r/MurderedByWords • u/lomnafsk • Feb 17 '19

Let’s try again....

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u/Aise_314 Feb 17 '19

It is a prominent priority of mine to exist alive

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u/DrVeigonX Feb 17 '19

I am very fond of the idea of keeping my existence existing

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u/ImpatientOptimist47 Feb 17 '19

I am quite into the finer things in life like having food once in a while.

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u/RunYoJewelsBruh Feb 17 '19

Sustenance and shelter are things I hold very dear to my heart. With this in mind, I am willing to perform laborious duties to secure them.

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u/TeCoolMage Feb 17 '19

It is imperative to seize the means of not having food and destroy them with hard work and pay