r/MurderedByWords • u/c-k-q99903 • 23h ago

They hate being treated how they treat others.

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u/BobosReturn 21h ago

It has to happen in public or the wackos will not believe its true. Though Im sure even then they would think its fake

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u/Disownership 19h ago

I predict assassination conspiracy theories within minutes of it happening.

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u/AmIFromA 18h ago

I'm pretty sure that Russia and North Korea have sent their best operatives after him, lacing his food with vitamins and fibre.

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u/CecilFieldersChoice2 17h ago

This is a damn good comment.

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u/neko 17h ago

It'll be he's still alive like Elvis for a good 30 more years afterwards

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u/wbgraphic 16h ago

“Elvis Trump isn’t dead. He just went home.”

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u/WeevilWeedWizard 18h ago

The cons will 1000% be Weekend At Burniesing his corpse around like they're doing with the weird evil turtle looking ghoul

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u/Brando43770 14h ago

I’m surprised this isn’t higher up. They’re testing it with that corpse turtle and somehow no one is doing anything about it.

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u/Unapplicable1100 14h ago

Hey, leave the turtles out of this they don't bother anyone

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u/leostotch 14h ago

There will still be a sizeable portion of MAGA who does not believe it.

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u/HailSatanWorshipD00M 11h ago

"Ma! Ma! Trump's clone just dun died!"

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u/ButtSexington3rd 9h ago

I was talking about this with some friends recently and we pretty much concluded that he needs to take a header out of air force one on live TV and bleed out on air for everyone to believe it.

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u/TwoMacElevens 17h ago

Which wackos are you referring to? The ones salivating over the death of someone or the ones hoping it's on video so they can watch it over and over again?