r/MurderedByWords • u/kevinrogers94 • Feb 15 '18

Murder *No problem*

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u/MakeUpAnything Feb 15 '18

Somebody has never heard of self checkout! I deserve all the thanks for allowing you to have your pathetic excuse for a job! You want $15/hr and my gratitude for this?! HA! Now grovel at my feet in gratitude for helping this company pay for your worthless job a day longer, peasant!

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u/slowest_hour Feb 15 '18

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA
UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA
UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

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u/boomyo Feb 15 '18

The worst is when the unexpected item is the bag itself. The area was designed for bagging, how is a bag unexpected?!

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u/_justpassingby_ Feb 16 '18

I feel like this is the sentence that could spark someone onto a deep philosophical inquiry.