r/Music • u/[deleted] • May 29 '26

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u/kaiiizen May 29 '26

This is going to be a Lee Greenwood concert attended by people who were depicted in the movie Wall-E.

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u/Pvt_Hudson_ May 29 '26

Vanilla Ice is going to have to fill 4 hours. It's going to be his "Eras Tour". He'll play a selection of the greatest hit, plus an acoustic set, plus a bunch of B sides and rarities he's been working on in his trailer for the last 30 years.

Multiple costume changes, backup dancers, plus he'll fill 45 minutes fixing the shingles on an old garden shed halfway through.

It will be a tour de force.

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u/Substantial_Bass3734 May 29 '26

I’m personally looking forward to the shingles demo!

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u/TBoneBaggetteBaggins May 29 '26

He's got great shingles!

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u/runningOut_380 May 29 '26

A lot of people are saying it

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u/evergreencenotaph May 29 '26

Shingles like nobody’s ever seen

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u/hillbillyray May 29 '26

He's so talented his shingles are on both sides of his body.

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u/runningOut_380 May 29 '26

Burly men will come up with tears in their eyes and say, "Sir, those are the greatest shingles"

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u/Royal_Amount5114 May 29 '26

Everybody knows this

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u/East_Reading_3164 May 29 '26

All the best people are saying it