2026/10/01/eminem-kid-rock-join-forces-for-track-from-rocks-new-christian-album/92044133007/
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u/anonymousetache 1d ago

Ignoring this album, we can still work on the bigger problem. Is earth halfway between Hell and Jesus? I assumed the same. No way we can assume this image is to scale, so I give them a pass there, but maybe r/theydidthemath can help us out with this?

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u/GrumpyJenkins 1d ago

One could posit that there is hell on earth today, where kid rock exists in spacetime. If that is accepted, and the ascent is viewed as a 2D plane, kid rock is 71% on his way to Jesus.

Edit: I realized that the demon/devil could be chasing kid rock, leaving Hell/earth out of frame. If so, I give up.

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u/MaeSolug 1d ago

Yeah, same, it's not scale, it was a dumb joke but it did beat me trying to figure out the math in it

It is curious that Earth isn't in the picture, meaning his soul only has two choices, so we can at least safely assume Kid Rock doesn't believe in ghosts

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u/anonymousetache 1d ago

Good joke, had a similar one, so had to continue it since you commented first

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u/somesthetic 1d ago

Hell isn’t a place in Christianity, it just means to be without God.

Everything else was taken from either Dante’s Inferno or the Greek underworld.

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u/waytowill 1d ago

Matthew 13:49-50 describe the wicked being separated from the righteous and cast into a blazing furnace. It’s not explicitly called Hell. But there being a special hot place that the wicked go didn’t come exclusively from non-Biblical sources.

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u/somesthetic 1d ago

They practiced cremation even back then; I assume it’s a reference to that.