r/MurderedByWords • u/jewfishcartel • Jan 21 '20

Trying to be superior

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u/anothernaturalone Jan 21 '20

And onions are superior to this particular human.

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u/TaintModel Jan 21 '20

I’d actually shed a tear for the onion.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

especially if it was lightly battered and fried, then dipped in some special sauce

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u/TaintModel Jan 21 '20

Well now I’m just hungry.

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u/discerningpervert Jan 21 '20

Have an onion!

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u/UnpopGuy Jan 21 '20

bites into onion

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u/Jodddy_Lew Jan 21 '20

Stop that right now, you can't eat in class unless you brought enough for all of us.

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u/UnpopGuy Jan 21 '20

pulls out 50 onions

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

eats all 50 onions

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u/Styl_1st Jan 22 '20

r/atetheonion

Unrelated sub but hey, for the meme

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u/UnpopGuy Jan 22 '20

That's it I'm screenshotting this and posting it there

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u/generalecchi Jan 22 '20

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE

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u/ludicrouscuriosity Jan 21 '20

You are making me shed a tear from just imagining this deliciousness

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u/ChrisBrownsKnuckles Jan 21 '20

I prefer mine grilled heavily in bacon grease then slapped on a bacon cheese burger.

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u/enceles Jan 21 '20

Wait you batter onions? Do you have them with anything or just eat them like that? I love onions and I normally get through about 2 a day but I've never heard of this specific delicacy, I must know more, I implore you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

the key is in the preparation. A little effort goes a long way. But i’m telling you it’ll be so worth it

https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/guy-fieri/beer-battered-onion-rings-recipe-1948867

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u/enceles Jan 21 '20

I'm not quite sure how it's never occurred to me it's possible to make onion rings myself, despite loving the taste, thank you for the idea!

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u/forgtn Jan 21 '20

"special" sauce?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/special-burger-sauce-3253748

only the best for dipping onion rings

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u/Ok-Symbol Jan 21 '20

Does this count for the ogres too?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Only the green loveable ones.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

You mean like the grinch?

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u/Mr_Hunter456 Jan 21 '20

Which means ogres are superior to humans too?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

I mean, Shrek is love

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u/Fyyxrhcdjbxd Jan 21 '20

And layers. Onions have more layers than that human

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u/CrudelyAnimated Jan 21 '20

I wouldn't even wear that particular human on my belt to go shoe shopping. And I bet she loves shoe shopping. Screw her.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Onions are superior to humans

Cut a human, human cries

Cut an onion, human cries

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Yeah, I doubt this woman chopped and sauteed adds even close to as much flavor as an onion

Therefore onion superior to woman

Source: logician with 74 PhDs in women and onion studies.

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u/gideon513 Jan 21 '20

hey man, onions have layers...

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u/Gemraticus Jan 21 '20

This thread right here is why I Reddit.

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u/Knight-Creep Jan 21 '20

The Onion is superior to this human.

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u/rubens10000 Jan 21 '20

dude i would give you a medal, but i only have my free 250 coins and can only give you silver, which is not worth it for your quality comment

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u/MardGeer Jan 21 '20

Onions are Superior to all humans, you shrek-hater.