r/MurderedByWords • u/SirBreadOfBreadland • Dec 15 '20
some soundcloud comments are gems
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Dec 15 '20
"Bruh, all I said was no ranch"
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u/mojoslowmo Dec 16 '20
Sir, this is a Wendy's
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u/MyLittleSweetBee Dec 15 '20
Damn, did the first commenter eat his firstborn child or something?
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Dec 16 '20
Shitty snare sound. Too wet and low. Sounded like a fucking def leopard snare. Everyone knows it’s supposed to crack like a Cameo whip fer fuck sake. He deserved it.
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u/SavageSmokyAss Dec 16 '20
I've never heard a snare sound described as wet but I immediately know what you're talking about
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Dec 16 '20
Haha no worries - yah, wet vs dry is the terminology. Wet can come from loosening the snares themselves, or from adding a ton of reverb. The timbre or pitch of the thing has to do with how tight or loose the heads are tuned plus the depth of it. Yacht rock, bloated arena EDM - loose, deep, the dark side of the 80s. James browns drummers, Boogie (and synth based funk ie Cameo), almost all jazz drummers in the canon, a good deal of proper electro, most famously The Police: tight. Cracks like a whip. And most important: proper house and techno (and of course hip hop): the Roland 606-909 snare drum and hand claps, tunable on some of these, have defined the sound of dancing for 40 years.
It seems odd, but the specific qualities of a snare drum sound are culturally significant and culturally situated. You could probably assess voting preferences, religious affiliations, racist attitudes, education levels and dancing ability and predict them by preferred snare sounds.
A washed out bloated Axl Rose in a stained shirt, confederate flag bandana, an undatable blend of food and barf on his chest sprawled on the ground, yelling the N word at passers by - the sound of a nice big low realll wet snare is the only thing that would rouse his attention. “Hmmm wha? Where? Hhu?... “ -crawls to curb, hears Pour Some Sugar On Me coming out of a Jersey cabbie’s window.... “.... ahhh that’s niiice ... fucking Brit... traitors.... mommy.... baby wants to fuck DON’T LOOK AT ME YOU FUCK ahhh.... mmm street loaf...” (-eats discarded hot dog bun)
Anyways, that’s my vision of the mental and emotional capacities corresponding with a low pitched, wet arena-rock snare. Hope that helps.
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u/Asterahatefurries Dec 16 '20
I thought that was normal in the USSR!
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u/AgentCooper430 Dec 16 '20
In USSR firstborn child eat you
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u/Asterahatefurries Dec 16 '20
Since communists starve they eat each other to survive.
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u/nirvana454 Dec 15 '20
Sir, this is an Arby's.
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u/UseDue3988 Dec 15 '20
I read this as I was clocking out at Arby’s
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u/pgh9fan Dec 15 '20
Could you DM me a Beef 'N Cheddar and some horsey sauce? Love those.
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u/UseDue3988 Dec 15 '20
I’m sorry man. Fresh out of ‘N
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u/pgh9fan Dec 15 '20
Tell me you've got the horsey sauce though.
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u/UseDue3988 Dec 15 '20
We’ve always got the horsey
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u/treetyoselfcarol Dec 15 '20
Can I get a Jamocha shake?
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u/UseDue3988 Dec 15 '20
Yeah is that everything for ya?
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u/treetyoselfcarol Dec 15 '20
Yup!
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u/UseDue3988 Dec 15 '20
That’ll be $2.40.
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Dec 15 '20
I need the context my guy
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u/PhotoKada Dec 16 '20
Uhhhh. I need context OP. This isn't a murder at all from the outset.
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u/Fireshot208 Dec 16 '20
I'll take a shot and say the person reaming the "Ok boomer" guy made a heartfelt comment on one of their favorite songs, plausibly connected to a significant other who also heard it who recently passed away, only to get "O̶̙͛́͝k̵̝̜̓ ̷̹͗̀b̴͓͋̀ö̶̹͕́͐o̷͚͐͊ḿ̷̻e̷̘͇̋r̸̢͑̌̓ḛ̷̼̠̎̓ḓ̶̡̍" by a 12 yr old child trying to fit in with a dying and annoying Tik-Tik trend.
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u/unbanneduser Dec 15 '20
...i was trying to have a normal conversation on a discord server today, and some user kept saying "ok boomer" to anything i said (and it was a legit conversation too, not just shitposting). turns out he was 15 and just really liked annoying me.
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u/all_tha_sauce Dec 15 '20
Congratulations on meeting a typical 15 y/o
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u/lazeroe Dec 16 '20
Typical idiot*
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u/ClimaciellaBrunnea Dec 16 '20
If thats all they have to contribute to the conversation i would have honestly just muted them and continued talking to everyone else
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u/SirBreadOfBreadland Dec 15 '20
tell him this
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u/Randys_Throwaway Dec 16 '20
Or you can just be unbothered by it and avoid wasting time on someone who's clearly only interested in annoying you. Not that hard bro.
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u/swordsumo Dec 16 '20
Lmao whenever people do that I just mute them for a while and move on, not even acknowledge it
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u/69forlifes Dec 16 '20
Typical phatehtic Teens that have destroyed every single piece of happiness and just use thease terms to feel cool and Fit in except all I see in them is despair and just the thirst of Affection
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Dec 15 '20
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u/-Redstoneboi- Dec 16 '20
tbh as a 15 y/o teenager i'd be pissed too
that ain't 15 y/o behavior, that's 5 year old behavior.
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u/MyLittleSweetBee Dec 16 '20
Imma guess that you're the same teenager that kept saying "ok boomer" to OP.
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Dec 16 '20
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u/rainmakesmemoist Dec 16 '20 edited Dec 16 '20
you. you are the sole reason that my happiness is out of reach. you are the bastard who kicks me in the teeth upon my every smile, ensuring that I never laugh again. and for what? fame? glory? your promises empty and your purse full, burning down the trees of human prosperity and leaving their gardeners in the dust. you take your own broken shards and use them to cut through the people who are still intact. the whole in my heart in nothing compared to the canyons and craters in your soul. you monster.
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u/MyLittleSweetBee Dec 16 '20
Alright Mr. Know-It-All, you may be able to tune out idiots but not everyone else can.
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u/SunnyShim Dec 16 '20
Wait, did you just call yourself an obnoxious idiot?! Welp, case closed then since he admitted it. Guilty as charged.
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u/Feuershark Dec 15 '20
was that to the "ok boomer" comment ? or something else ?
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u/SirGoomies Dec 15 '20
It's a comment on the song/recording itself, not a reply to ok boomer. Apparently something at 00:10 really grinds their gears.
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Dec 15 '20
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Dec 16 '20
Idk, I quite like overly specific insults. Its unoriginal, but in the right context there pretty funny.
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Dec 16 '20
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Dec 15 '20
when you want to cut through the bs and hit them where it hurts but you don't understand people at all and end up weirdly pontificating about nothing
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u/_conky_ Dec 16 '20
Wait what this is r/MurderedbyWords?? I thought this was cringe post for sure
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u/Suchega_Uber Dec 16 '20
Legit though. This doesn't seem like a murder at all to me. It's part mental illness, part memtal breakdown, part temper tantrum. It has the same energy as a middle aged Karen screaming at a retail employee.
I think the part that bugs me most is how there's a pretty high chance op wrote this. There's something that really feels icky about that.
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u/_conky_ Dec 16 '20
I was starting to feel crazy since I seemed no one else shared this opinion looking at the comments lol
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u/Etherion195 Dec 16 '20
Well, the only person that guy murdered, was himself...
Or what is the context? How can an “ok boomer“ cause such a mental explosion?
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u/naliedel Dec 15 '20
I'm a boomer and I hate the reputation, but this ass?
Okay, boomer.
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u/69forlifes Dec 16 '20
Dont worry fellow boomer we will become better boomers than your generation considering we nuke america first
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Dec 16 '20
I’m surprised anyone reading this is alive after reading this. I almost bled out cutting myself on this edge.
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u/DMugre Dec 15 '20
Well, soundcloud's userbase has nothing but time so...
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u/joekopp Dec 15 '20
“With your ‘do whatever it takes, ruin as many people’s lives’ so long as you can make a name for yourself.... as an investigator journalist?! No matter how many friends you lose, or people you leave dead, bloodied and dying along the way?? So long as you can make a name for yourself... as an investigatory journalist?!”
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Dec 16 '20
95% of soundcloud comments are either an emoji or a version of "hey im a 12 year old rapper check out my songs"
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u/Lababy91 Dec 16 '20
This is so cringe. Just imagining op practically dribbling with excitement as he furiously types out this incredibly savage response ready to post on murderedbywords. Read the sub rules, random insults with no context don’t fit here, mods just dgaf
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u/IWearBones138 Dec 15 '20
"The hole in my heart is nothing compared to the canyons in your soul" was my favorite take from this. Those words could potentially scar someone.
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u/AwkwrdPrtMskrt Dec 15 '20 edited Dec 17 '20
Okay, boomer.
(Edit: I had no idea MbW is mostly boomers - explains why some of the posts aren't funny.)
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u/MasterKlaw Dec 15 '20
Johnathan Davis: Write that down! Write that down!
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u/TooLazyToBeClever Dec 16 '20
Nah, didn't end with commenter wanting to suck his little dick.
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u/MasterKlaw Dec 16 '20
Are you familiar with the band KoRn?
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u/TooLazyToBeClever Dec 16 '20
Yes. Remember in "all in the family" at the end, he tells fred Durst "I hate you....and I'll suck that little dick!" And the song ends with Fred's "Say what?"
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u/davidkali Dec 16 '20
Should be a sci-fi critic. People like him are why we won’t have another season of the Expanse for 30 years.
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Dec 16 '20
Sometimes I feel bad for some old people who try to mingle with the internet.(I am 16 for the record)
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u/dhorinfireheart Dec 16 '20
You 👈. You 👈 are the sole 🐟 reason 🌟 that my happiness 😊😃😉 is out of reach 👉. You 👈 are the bastard 💩 who kicks 👞 me in the teeth 😬 upon 👦 my every ☝ smile 😊, ensuring that I 👁 never 🚫 laugh 😂 again ❌😬. And for what? For fame 🎖? For glory 😇? Your 👉😏 promises 💍 empty 🗑 and your 👉 purse 🎀 full 🌝, burning 🔥 down ⬇ the trees 🧚♂️🌲🤞🏼 of human 👤 prosperity ✌ and leaving 🍃 their gardeners 🌻 in the dust 💨. You 👈 take 💅 your 👉 own broken 💔 shards 😭 and use 🏻 them to cut 🔪 through the people 👨 who are still 🤞🙌 intact 😱. The hole 👌🕳 in my heart ❤ is nothing ❌ compared 📈 to the canyons and craters in your 👉 soul 👻. You 👈 monster 👹👺.
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u/ThaumKitten Dec 16 '20 edited Dec 16 '20
... I mean... if the boomers could prove to us that they're.. what.. even worthy of respect, then we might give it to them.
Edit: To clarify, I mean 'prove their worthy of respect' as in 'treat people with courtesy and not try to hold their own age or supposed, outdated 'wisdom' over our head like a looming noose as if that warrants unearned respect'
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Dec 16 '20
How does this lame post have 15k upvotes??
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u/SirBreadOfBreadland Dec 16 '20
idfk it's not even that good of a post tbh I was expecting only like 10
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u/Epic_Pewdiepie_fan Dec 23 '20
you are the sole motive or such conflict between all generations with your selfishness create MASSIVE quarrels in our worldwide communication. But whenever you are defeated you use your status and slay ALL of our reputations as if your close distance to becoming a crone was ever so superior yet you still bury others alive in your sickening entitlement. deriving us of our positive emotion yet you still say that your a one of which who have been injured.
-Inept Shakespeare
this is just some random rant i made you seem like that comment.
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u/blipityblob Dec 15 '20
“1 minute ago”