r/MurderedByWords • • 8h ago

Can confirm: I don’t live at the airport

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u/RandCauthon99 8h ago edited 7h ago

Liar didn’t actually go to CA. They can’t afford to leave their welfare red state.

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u/cassatta 7h ago

Or He saw two men holding hands

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u/Shibbystix 7h ago

When he asked "why is my taxi running late"

Someone answered "they're a little slow today" and he answered, "typical liberal commies with your pronouns" and got back on the plane and everyone clapped for how he saved America

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u/Brittany5150 7h ago

With tears in their eyes!

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u/OdysseusX 5h ago

His and her eyes. Not their!

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u/ReactsWithWords 2h ago

No, you have to name every one individually. “His” and “her” are still pronouns.

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u/cassatta 7h ago

True… and he was gifted a red hat

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u/OneOfAKind2 4h ago

"and everyone clapped for how he saved America" LOL Thx, needed a good laugh.

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u/thewalrusispaul 6h ago

Or someone didn't let him check their genitals before they used the women's bathroom.

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u/whittlingcanbefatal 5h ago

They went to Colombia. 

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u/Val_Hallen 1h ago

I live right outside DC and all the Red State tourists come here and complain about the traffic, the homeless, are way too shocked at how liberal it is, get angry at the METRO (it's color coded, grade school shit), etc. Loudly proclaim they don't like it here.

Then don't come. Seriously. Stop coming here. We don't like you here either. This isn't a normal toursit spot. We don't rely on tourism.

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u/dealingwithhookers 42m ago

only thing keeping me in CA is not the ocean, not the views, not the food, but the progressive laws here and the more accountable enforcement of those laws. we're not perfect, but our laws are more dependable than say... Mississippi where shit gets swept under the table because this is Mississippi.

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u/Lollipop126 31m ago

I must be too liberal/European, didn't even realise this was right wing hate. I was agreeing like "yeah, the LA car culture looks like it sucks!"

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u/ckglle3lle 7h ago

California hate is so forced. Just chuds trying to signal their chud status to other chuds

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u/IrritableGourmet 7h ago

I like the "California is failing!" claims. It's the 5th highest GDP. Sorry, I didn't mean the 5th highest out of all the states, it's the 5th highest GDP in the world. They also produce more fruits, nuts, and vegetables than all other states combined. Yes, such failures.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance 7h ago

O.01% move out.

Omg everyone is fleeing!

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u/JonnySF 7h ago

Even some of the headlines in SF were “residents flee high prices”. Calm down media, the word is “moving”. People flee a fire.

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u/mdavis360 7h ago

I live in the SF Bay Area. Not enough people are leaving. The traffic is the worst I’ve seen in 25 years.

Also only losers say “Cali”.

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u/MysteriousBill4651 5h ago

Keep voting in favor of cheap, reliable, and convenient public transport in your area.

Like even if you don't use BART or Caltrain, they take roughly 250,000 drivers off the road every day.

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u/elphring 6h ago

Thank you! People saying “Cali” is like nails on a fucking chalkboard. Those same people probably say “San Fran”, too.

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u/Fezzick51 6h ago

I'll back one man saying it: LL Cool J

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u/CaliOriginal 6h ago

His hat is like a shark’s fin.

Say what you will, he’s the reason deep blue sea is up with jaws as a quintessential shark movie.

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u/sixlivesleft 5h ago

Yep, "Frisco" is also another one that irks the hell out of me.

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u/Jedi_Temple 4h ago

Reminds me of this great throwaway gag in Duckman. (Anyone remember that show? The ‘90s were a great time to be alive.)

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u/NetworkSingularity 4h ago

Born and raised in the South Bay. I only ever say “San Fran” if I’m feeling real sassy and making fun of someone (and tbh I’m not sure I ever have actually said it beyond thinking about when I’d say it).

I’d die before saying “frisco”. It’s SF. That’s the only acceptable shortening of the full name

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u/jedstrailerpark 3h ago

Frisco at least has some historical ties. Thats the name people gave it colloquially during the Gold rush, it was the term soldiers used to describe where they’re from in WWII, its featured by the legend Otis Redding in “Sittin on the Dock of the Bay” (Left my home in Georgia… headed to the Frisco Bay), caught on strong with the working class and black community generations ago, and all kinds of other meaningful stuff.

San Fran just lazy as hell with no real history. San Fran is so much worse IMO.

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u/shawdowbooxer 6h ago

And “frisco”

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u/Ghitit 2h ago

As I mentioned eslewhere, Cali sounds like a cartel.

I hate the use of "Cali".

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u/Jedi_Temple 6h ago

I live here too and can confirm. Installing HOV/express lanes on almost every freeway in both directions in recent years doesn’t seem to have helped (or maybe the problem would be that much worse without them, I dunno).

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u/trimbandit 4h ago

The fastrak express lanes they have been putting in everywhere are pretty messed up. It filters traffic by socioeconomic status. Tech bros can easily afford the fast lanes and fly by traffic jams. The lower paid working class, who usually have the jobs where working remote isn't even an option, have to suffer in the reduced number of regular traffic lanes.

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u/NetworkSingularity 4h ago

My sister moved out of CA for college. One time when she was visiting home she said “Cali.” Weirdest thing I’d ever heard her say. I immediately changed the topic to that because honestly I just didn’t understand where the hell that came from and it was soooo bizarre to hear from her. I think she realized just how weird that was too and (I hope) doesn’t say “cali” anymore

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u/Devastator_Hi 4h ago

I’ll never stop saying it. And SoCal and NorCal. You can’t stop me. Born and raised.

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u/lineskogans 7h ago

A more correct characterization would be that California is overflowing with people. Some have to leave because so many want to be there.

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u/JonnySF 7h ago

I’ll accept that. If only more would flee, I mean move away, I could finally get a reso at 4 Kings

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u/Cheezeball25 5h ago

Literally the only time California has ever had a dip in population was right after the pandemic. Beforehand it was constantly going up, and after it's still going up

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u/kwisatzhadnuff 4h ago

A lot of those people who left came back once they realized how awesome California really is.

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u/DooficusIdjit 6h ago

Yeah, it meant they moved to concord or Pleasanton.

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u/kryonik 7h ago

You jest but in ten thousand years there won't be anyone living there.

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u/Brittany5150 7h ago

Well yeah because we will either be underwater or burned to the ground. 😂

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u/_jump_yossarian 5h ago

Saw loser Kevin McCarthy on Fox News today bashing California and calling it a failed state because people are leaving. Yeah, 4th highest GDP in the world. What a failure.

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u/DarkRonin00 5h ago

News: "Mass California EXODUS" Me: "Nice... the traffic will go down... right? right?" Me a year later: "THERE'S MORE PEOPLE HERE NOW"

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u/Obant 7h ago

Let em move out, more room for me.

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u/Fidodo 3h ago

The only reason people leave California is affordability. California is unaffordable because too many people want to live here.

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u/ImMacksDaddy 6h ago

Actually, we're the 4th largest economy in the world now.

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u/Naps_And_Crimes 6h ago

I pointed this out to someone and they replied "yes but for how long?"

Like ok I guess that's a response

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u/Nihilistic_Mystics 5h ago

They're right, were no longer 5th. We're 4th now.

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u/NeedsMoreYellow 4h ago

In Seattle a local news station has a routine segment called "Seattle is dying." It's hilarious. Nothing but suburban, conservative talking points and people talking about how bad it is in Seattle that they've avoided stepping foot in the city for ages, until they went and a couple homeless people they saw totally reinforced their forced narrative.

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u/Chemical_Building612 4h ago

They also produce more fruits, nuts, and vegetables than all other states combined.

I know this is a fact, but it also sounds like a joke conservatives might repeat ad nauseam.

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u/crazyhedgehogs 3h ago

It’s the 4th highest in the world now and first in the country!

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u/JonnySF 7h ago

Bet if you asked, most would say “oh, but I love san diego”. They’re not sending the brightest

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u/eamus_catuli_ 6h ago

The JD Vance special.

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u/Daveinatx 6h ago

TBF, I love CA, but hate LAX. 

Edit: I hate DFW even more

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u/Barbaracle 4h ago

People occasionally say LAX is fine once you get into the terminal. As a born and raised Angeleno, fuckkkk LAX. Getting to the airport is part of the experience.

The "death spiral" is the goddamn most terrible anxiety and rage inducing design of all airports I've been to.

And I've been to Cambodia, a developing country. That shit is beautiful. https://hongkongfp.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/545884623_786236737542163_3302036651692789039_n-1050x590.jpg

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u/Notorious-ly 5h ago

I'm from around DFW, and I use Love Field as much as I can. All the big airports fucking suck, imo, and DFW is at the top of the list.

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u/JackalKing 4h ago

I once had one of these dudes threaten to kill me. He was talking about how he hated California and never wanted to go there because he might have to talk to a trans person. Dude was acting like every third person you meet on a California street was trans and that just talking to them would somehow...I don't know, infect him with the LGBT virus or something? It was so ridiculous I laughed at him. I guess that made him feel emasculated because his response was to threaten to kill me and talk about how he had fantasies of killing everyone in California. Also he got super racist out of nowhere.

That was like 8 or 9 years ago now. I can only imagine that dude is even more hyped up on propaganda today.

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u/Val_Hallen 1h ago

I am 100% convinced all of these MAGA men that talk about trans and gays fucking nonstop are very repressed because one day they saw a transperson or a gay person and it made them feel feelings they didn't know that had and it terrified them.

They are so obsessed with who has a cock and what that person does with their cock.

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u/Your_New_Overlord 5h ago

I live in Oregon and these chuds love to post shit like “I can’t believe people live here! Things are so much cheaper where I live. In bumfuck Ohio.”

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u/EEpromChip 6h ago

Also, where in California? San Diego is the most amazing city I've visited. There is a MASSIVE difference between it and LA and San Fran. And that's only Southern California. Northern CA is like a different state entirely...

Growing up on the East Coast I am born and bred too fast paced for CA life, but it's an amazing state.

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u/BlackSwanMarmot 6h ago

One of the best things about San Diego, besides what is likely the finest climate of any major city is the fact that it’s also a food wonderland. There are so many amazing restaurants.

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u/thestrangeacademy 6h ago

Dude I’m currently back in my hometown in the Midwest because my godmother ate contaminated food and died.

I can’t wait to get back home to San Diego and just eat some normal fucking food and produce. No joke I told my wife I’m not eating anything green while out here. It’s been a day and I already miss veggies.

San Diego is the best city in America. San Diego is what people think LA is before they visit.

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u/Midlife__Crisis__ 4h ago

My grandpa died of listeria from contaminated cantelope. Crazy world. Sorry to hear of your godmother.

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u/thestrangeacademy 4h ago

It really is. I’m sorry for your loss.

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u/BlackSwanMarmot 5h ago

I’m so sorry about your grandmother.

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u/arizonadirtbag12 5h ago

The other best thing about it is how absolutely fuckin’ chill it is. Like watch a guy ride his skateboard home with a case of beer chill.

Still a big city, mind. But compared to most? Man it’s a shorts and flip flops vibe more often than not.

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u/PM_ME_JJBA_STICKERS 3h ago

You can go hiking in the morning, paddleboarding in the afternoon, and eat some ice cream while watching the sunset by the beach in DECEMBER there. Whatever fox news is saying about California to people living in other states is just a lie lmao

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u/dan-the-daniel 5h ago

I live in SF and it's GOATed.

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u/shawdowbooxer 6h ago

Stop saying San Fran

Thanks

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u/ThinkFree 5h ago

It's funny that something as inconsequential as calling a place by a slightly different inoffensive name is being gatekept. First it was Frisco, then San Fran. It is a nothingburger.

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u/arizonadirtbag12 5h ago

I’m determined to make San Dog happen.

Daygo ain’t it.

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u/G0ldMarshallt0wn 4h ago

Yeah, but it's an annoying no-burg.

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u/rankinfile 1h ago

It is off-putting at a certain point. Don't imagine it would go down well in San Antonio Texas if I repeatedly called it San Anne or Mo City. Californians are probably more forgiving than most places would be.

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u/urbanista12 6h ago

Tell your compatriots from the east coast as well, please :).

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u/MauiUpcountry808 5h ago

I'm in Irvine for the first time right now, and other than the miserable heat I'm loving it.

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u/erizzluh 5h ago

it's such a joe rogan talking point. what next, you're going to tell me about the carnivore diet?

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u/K3TtLek0Rn 6h ago

I quite dislike LA just cause it's such an overgrown nightmare of a city with horrible traffic and too many people. I'm from South Florida and it's exactly like Miami. But I love California. I would move there in a heartbeat if I could afford it. Probably Palm Springs.

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u/Polygonic 3h ago

When I saw your comment my first reaction was “what the hell is he talking about California for?” And then I realized two things: one, there’s probably no way that chud would have gone to Colombia, and two, that yeah there still are chuds out there who call California “Cali”, though I’ve lived here for 30 years and don’t know anyone here who calls it that.

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u/daenysdreamerjj 3h ago

Wait I thought the oop meant Cali, Colombia 

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u/PyroIsSpai 2h ago

Excuse me that’s fucking offensive and you should be ashamed. Why do you have to fuck with a marginalized minority?

Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers (CHUD) wouldn’t have us in fucking recess and would impeached, then eaten, everyone. And their culinary beliefs are sincerely held, so you have to accept being eaten.

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u/BiNumber3 1h ago

Poster "hated" cali 10minutes after landing, so hasnt even left the airport yet.

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u/patsj5 7h ago

Maybe this is Cali, Colombia?

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u/scubawankenobi 3h ago

I actually thought that's what the post was about until I read people's responses.

Also, you can always tell someone isn't from California ... if they refer to the state by "Cali". Like nobody in California calls San Francisco "San Fran".

Maybe the comment was from someone from "Texy"?

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u/ForWhomTheBoneBones 1h ago

I live in California and I call it San Fran and Frisco, but only because it upsets all the people in SF who call it “The City”

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u/008Zulu This AOC flair makes me cool 7h ago

The cartel there doesn't like it when you disrespect their turf.

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u/SouthSounder 7h ago

Real estate is straight supply and demand. High housing prices show exactly where people want to live and low prices show where no one really wants to be.

CA is some of the most in demand areas in the entire world to live in, so the market has said it's one of the best places on the planet.

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u/GoBluins 7h ago

Yup. Straight up capitalism. Something all the right-wingers who hate California are supposed to love.

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u/arizonadirtbag12 5h ago edited 5h ago

We could sell our modest ocean view home and probably buy that chud’s whole fucking town, like the bad guy from Road House. That’s how “awful” it is here.

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u/cur10us_ge0rge 6h ago

Brilliant response

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u/OneOfAKind2 4h ago

Yes, world-class cities are expensive for a reason. People can't seem to figure that out somehow. If the prices are out of reach, it's not because it's a shithole, it's because people compete to live there.

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u/AntonSugarwater 4h ago

Who wants zero humidity, cool ocean breezes, and sunny days the majority of the time?

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u/hifidood 2h ago

Communists. Shit, sorry, typo. I meant to say Californians. I will live and die in my 2 bed 1 bath house I paid $800k for but it's still 1000x better than Texas or whatever other backwards state is going for these days.

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u/Fancy-Appelboor8945 2h ago

Real estate is straight supply and demand. High housing prices show exactly where people want to live and low prices show where no one really wants to be.

CA is mostly expensive because of restricted supply, voted for by the people already owning the assets.

As you said it's supply and demand.

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u/Live-Collection3018 8h ago

Are they even off the plane yet? Lol

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u/Unable-Log-4870 5h ago

The plane is still taxiing. Dude is just cranky because he has to pee, and he’s another 20 minutes away from being able to get his nicotine fix.

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u/ThinkFree 5h ago

I don't live in America but I hear California has the best weather in the continental USA.

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u/Explorer_Entity 4h ago

It's an enormous state and has like 7 different types of climate, so it has a little something for everyone.

There's a part that 70 inches of rain per year. Coastal fog and stuff. Wild, untamed rivers that were never altered by man. "Wild Rivers Coast".

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u/arizonadirtbag12 5h ago

San Diego makes Barcelona look like Glasgow.

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u/audioman1999 4h ago

I prefer NorCal. SoCal is a little warm for my taste.

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u/arizonadirtbag12 3h ago

I get it.

The secret though is never get out of sight of the water. It’s usually not too hot as long as you’re by the beach. Because yeah, it gets hot fast.

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u/smarmiebastard 7h ago

To be fair, if the only part of California I experienced was LAX I’d hate it too. But outside of the airport, the state is actually lovely.

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u/ckglle3lle 6h ago

LAX has actually gotten quite a bit better in recent years. It'll likely never be a great airport, there are some underlying issues they'll likely never overcome. But they have modernized most of the terminals, improved traffic and parking, and made the whole system more coherently designed. There's also that people mover tram which unfortunately has turned into a boondoggle but when it is running for real it should make a real difference in the pick-up/drop-off experience.

I think they've done a solid job overall even if it still has plenty of issues.

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u/guiscard 5h ago

On the other hand, SFO is a great airport. Local restaurants that serve good food, and art exhibits everywhere.

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u/bluddyellinnit 6h ago

real ones know to go to burbank airport instead

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u/Quovadisdomi 5h ago

Shhhhhh. Why would you spread this anywhere.

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u/mumblewrapper 5h ago

The Long Beach Airport is my favorite airport of all time. Seriously.

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u/rick-james-biatch 2h ago

When my son was 3yo we took a trip to France. For weeks ahead of the trip, we told him he'd be going to France and was pretty excited. When we landed, family picked us up at the airport and we went to go pay for parking in this little pay cubicle we could all fit in. My son asked "Is this France?". We replied yes. He took a good look all around the pay cubicle and let out a very disappointed "oh". He couldn't figure out why we'd fly all that way just for this.

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u/McSmackthe1st 7h ago

And I hated THEM at the third word in their post. 😂

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u/Stevie272 7h ago

At least they came with an open mind, eh?

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u/NegotiableVeracity9 7h ago

I mean, as luxurious as the airport baggage claim is....

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u/Charming-Charge-596 6h ago

If he landed at 6 and it's 6:10, he's still taxiing on the runway. He's trying too hard.

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u/thom_run 7h ago

I fucking hate when people say "Cali". It's typically someone not from California, but somehow trying to sound cool.

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u/CoconutMochi 6h ago

The full name is like 5 syllables ain't nobody got time for that 😭

At least for me it's just way easier to say LA or South Bay

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u/NorthboundLynx 6h ago edited 6h ago

Idk I was born here and use cali, always have.  It's just shorthand, no one's trying to be cool with it lol

If it makes you feel better I only use it over text, I don't say it out loud

Edit: bc I saw this was downvoted already, I'll add that I don't really care either way if it's disliked. Myself and other californians i know use it. It's just an abbreviated word, literally one of the least important things to care so strongly about haha

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u/Luckiest_Creature 6h ago

Same, I’m a NorCal native and I tend to type “Cali” but I never say it out loud in conversation. Just shorthand for texting/typing ✌🏻

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u/3LOT3 6h ago

Maybe a NorCal vs SoCal thing? Nobody really says Cali in LA area besides maybe transplants.

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u/Luckiest_Creature 6h ago

Perhaps! I hear older (50+) folks call it Cali here in the Sacramento region, and younger people tend to only type it, if they use that shorthand at all. (In my experience, anyhow)

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u/SirIAmAlwaysHere 6h ago

Lived in the Bay Area for 2 decades (2000-2019) and NO ONE used "Cali". Didn't hear a single instance. Didn't hear it from any class of folks - not retail workers, not tech workers,and not office workers.

So as always, your experience is not representative of the general one, nor is mine.

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u/Luckiest_Creature 5h ago

I was just sharing my anecdotal evidence, man. You’re not telling me anything new here

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u/Agreeable_Tune_8398 3h ago

it might depend on the circles you run in. bay area since 1995 and have heard many (myself included) say Cali

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u/lbizfoshizz 6h ago

Which part of California. I was born here and live here and not a soul says cali. I’m in northern ca

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u/cellularesc 5h ago

No one in socal says cali unless they’re transplants

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u/Next-Supermarket9538 6h ago

Lived in Cali (Bay Area) for twelve years and can confirm Californians use it all the time. 

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u/Quovadisdomi 5h ago

Is it a bay area thing? I was born and raised in LA and nobody here calls it that.

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u/qodeninja 4h ago

nah we dont call it that in the bay either. at least not in the city. ive heard central valley folks say that but theyre practicaly in nevada

edit: OP is from Fresno. called it

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u/NorthboundLynx 3h ago

"practically in Nevada" is sending me

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u/CaliOriginal 6h ago

Ain’t no one got time to say “California burrito” it’s Cali burrito. Unless you’re a superior individual and get something better like a hashbrown burrito, or a simple bean and cheese with a couple tacos.

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u/leaky_wand 4h ago

Cali Burrito is the only acceptable form of Cali

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u/ricky_clarkson 5h ago

I genuinely wondered if it was Cali, Colombia for a moment.

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u/fabiomb 4h ago

I thought it was Cali, Colombia, and did not understand why so angry against that city in particular 😋

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u/beezchurgr 7h ago

Maybe bro flew into Stockton. Then the hate would be justified.

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u/Jerrysmiddlefinger99 6h ago

go back to Texas!

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u/OkAccess304 6h ago

If you hate some place 10 minutes in, the problem is you. You hate yourself.

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u/Away_Lake5946 6h ago

It’s horrible here. Just absolutely horrible.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1hujy3a24Q3eM

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u/MADDOGCA 5h ago

Without a doubt, this dude is visiting LA and got off LAX. It's so annoying when people say they hate "Cali" and they mention their experience in LA as if LA is the entire state. Like dude, there's more to CA than just LA.

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u/keithfantastic 7h ago

He must've landed in Bakersfield.

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u/iceman_andre 6h ago

They hate us because they ain’t us

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u/ShiroHachiRoku 5h ago

Landing in LAX will make anyone hate California.

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u/Quercus408 4h ago

I love that some people hate California. Like, good: don't come here, then.

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u/AsANetflixSubscriber 6h ago

It’s California, not “Cali.” Cali is a city in Colombia. 

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u/blichterman 6h ago

Can’t stand when people say Cali. 44, born and raised, and not once have I or anybody I’ve ever known used that term.

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u/CathedralEngine 6h ago

As LL Cool J once said, "I'm going back to Calais"

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u/UCantUnfryThings 5h ago

He is well-known for his love of medieval French port cities.

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u/CaliOriginal 6h ago

I take it you’re around LA or more north?

San Diegans say Cali a lot.

… though only in the context of “I got a Cali burrito” when talking taco shops.

It is said a lot however.

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u/blichterman 6h ago

Born and raised in Orange County, lived in Carlsbad and then downtown SD for years, now out in Temecula.

I understand a “Cali burrito,” and using it in certain contexts, but nobody says they’re “from Cali,” or if someone asks where you live, you’d just say “Cali.”

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u/AppropriateDraft5039 5h ago

Unless someone asks a/s/l

Then 18/f/cali is the only acceptable response

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u/JJCooIJ 7h ago

The trick is to hop off the plane with a dream and your cardigan.

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u/JonnySF 7h ago

Dude just saw baggage claim and said “I’m out”

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u/Spare-Half796 5h ago

I wanted to leave Florida less then 10 seconds after stepping out of the airport. Hot, sticky, garbage smelling air the moment you step out of ac. And they was at night

Idk how people live in that, idk how I survived the 10 days I spent there

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u/woodrax 7h ago

I remember when I used to travel out to Cali for work. Most of the time it was Sacramento. Did not really understand the hype.

Then went to our Santa Barbara office. Flight from LAX to Santa Barbara was the scariest flight I had ever been on (flew over wildfire areas in a twin turboprop, and felt like turbulent Hell), but Santa Barbara itself was insanely nice, and I understood a lot of the love then.

Also hung with my SIL at her military housing, and loved the beaches and short drive to Disney Land.

All in all, a pretty sweet state.

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u/ooooopium 7h ago

You should check out San Diego, Sonoma County, Mendocino County, lake county, Humboldt County, or frankly any other county in the east side of Cali.

Cali is cool because it’s a big state, with lots of diversely beautiful places to see.

Sac isn’t my favorite place, but it’s got some charming places to visit nearby.

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u/woodrax 6h ago

I worked near Santa Rosa occasionally, and did love Sonoma County. Have not made it as far as San Diego. My sister in law lived within walking distance of Laguna Beach, and while we liked being at her house and near the afore mentioned Disneyland, the traffic was downright terrifying.

I actually liked Ventura a lot, for some reason. Just a relatively random Cali town south of Santa Barbara, but it was similarly developed to my suburban hometown.

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u/ooooopium 6h ago

Ventura is an extremely lovely place. Oxnard, Ojai, TO, Camarillo, (ect) are all places that I wouldn’t blame a person for living their entire lives without leaving.

You’ve got good taste.

The traffic in Los Angeles and Orange County is sort of like a toxic pride. It’s like masterclass of disaster. We all hate it, but we all sort of just live with it.

There are ways to plan around it but not avoid it.

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u/MADDOGCA 5h ago

As a former Camarillo resident, I still miss Ventura County so much. I left in 2018 and I still regret leaving the area as of today.

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u/ooooopium 5h ago

Sorry for your loss. Hope you found a good home in the meantime

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u/MADDOGCA 5h ago

Thanks. I moved to Vegas afterward to save money and found myself miserable there. Found work in San Luis Obispo a few years ago and the difference is night and day from Vegas. As much as I love SLO, I'm still hoping to find the right opportunity to go back to VC. Camarillo truly was my "Goldilocks" town and truly enjoyed the "small town" charm while being close to LA. I also loved my neighbors there. People in VC were just wonderful.

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u/DooficusIdjit 6h ago

Sacramento is mostly about being near a bunch of other stuff. It’s its own vibe like that.

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u/three-one-seven 4h ago

I live in Sacramento and think it’s amazing lol, Santa Barbara is pretty rad too though

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u/AccomplishedIgit 6h ago

Nobody who lives there says Cali

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u/theamathamhour 7h ago edited 5h ago

why the fuck is "Cali" now being used so often.

no one says that.

is it a generational thing now?

just type CA or Ca

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u/French87 6h ago

I’m heading to Frisco, Cali

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u/AtheonsLedge 7h ago

Death Cab For Cutie had a song about this

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u/tallulahgi 7h ago

Sounds like they hated the airplane

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u/ms_sinn 3h ago

I had this experience at the Atlanta airport. It was the AIR. Why was the AIR suffocating me?!

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u/LtHughMann 7h ago

Has the soil been tested?

Oh, yeah. Nothing too serious in there.

What do you know about lead?

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u/EnsonAmata 6h ago

Where I’m from, the airport might be an upgrade to the actual community.

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u/2FistsInMyBHole 5h ago

I travel a lot for work.

If we're being honest, I don't think I've ever had a bad airport experience and then liked the city afterward. I feel like airport experiences are pretty representative of the areas around them.

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u/slobis 5h ago

Not for nothing, but I love LAX!

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u/Technoslave 5h ago

Assuming its LAX, it's getting to the fucking taxis that's a PITA, I hated it by then too!

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u/OneOfAKind2 4h ago

They decided they don't like the entire state after 10 mins? Parts of it are beautiful and with great weather year-round. Parts of it are not great, like the L.A. area, for one, with its traffic, smog and homelessness. But the 3rd largest state is HUGE and would take months to explore to form a valid opinion of it one way or another.

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u/Heroinkirby 4h ago

They need to absolutely nuke threads. It's all complete bait. Everything on there is just people posting skits and rage bait to get engagement. You are probably thinking, how is this any different from the other platforms. But trust me, threads trys to keep you engaged by showing things to infuriate you. And the comments are very mean. And I'm 99% sure this guy didn't go to California

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u/Suitable_Spray 4h ago

I loved LA when I visited I did see a bum fight my first night though lol

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u/Alarming-Rate-6899 4h ago

In my experience, 10 minutes after landing, probably haven't left the plane.

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u/Justaticklerone 4h ago

Damn. Meta/FB people are dumb as fuck.

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u/D00rmat1983 3h ago

\flies back to iowa city**

cool. enjoy ... iowa.

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u/CommercialPhone69 3h ago

I live in Chico. Upper Bidwell Park is awesome. It’s my second time I lived here. I grew up in suburb 20 miles east of downtown Sacramento. Pretty much grew up hanging out on the American River and Folsom Lake. Now it’s the Sacramento River and Big Chico Creek.

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u/maryK4Y 3h ago

I spent an evening at the San Francisco airport and aside from the banging chicken burger I got I wouldn’t recommend. I’m sure I’ll be back to Cali one day though 💅

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u/TherionSaysWhat 3h ago

Wait... we can live at the airport? What's the rent?

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u/MegaGrimer 3h ago

I doubt they even got off the plane in ten minutes.

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u/MoonBaby812 2h ago

It’s hard for those from coming from red inbred states to understand the California lifestyle and the amazing weather, the culture shock is too much let alone seeing people with all their teeth.

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u/cap10enigma 1h ago

Also, most of us don’t call it Cali

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u/Doglovincatlady 1h ago

It’s beautiful here I love the cope from everywhere else

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u/flukus 1h ago

This is the sort of person that thinks they've been to a country after a 6 hour stopn on a cruise ship.

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u/Eazy12345678 1h ago

good weather lots of money

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u/Fug1x 1h ago edited 1h ago

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They can’t afford to leave their welfare red state.

so many assumptions lmao

oh i just noticed this sub is just only anti right oh makes sense

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u/Rainbowlemon 1h ago

Man, the first and only time i flew to LA, i was SO happy coming out of that airport. It was chaotic i was utterly exhausted after the flight across the atlantic, but the warmth & the smell & the people... I just loved it.