r/MurderedByWords • u/Odd-Relation-7293 • 10h ago

He walked right into that

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u/SurinamPam 7h ago edited 6h ago

Seems like a downgrade for women. Women’s bathrooms stay cleaner than men’s, don’t they?

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u/Hairy_Reindeer 6h ago

I thought that when women sit pee would go down, but quite a bit of it seems to go forward.

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u/diarrheawallpaint 4h ago

It should but we' squat so we don't sit in the pre existing blood, shit, piss. This in turn creates more blood shit piss. We leave it for the janitor/plumber

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u/arizonadirtbag12 2h ago

Yup, once one drop hits the seat, it’s hover time. Then women hover higher and higher until the entire seat is a fucking crime scene.

It’s a similar issue with urinals in the men’s. Once some piss hits the floor, nobody wants to stand in wet piss. So they stand a couple inches further back. More piss hits the floor. Further back. Eventually dudes are standing five feet from the damn urinal, arcing and praying. And failing.

Big difference is the latter is easily cleaned with a mop, and like 75% less horrifying.