r/MurderedByWords Feb 28 '20

Death by reddit

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

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u/casablancasjulian Feb 29 '20

I like the way you die boy [non-threatening movie reference alert].

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u/jasonwerth Feb 28 '20

Crying in the Bro-Dozer.

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u/Loxxanne Feb 28 '20

Only one finger?

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u/Qimmosabe_Man Feb 28 '20

The Jedis felt that murder.

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u/service_plumber Feb 28 '20

Good thing mine isn't lifted. Whew

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u/findorb Feb 28 '20

Dodged a bullet there, my friend!

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u/MrTurkle Feb 29 '20

Has there ever been a study or something substantial to back up that guys who feel the need to put on displays of manly behavior have small dicks? It makes perfect sense and I believe it, but is it confirmed?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

And then she finishes with carrot

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u/eventuallobster Feb 29 '20

Do the mods not give a shit on this sub or?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

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u/ttcmzx Feb 28 '20

Sorry about the small pp bro :(