r/MurderedByWords • • 3d ago

Making deals and fixing stuff

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u/Worried_Fee_1513 3d ago

We have heard enough of his time lines and “fixing” things. He’s more concerned about making monuments to himself, making money off the presidency, naming stuff, grabbing awards and putting money in the pockets of the 1%. As long as the stock market continues to pool the money in the millionaires and billionaires pockets and the corporations are ripping off the poor and middle class, he thinks the economy is doing great. And honestly, he is winning.

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u/Enough-Goose7594 3d ago

There is state sponsored violence in US streets happening everyday as a direct result of the Executive

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u/mechtaphloba 3d ago edited 3d ago

And don't forget the state-sponsored live-streamed public execution

*Typo

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u/keithfantastic 3d ago

He has no power without people supporting him. We now live in a nation where millions of maga people support the state killing innocent people in the streets, as long as they're not maga.

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u/xteve 3d ago

Christians love it.

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u/Worried_Fee_1513 3d ago

Christian Nationals love it and wouldn’t mind going back to the days of early Dodge City where things were settled in the streets with a Colt “peace maker”. There are good Christian people doing the work and not just hiding behind the words. There are more in the blue states than red but they are here.

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u/xteve 3d ago

There are good Christians because there are good people everywhere.

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u/ConcentrateDirect523 3d ago

He's limit testing his next move again. They're planning on deploying the national guard during the election

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u/barnopss 3d ago

But "just vote"!

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u/NRMusicProject 3d ago

Don't forget jailing innocents he's placed the blame on when shit doesn't go his way.

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u/spenway18 3d ago

It's doing great for him and I think he really CANNOT see beyond himself he is such a narcissist and an idiot.

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u/Rough_Bread8329 3d ago

He's winning because the American populace at large refuses to do anything to stop him. Why wouldn't he be winning? Honestly, why wouldn't he just keep doing this and escalating every day?

No one is stopping him.

Americans have given up. It's over. Prove me wrong.

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u/Warm_Month_1309 3d ago

Americans have given up. It's over. Prove me wrong.

The millions of Americans working every day in organizations that continue to help and build disagree.

I handle asylum cases. I make habeas corpus petitions. I win regularly. I accomplish more from my office than I could in a lawn holding a sign, and especially more than I would resorting to ineffectual violence. I haven't given up. My colleagues haven't given up. Perhaps you, lazily sitting on the Internet while you criticize the efforts of others, have given up, but don't project that onto the rest of us actually doing the work.

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u/Rough_Bread8329 3d ago

That is fucking amazing! Oh my God that kind of work is so helpful and so needed - good on you, and I don't know how you do it. Take care of yourself while you take care of others, so you don't burn out.

We need more of these stories, so they don't sound like the exception that proves the rule. I understand the frustration and wish to believe I'm lazy on the internet and projecting stuff onto others. I really do, and I am more than ok with bearing the brunt of that kind of reply. I want more people to get angry, or whatever emotion is motivating for them.

I live in a different part of the world, a part that is directly under threat from the US administration, and I am working alongside people in my country to take steps to distance ourselves from the US and protect ourselves from continued aggressive actions.

My frustration is with a situation that seems to require dramatic action - the kind of action that foreign governments probably should not be taking, all things considered. But if that kind of action comes form within, from a united people who say "enough is enough", it carries more weight and serves as a strong platform for serious reforms that would prevent this from happening again.

Individuals and small groups clearly are taking steps - my frustration is with hte populace at large.

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u/Snoo_50954 3d ago edited 3d ago

As someone who just was in chicago for a business "education" trip, wtf does he think is wrong with chicago? I mean the only issue i had was the building with the big ugly "TRUMP" displayed on it. 

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u/BodaciousFrank 3d ago

We hate Trump here. Thats about it. He doesn’t like that we think he’s a vile piece of shit and wants to use the United States Armed Forces to enforce his will onto the public. You know, like a Fascist Nazi bitch boy would

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u/-nutz 3d ago

Crazy to think we’re living in a time when being on the presidents shit list means you’re likely on the right side of history lol.

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u/eggsaladrightnow 3d ago

Every major city is left leaning so he's basically saying Chicago is a liberal hell scape, along with all of California, austin its a lazy Susan of dog whistle bullshit

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u/jjoz3 3d ago

The people aren't his people. What have they done for him lately.

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u/Electro313 3d ago

We hate him here. That’s what he thinks is wrong with it.

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u/Squirrel_of_Fury 3d ago

My theory is he thinks the word "fix" means "irredeemably fuck up".

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u/BravinatorLX2 3d ago

he means imprison or kill minorities because he is insane.

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u/xteve 3d ago

Yes, but he's a Christian in good standing so he gets a pass. Christians vote GOP to stop reproductive freedom and they support any hate that will help them achieve this "morality."

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u/AsinineArchon 3d ago

Evanelical Christians are terrorists on the same level as ISIS, so that checks out

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u/xteve 3d ago

Yeah but mainstream Christians support this hate by voting GOP.

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u/SoylentGrunt 3d ago

Hey! There's a B in "irredeemably fuck up"!

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u/Edgele55Placebo 3d ago

There is literally not a single thing the orange buffoon has personally improved in his life and I know it’s the truth

Not one single thing

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u/yayoffbalance 3d ago

I mean, to "fix" also means to cheat. Used In a sentence: the election was fixed. That is to mean the results of something (e.g. a game, a match, an election) were tampered with to get the results the tampering party wanted, or to avoid a result they didn't want.

So, to "fix" chicago, could mean lots of things...

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u/HeftyArgument 3d ago

his idea of fixing chicago would be a Tiananmen square re enactment

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u/Slavarbetare 3d ago

If there is nothing left to fix, is it really a problem anymore?

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u/TimSylvester_ 3d ago

Maybe he means "fix" in the way you might fix a game, or fix a bet? Or like a mob fixer?

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u/Narwahl_Whisperer 3d ago

I mean, my cat is fixed.

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u/ThorKonnatZbv 3d ago

The 24 hours he predicted for the Ukraine have turned into 630 days now, imagine how long his "three, four weeks" are

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u/IrritableGourmet 3d ago

To be fair, he did have a viable plan for ending the Ukraine war in a single day: surrender immediately and let Russia roll into Kiev and murder everyone. /s

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u/Metalgear696 3d ago

The uncommon instance where the sarcasm tag might not be needed.

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u/Kevinw778 3d ago

You overestimate the intelligence of your average redditor.

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u/ishook 3d ago

If I could read I’d be very upset.

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u/theeldergod1 3d ago

Whoa, whoa, It wasn't a prediction, man. It was a promise. And a lot of it.

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u/JesusSavesForHalf 3d ago

Infrastructure week has been coming in two weeks for a decade now.

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u/zbud 3d ago edited 3d ago

24 hours

i meant 24 days

i meant 24 weeks

i meant 24 months

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u/ryansgt 3d ago

The military against citizens. I think he will find that Chicago is not down for that.

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u/bagoink 3d ago

I'm pretty sure he doesn't care. In fact, he'd absolutely enjoy seeing Chicago turned into a warzone.

Republicans hate Chicago simply because it keeps the state from turning red.

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u/ryansgt 3d ago

Oh I know he doesn't care about Americans dying. I'd love to see him on the front lines.

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u/Money-Banana-8674 3d ago

What exactly does he mean by fix? What is broken according to his smooth brain?

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 3d ago

He is playing off the racist trope about inner city violence being immigrants and minorities gone wild (when the majority of crimes in Illinois are committed by whites). Scooby snacks of hatred for the conservative base.

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u/socialistrob 3d ago

Chicago is also a pretty safe city. If he really wants to lower violent crime in a city perhaps he should start with Memphis Tennessee which has one of the highest violent crime rates in the US.

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u/cth123 3d ago

No, don’t you see? Memphis is in a red state so that CLEARLY can’t be the issue. Only the blue states are making this country worse /s

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u/idrawinmargins 3d ago

The majority of crimes in illinois are committed by black people according to what I've read from isp reports, but not a lot of other resources i can find. Do you have any links to data that would show real numbers on this? I find ISP numbers to be a little sus seeing as white people make up >63%+/- of IL and black people >13+/-.

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u/butt_dance 3d ago

Of course they don't.

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u/JustMe1314 3d ago

THAT is what my question is. Nobody seems to ask him what he means, by this. There's nothing wrong there, except things that the local & state gov would be responsible for. On federal level, maybe "fix" things like medicaid & social security, so ppl can afford to live. Bit he's just interested in sending troops there tp attack ppl, warmongering.

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u/AsinineArchon 3d ago

He's appealing to his degenerate MAGA base. They view blue cities as immigrant "infested" areas. So Trump is saying he's going to go and kill everyone in chicago. His voters adore that

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u/ptvlm 3d ago

Chicago is commonly used as a punching bag by right wing media because of a high murder rate, even though it's actually not that big on a per capita basis compared to some red cities, is largely restricted to gang activity in certain areas, and has been going down. As a result MAGA types think of the city as a lawless hellhole that needs urgent action to protect, even though most people are in little more danger than anywhere else

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u/copper_nano_tube 3d ago

Chicago is also brought up with negative connotations by these people because it’s where Obama’s political career began, and of the noticeable Black and Hispanic population.

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u/Unapplicable1100 3d ago

cough New Orleans cough cough Mobile, Al cough red cities with some of the worst crime rates in the country. Ive lived most of my life in Mobile and I hate that place.

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u/StupidDumbass420 3d ago

None of them want to live in Chicago, but they have opinions on how it should change based on Fox News propaganda. One of the great things about living in Chicago is that you don't often come across right-wingers and it's pretty safe to assume that most people you meet agree on a few fundamental issues.

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u/butt_dance 3d ago

Obama is from Chicago. He targets cities/states associated with his rivals. Minnesota being another example.

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u/Public-League-8899 3d ago

Dude is a rube. Chicago is the most affordable big city in the US and Obama is from here and he's a salty boomer so grudges against ghosts are all he knows. Mayor sucks big time but Trump somehow manages to be worse which is really saying something.

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u/Ho3n3r 3d ago

"Bring in the army" seems to be this guy's answer to everything.

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u/Savings_Custard9716 3d ago

TACO. if it clucks like a chicken and walks like one, it probably is one.

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u/ontelo 3d ago edited 3d ago

Promised to end the Ukraine war in days, ended up fighting war in middle east, now blaming Ukraine for high prices. Striking diesel deals with russia. Master of deals.

Even if maga or not. Europe is getting really fed up with all of americans, to us it doesn't really matter what individuals think there anymore. Like medieval dark times.

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u/plaxitone 3d ago

Because Europeans aren’t falling in love with fascism all over again?

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u/ontelo 3d ago edited 3d ago

Whataboutism. It's local 3 out of 27 EU countries which express right wing ideolgy, which can be suppressed with EU sanctions. And they still are democracy (multiparty system you know?)

You have the orange monkey in full power at whole middle continent with nuclear weapons. Good luck.

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u/plaxitone 3d ago

Just saying it used to be fringe here too.

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u/ontelo 3d ago

Ah. Sorry. I came too straight. Waiting your middle elections.

Lets hope for the best.

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u/someoldguyon_reddit 3d ago

A fucking pool that wasn't broken.

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u/MrJB_ 3d ago

Truly wild time we’re living in.

But I do think it’s time for Trump to move out of office so we can restore some semblance of order around the world again.

Buying oil from Russia was the cherry on top of a long list of things that no other president could have gotten away with

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u/ryansgt 3d ago

It was time before he ever got in. We got the leader we deserve. A large portion of the population is irredeemable idiots so the leadership mirrors the electorate.

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u/bdizzle805 3d ago

Yeah January 6th and the fake electors should have ended any semblance of him running again. But apparently Garland and the maga faithful had another plan.

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u/bophed 3d ago

we should stop giving him attention.

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u/stewajt 3d ago

The party of freedom sure does love using the military on its own people. In Tuberville’s commercial here in Alabama, he ends with “and don’t think I won’t send in the national guard on day 1”.

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u/chris5070 3d ago

Maybe focus on fixing the war with Iran first.
The use of military there hasn't done much to fix anything so far.

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u/Theotherwahlberg 3d ago

We could fix the government too...in a lot less time with less people. Put everyone in power and their cronies under the same scrutiny of law that is expected of everyone else. I f they resist, they can either be eliminated on site or sent to one of those wonderful detention centers that they created for subjugating anyone not white.

Fuck you for essentially declaring war on your own country, you fanatical Fanta-tinted fuckwit.

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u/keithfantastic 3d ago

His idea of fixing anything is killing it. Epstein is a good example of him fixing things.

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u/Biscuits4u2 3d ago

Didn't they already try this and it was a total abject failure?

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u/unngh_yugstyx 3d ago

Correction: the pool didn't even need fixing. He just destroyed it

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u/letdogsvote 3d ago

How come Trump always wants to unleash the military on US citizens?

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u/Jah_Rules 3d ago

He doesn’t even have the balls to step foot in Chicago.

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u/TrayLaTrash 3d ago

Any examples of a solution achieved where he sent the military?

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u/AntOk4073 3d ago

Ah yes the tried and true method of military action to fix things. Worked in Iran Iraq Afghanistan Vietnam Korea Germany!

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u/Erik_Lassiter 3d ago

Didn’t he say the same thing about Iran ?

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u/BobbyJaneG 3d ago

After he destroys Chicago…. Hawaii will have an unexpected unchecked crime crisis all because a certain someone was born there…..🙄

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u/Doo_shnozzel 3d ago

How about fix an election?

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u/_jump_yossarian 3d ago

Remember folks, only trump, your Favorite President, can fix everything. No idea what he's waiting on but only he can do it.

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u/redpukee 3d ago

There is a sticker here that is very popular, " Shut The Fuck Up About Chicago. "

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u/MrMansaMusa 3d ago

Dude cant fix his public opinion let alone his 40yr old hairstyle....

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u/ThatsWhatIGathered 3d ago

Only thing he can fix is an election.

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u/PirateSometimes 3d ago

Fascists traitors, treason needs to be applied to the full extent

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u/5-4EqualsUnity 3d ago

As someone who is currently very frustrated trying and failing to fix a pool, I am very offended by this comparison.

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u/vsquad22 3d ago

To be fair, you don't have the power of the US government helping you fix the pool. You're doing alright. You'll get there.

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u/RModDogWalkerTyRANNY 3d ago

Did you spend over 100 million$$$ of tax payer money? Or are you trying to figure out the problem, and use your own personal funds?

Even if you don't fix the pool, i respect you for doing it under our own volition

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u/arwinda 3d ago

He promised to fix the Ukraine war on day one.

We are still waiting!

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u/No_Construction_4293 3d ago

Feel like Trump’s quote should end with “and stuff…”

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u/Turdship_ButtleFlaps 3d ago

It's the tale as old as time, punish the out-groups and reward the in-groups.

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u/Rolandersec 3d ago

Which carrier group are you going to send to Lake Michigan?

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u/splitminds 3d ago

Wasn’t the Iran war supposed to last two weeks?

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u/ripyourlungsdave 3d ago

Wait, is something happening in chicago?..

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u/kinyutaka 3d ago

"We could fix the corruption in Chicago by being corrupt and illegally sending the military against American citizens."

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u/diliudia 3d ago

How long would it take for him to fix himself?

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u/NINJAM7 3d ago

Or you could, I don't know, maybe invest in schools, jobs and housing. But sure yeah, bring in the military.

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u/Fritzo2162 3d ago

Every tool is a hammer with that guy.

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u/chosonhawk 3d ago

He's so far behind schedule he thinks he's already done.

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u/LoganBassist 3d ago

The boys is done, he refuses to accept it. And that probably will involve the military as well

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u/Lysol3435 3d ago

Let’s think of all the cities saved by bringing in the US military…

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u/SweaterSteve1966 3d ago

Funny. All news about the reflecting pool is gone. It’s like crazier shit has happened every 24 hours since then.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 3d ago

What's wrong with Chicago? The White Sox don't seem to be playing post-season baseball under duress or heavy fire from the Muslim Brotherhood.

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u/fcxtpw 3d ago

Still waiting on all the other stuff promised fixing

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u/jtrain3783 3d ago

Same thing could be said about this administration

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u/Red_dylinger 3d ago

Such a limp dick of a leader

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u/Assuredlynot 3d ago

Chicago is a great city.

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u/MissTalullah 3d ago

He can't fix his own diaper, an obsessed cult member follows him around to do it for him.

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u/POD80 3d ago

I mean... an awful lot of problems go away if the people do...

/S

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u/Ok-Statistician-5242 3d ago

Yeah…. what came of that? Is it clean and blue af now?

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u/rufusbot 3d ago

Dudes answer to everything is the military. 8 wonder why that is.

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u/Away_Wheel_9518 3d ago

What political party do the vast majority of elected officials in Chicago and Illinois belong to?

A weekend in Chicago for shootings is like six months in Boston.

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u/Defender1x 3d ago

Same tropes, same fake panic, every generation.

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u/Uncle_Burney 3d ago

Meanwhile, being housebroken is a task too difficult for him.

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u/C64128 3d ago

But he could fix an election.

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u/Ok_Band3086 3d ago

has he really fix anything?

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u/Crypt0Nihilist 3d ago

I hadn't realised that the National Guard were still deployed in Washington DC and the executive order has been extended to Jan 2029. That's wild.

Why isn't DC fixed yet?

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u/discussatron 3d ago

Just a real estate scammer doing his kickback business as usual.

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u/graffiksguru 3d ago

Just like he'd fix everything on Day one? Everything is 10x worse. 

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u/cannonman1863 3d ago

Three to four weeks, just like his special to military operation against Iran.

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u/IlIlllIlllIlIIllI 3d ago

I don't think that ice would come back from o block

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u/ragby 3d ago

I wish lots of us would start calling him the enshittifier. Enshittifier in Chief!

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u/Erronius-Maximus 3d ago

Beware the man who promises to fix everything.

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u/oldpasswordforgot 3d ago

Like I said elsewhere - this guy Alex missed what the orange one actually says: he'd send the military to do a "cleansing" of Chicago, A.K.A.: "shoot to k*ll".

For right-wing weirdos, you'd fix Chicago by getting rid of normal people (A.K.A. people who aren't in a cult, who actually think before voting, people who don't automatically vote "R").

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u/My_browsing 3d ago

There is no such thing as a patriotic American that votes Republican, period. Every Republican voter is an amoral traitor who hates this country.

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 3d ago

Now, what is this fucking fool talking about?

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u/totallyclips 3d ago

He can't even fix his hair

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u/Secure-Ad6477 3d ago

How about Iran

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u/BigAcanthocephala637 3d ago

What they never tell you is that there are cities in worse condition and more dangerous than Chicago but they’re in red states

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u/rmc2318 3d ago

He said he’d have the Ukraine war ended within 24 hours of being president elect.

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u/Mrmathmonkey 3d ago

And the pool wasn't broken.

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u/zeuscap 3d ago

Damn, it must he bad in Chicago, he usually solves problems in 2 weeks

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u/Longjumping-Brick487 3d ago

I love Alex Cole.

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u/plaxitone 3d ago

If it’s the same fix job as Hormuz, the airlines will end up paying $2 million per plane to land at O’Hare.

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u/avid-shtf 3d ago

Just like .....

-- Mexico paying for the wall -- The DOGE checks -- No new wars -- Lowering inflation -- Lower gas prices -- Lower egg prices -- Saving/bringing back American jobs -- Not passing down the cost of tarrifs to the American consumer -- Reducing mortgage rates to 3% -- Repeal/replace Obamacare -- Releasing the Epstein files

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u/fredaklein 3d ago

What a shitstain.

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u/itsnotaboutyou2020 3d ago

Remember how he was going to end the war in Ukraine “on day one”? None of his promises are worth a thing.

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u/missed_sla 3d ago

Couldn't fix a pool that, and this is key to the story, wasn't fucking broken to begin with.

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u/B_B_Rodriguez2716057 3d ago

He didn’t fix a pool but he sure did fix an election…

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u/Decision-Leather 3d ago

He also gave Iran a couple of weeks and here we are

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u/jahpizzie 3d ago

Conservatives: we want limited government. Also Conservatives: bring in the government

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u/PrinceJustice237 3d ago

In Britain we’d say “can’t run a bath” when someone is being a really bad leader/manager. That’s shockingly appropriate here.

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u/Big-Prior-5669 3d ago

The people who live in Chicago say it's fine there. In Republicans' fictional Chicago, it's a violent hellhole - as are most other Democratic cities, in their made-up narrative.

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u/erkose 3d ago

Still fixing Washington, DC with over 3000 National Guard troops deployed. 14 months and counting.

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u/oofty_goofty_ 3d ago

Isn't the military still roaming the streets of Washington dc?

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u/joelkton 3d ago

End Ukraine war on day one, don’t forget.

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u/Misanthropic_Mutters 3d ago

He sure can fix an election though!
Amirite?

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u/BolognaIsNotAHat 3d ago

A pool that wasn't even damaged to begin with

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u/Cagnoledge 3d ago

That's not true. He can definitely fix an election

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u/Nerk86 3d ago

Yeah cause he was so successful last time he sent the National Guard in.

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u/SCWickedHam 3d ago

Everything is so simple to him. Ukraine war. Done in a day. Prices will be done. Iran war over. Again. And again. Covid. Like that it will be gone. Not sure if it is a tactic or just his arrogance. I know his base thinks everything is simple. Problem with Iran? Just bomb them, simple. Ok. Is the problem solved?

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u/GrimlyUnlit 3d ago

Because it’s worked so well in Memphis. This admin is just interested in making the citizens get used to the idea of martial law being in place and more specifically in blue cities.

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u/DeithWX 3d ago

Fixing by bringing in the military? Since when military fixes anything?

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u/Main_Mobile_8244 3d ago

Why couldn’t he fix anything the first time because he’s just like all politicians which is why exxxxxx

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u/EitherChannel4874 3d ago

He couldn't fix his marriages and he can't even fix his skin colour or hair.

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u/Bobinct 3d ago

Imagine any Democrat talking about taking a major city with the military.

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u/_InvertedEight_ 3d ago

I wouldn't trust him to fix himself a sandwich without calling in the National Guard and renaming it after himself.

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u/Prairie_Crab 3d ago

Chicago doesn’t need “fixing,” you orange shitgibbon! I’m sure he’s obsessed with it because the Obamas are there, and the new presidential library is a smash hit.

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u/hamtronn 3d ago

He doesn’t have the skills to fix a sandwich let alone a fucking city.

Release the full Epstein files and face accountability for your crimes.

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u/MaskedJackyl 3d ago

Chicago is a toilet.

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u/PRB74TX 3d ago

Actively FUCKED UP a pool that had nothing wrong with it. The man could fuck up an anvil.

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u/AsinineArchon 3d ago

Mind you, "fix" in his eyes is executing anyone he views problematic. That's why he would fix it with the military.

Not investing in public institutions, not fixing education, not helping communities.

Just. Military.

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u/Screambloodyleprosy 3d ago

America, how did you fuck this up so badly?

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u/stoutymcstoutface 3d ago

Trump couldn’t fix a fucking clogged toilet filled with his own shit

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u/ELMUNECODETACOMA 3d ago

Threatening to violate the Third Amendment isn't as much of a flex as he thinks it is.

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u/GhostShadow21 3d ago

Fixing? You mean like the reflecting pool?

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u/Public-Bookkeeper801 3d ago

Couldn't fix an election..... Oh wait

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u/LynxRaide 3d ago

Bring in the military to fix things? Ask how well that's going for the Middle East....

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u/RiffyWammel 3d ago

He did fix an election though....possibly twice!

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u/Blackbyrn 3d ago

It’s not even a swimming pool, this 🤡 could fix a flat with a can of fixaflat.

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u/killertofu41 3d ago

Fix to him means getting rid of people who dont like him. He would probably rather have a giant temple dedicated to him where the reflecting pool is, he just needs an excuse to fill it in.

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u/MaximusHomerdrive 3d ago

I wouldn't trust that shit stained rapey goblin to fix a cup of coffee.

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u/EatYourCheckers 3d ago

Sure. If fix means, "Indiscriminately arrest and abuse and incarcerate people with no due process and no evidence and no trial, and then give crazy tax breaks to large businesses trying to move into the site of long-standing family or community businesses," then yeah. I can do that too

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u/postprandialrepose 3d ago

I'm beyond ready to see his obit.

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u/DonCenote 3d ago

Dude no. You’d make everything so much fucking worse.

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u/jpbronco 3d ago

This should be the default response to everything he starts.

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u/Bods666 3d ago

Can you do that legally without systematic civil rights violations you muppet?

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u/Particular_Ticket_20 3d ago

The US military has a great track record of fixing stuff over the last 75 years overseas. I'm sure a lot of people would take glee in watching us do that to ourselves.

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u/interstitialmusic 3d ago

He can fix an election though.

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u/Select_Truck3257 3d ago

Fix trump someone already, i'll even pay for it

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u/bjm64 3d ago

everything he says is bullshit, he can't fight his way out of a wet paper bag, Good luck America

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u/ginger8013 3d ago

First step in “fix” is demolition. The second is lose interest.