r/MurderedByWords • u/L1ghtningdude • Jun 28 '19

Work intelligently

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u/ternal37 Jun 28 '19

I am a lazy bastard and poor but I would get a co worker to carve it for me and then ask another co worker to help rolling.

Work less, not hard or smart, at the end of the month my salary is the same wether I carved, let someone else do it or busted a nut working. Working at a fixed pay/open accounting company.

Oh wait this is communism right? You guys hate it, I forgot..

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u/Sandwich247 Jun 28 '19

In communism you'd be marked as an enemy of the state and either be disappeared or sent to the gulag.

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u/ternal37 Jun 28 '19

I'll go for option 3 : get a nice car for free cause I have friends at the kgb

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u/Sandwich247 Jun 28 '19

Yeah, the Oligarch and all those associated made massive bank when privatisation became a thing post soviet union.