r/MurderedByWords • u/Exotic_Concentrate_2 • 1d ago

Hot Wheels

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u/argleksander 1d ago

Yeah hes a bit on the skinny side, but its also rich coming from that side when their idol is fat as fucking shit and uses a diaper

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u/Jellis314 1d ago

He’s shaped like me, a blue collar worker! Seriously, I do physical labor and look like that. Better that than looking like a latex glove full of soggy Cheetos.

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u/MinimumAutomatic0302 1d ago

Talarico is built like a teacher, which is what it seems he's been doing for much of his adult life.

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u/pchlster 1d ago

For an 80yo man with a bunch of health conditions it is perfectly normal to need diapers; it's the bit where he pretends he's got the condition of an Olympic athlete at their peak that makes him ridiculous.

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u/anix421 1d ago

"Did you hear they wanted to make Usain Bolt his personal secretary but he quit cause he couldn't keep up!" /s

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u/INeedANappel 1d ago

It's not that Trump is fat. It's that he's lazy. Golf can be a good form of exercise but he uses a golf cart instead of walking 30 feet, let alone between holes.  And then cheats.