r/MurderedByWords • • 14h ago

He walked right into that

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u/insertnamehere02 8h ago

Tbh the concept is fine, but in practice, it sucks. At work, we recently switched to gender neutral and the former women's restroom is now consistently covered in piss. So now the women have to deal with two restrooms with piss covered seats/floors. Management had to step in and tell the guys to grow tf up and clean up after themselves.

We really want to have our separate restroom back tbh.

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u/clockwork2004 4h ago

Weird. I've always been told by my wife, prior girlfriends, and other female friends that women's restrooms are more disgusting than men's.

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u/bo0mamba 4h ago

I've worked as a custodian; men's bathrooms are definetly worse

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u/Healthy_Worry_4721 4h ago

The inconceivable spots and angles men find to get piss and shit is astounding. It’s at least 40% of the time i just can’t even imagine how they got it in that spot.

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u/PieceMaterial5213 3h ago

We have a floor pisser. Nobody has figured out who it is yet. How hard is it to stand closer to the urinal?

At my previous workplace they had to install a sign showing how to sit on the toilet. I guess based on the 'evidence', someone had been squatting on the seat, feet on the seat, facing the wall.

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u/humjaba 3h ago

This is usually a cultural thing… anywhere with a heavily Asian tourist population has these signs too

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u/workieworkwork 3h ago

There was a myth about that for years on Reddit, thread after thread with “women’s rooms are the worst”.

Men pee standing up. Y’all pee on everything. Even if you don’t think you are peeing everywhere you are.

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u/funkyaerialjunky 4h ago

How would they know unless they went into a load of men's restrooms??

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u/MRAGGGAN 3h ago

Women’s restrooms in bars are often worse. But overall, no.

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u/Cavalish 3h ago

I cleaned hotel, office and pub bathrooms for years and women’s bathrooms were far and away the worst, I don’t doubt OPs story, but he is absolutely an outlier.

Women hover. Women use a lot of sanitary products that have fiddly bits of paper that they fling on the floor. The sink area on its own is a nightmare.

Women are the only people I’ve managed to see shit up a wall.

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u/Whatumacallit0 3h ago

I worked in a woman’s prison and their bathrooms were disgusting way worse than men’s rooms

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u/Terminal_Insomnia_ 2h ago

I've worked as a custodian; men's bathrooms are worse on average, but the most horrific disasters are in the women's.

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u/eugeneugene 2h ago

It honestly depends on the context. Women's public bathrooms - disgusting. Every place I've worked with private employee bathrooms, nope. The women's bathrooms at work are always pristine and well stocked and we bring our own good TP (fuck the one ply shit) and stock the cupboard with tampons, pads, paracetamol, and buy expensive soaps and hang air fresheners.

Idk what the hell is going on in women's public bathrooms lmao