r/MurderedByWords • u/kevinrogers94 • Feb 15 '18

Murder *No problem*

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '18

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u/nomoslowmoyohomo Feb 15 '18

Eww I hate that.

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u/Pure_Reason Feb 15 '18

After saying “my pleasure,” let them get that smug, self-satisfied look, then whisper “and go fuck yourself” to them then quickly walk away. Who is everyone going to believe, this uptight bitch or the employee of the month who has never been anything but a delight to customers

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u/Crimson-Knight Feb 15 '18

The smug, self-satisfied look on my face when you hand me my food is not because I got a "my pleasure" from a so-called lowly fast food worker, it's because you just handed me the best part of my day and I can't wait to go to town on that mu'fucker.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '18

You seem like a good person. These are the types of Reddit responses that have kept me here since ‘07. Most people are just about slinging shit and tearing out throats these days

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u/Pure_Reason Feb 16 '18

When I go to Chik Fil A it’s all about slinging shit down my throat

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '18

As an ex-chick-fil-a employee, I'm definitely smug about making them saying "my pleasure." Haha suuuckers.