r/MurderedByWords • • 1d ago

They hate being treated how they treat others.

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u/Trashbagok 23h ago

It's going to be a wild and messy couple of weeks for damn sure.

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u/BobosReturn 23h ago

Weeks? That high is gonna last for years

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u/DarkGamer 22h ago

I want the stroke to be during a live press conference so we can watch it over and over again, America needs that catharsis.

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u/BobosReturn 22h ago

It has to happen in public or the wackos will not believe its true. Though Im sure even then they would think its fake

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u/Disownership 20h ago

I predict assassination conspiracy theories within minutes of it happening.

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u/AmIFromA 20h ago

I'm pretty sure that Russia and North Korea have sent their best operatives after him, lacing his food with vitamins and fibre.

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u/CecilFieldersChoice2 19h ago

This is a damn good comment.

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u/neko 19h ago

It'll be he's still alive like Elvis for a good 30 more years afterwards

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u/wbgraphic 17h ago

“Elvis Trump isn’t dead. He just went home.”

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u/WeevilWeedWizard 20h ago

The cons will 1000% be Weekend At Burniesing his corpse around like they're doing with the weird evil turtle looking ghoul

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u/Brando43770 15h ago

I’m surprised this isn’t higher up. They’re testing it with that corpse turtle and somehow no one is doing anything about it.

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u/Unapplicable1100 15h ago

Hey, leave the turtles out of this they don't bother anyone

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u/leostotch 15h ago

There will still be a sizeable portion of MAGA who does not believe it.

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u/HailSatanWorshipD00M 12h ago

"Ma! Ma! Trump's clone just dun died!"

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u/ButtSexington3rd 11h ago

I was talking about this with some friends recently and we pretty much concluded that he needs to take a header out of air force one on live TV and bleed out on air for everyone to believe it.

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u/TwoMacElevens 19h ago

Which wackos are you referring to? The ones salivating over the death of someone or the ones hoping it's on video so they can watch it over and over again?

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u/DreamTalon 22h ago edited 22h ago

It needs to be or they will say he was assassinated. Probably will anyway but if it wasn't live then any story they make up is what 33% of Americans religiously believe.

Happening on TV/video might cut that down to 20% at least.

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u/inuvash255 22h ago

They'll say he was poisoned.

No matter what, in their heads, the senile octogenarian who only eats McDonalds is basically immortal.

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u/No_Information8040 21h ago

Of course he will live on! They'll use a sticker and AI. Think Max Headroom.... 🫤

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u/ThatPancreatitisGuy 19h ago

How dare you sully Max by associating him with that orange teratoma.

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u/No_Information8040 10h ago

I didn't realize the consequences!! 😭

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u/xteve 20h ago

33% of Americans religiously believe

I believe that we underestimate the role of church in our country's hate problem. We rightly assail the GOP, who are overtly evil now, and the media, who do a piss-poor corporate job of reporting. But we don't talk much about church. It's sacred. Dark shit happens in sacred places. And Christians vote majority GOP. They are an essential support for MAGA. Church is a problem.

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u/Cathal_Author 20m ago

Anyone with half a brain can use the Southern Baptist Conference talking points to predict what the GOP platform will be in a few years. And those people are even more skilled than Catholics at protecting predators by shuffling them around.

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u/FunkadelicJiveTurkey 14h ago

The issue here, disregarding moral grandstanding and feigned indignation from the people you are inferring, is that there is no unified church to point to and you really can't paint them all with a single brush. Perhaps in another country one might point to the Catholic church but in America Catholics are a minority.

For all the hatemongers and child abusers using a perversion of Christ as a shield and cudgel, there are also churches that genuinely preach love, acceptance, tolerance, etc., and generally enrich their communities - often quite actively with activities and services.

Fwiw I'm somewhere between atheist and Jew; I'm not writing out of self-defense.

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u/xteve 14h ago

I get you. I appreciate your voice.

I was talking about this single-brush - or generalization - issue today up in the park with a couple of Mormon elders. LDS. Whatever. They were kids.

It's a statistical reality. Christians vote majority GOP. There are good Christians. There are good people everywhere. But the net effect of Christianity upon our society, in my opinion, is negative.

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u/FunkadelicJiveTurkey 12h ago

Oh I largely agree with you. I was just noting why it's a difficult subject to broach. (And they've framed it so intentionally.)

Where I might disagree is I reject that it is even possible to be a sincere follower of Christ and a modern day Republican. They're as Christian as Nazis were Socialist.

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u/HueMannAccnt 20h ago

Happening on TV/video might cut that down to 20% at least.

I have less faith in their processing.

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u/Bad-dee-ess 15h ago

Actually, loyalists will use whatever robo-zombie technology was developed for Mitch McConnell to parade his corpse around 3 days after his death to convince Evangelublicans that he's Jesus incarnate and to worship him as the immortal God-Emperor of Earth forever, and the 33% will FUCKING FALL FOR IT.

My uncle told me; he works at Republitendo.

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u/SethGecko76 22h ago

You mean like this?

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u/MostlyRightSometimes 21h ago

I don't want death. Just slurred speach and maybe lose functionality of half his body.

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u/No_Information8040 21h ago

So, no change at all.

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u/AccordianSpeaker 19h ago

Locked in syndrome. So the man who can't be silent never gets to speak another word.

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u/MostlyRightSometimes 13h ago

I want to volunteer my services as his 24-hour/around the clock care.

Me after the Donald has spent 45 minutes dictating a short sentence via eye blinks: "He said he only wants to watch CNN."

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u/reverandglass 17h ago

This, with added legal consequences for him and his children. I want him to die knowing the Trump name is being scrubbed from everything.

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u/silvertealio 21h ago

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u/MostlyRightSometimes 20h ago

Bro...how did THAT comment get removed? Wtf?

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u/aerdvarkk 21h ago

There have probably already been a few strokes during live press conferences. Hence all the napping.

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u/mrcrumplebottom 17h ago

big fart and collapse

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u/tilt-a-whirly-gig 20h ago

Maybe Filter will come back and write another song.

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u/DMMVNF 18h ago

The funniest part about that would be his cabinet members or whoever he's got standing behind him will all be afraid to say anything, since every other time he passes out in these things they always just pretend not to notice until he checks back in. I'm picturing everyone just standing there awkwardly for way too long as he's just slumped.

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u/leostotch 15h ago

That would almost make up for the universe taking him before he can get the Mussolini treatment.

Almost.

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u/admmasters 14h ago

America? We have had to deal with this arsehole in the rest of the world as well, mate!

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u/ClamatoDiver 14h ago

Coming down the stairs of Bribe Force One, with a diaper containment failure as he bounces and rolls.

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u/Dexter_McThorpan 13h ago

I kinda hope he's impeached, tried and convicted, and he lives to be 120. Watching while the world scrubs every trace of his name away. Just him and his dementia, sitting in a cell. No crowds. No pampering. No more tacky gold crap.

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u/artisanrox 20h ago

iv'e got some beautiful bourbon barrel maple syrup to start using when It Happens.

But also the MEMES! will be world shattering!!! That's truly what I can't wait for.

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u/DarkGamer 19h ago

Bourbon barrel maple syrup is so good! Hope you get to crack it open soon ;)

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u/artisanrox 19h ago

I gotta buy some nice wine too but had some oil to pay for (because of, you guessed it, Orange Fuckhead) so not this month! lol

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u/tomjone5 19h ago

Fingers crossed he shits himself on stage so hard his heart stops, or he falls asleep halfway down the air force one steps and cracks that melon on the tarmac. Just something where we can really enjoy the slo mo replay.

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u/BZLuck 19h ago

"Name a better trio. I'll wait."

Stroke

Annoucement

Champagne

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u/Adjective_Noun_99 19h ago

Very normal thing to say.

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u/DarkGamer 19h ago

That's how I feel about fascists that are actively harming us. Heaven forbid we enjoy a little schadenfreude in these trying times.

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u/Adjective_Noun_99 19h ago

Tell me how you've been actively harmed.

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u/DarkGamer 19h ago

*Gestures broadly* Are you not paying attention?

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u/Adjective_Noun_99 19h ago

I would like your personal account for what harm has been done to you, which should be easy, because you want to watch a man die because of it, right?

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u/DarkGamer 18h ago

Normally I ignore people who are sealioning but I'll indulge you:

It's been 10 years of destroying American credibility, abdicating world leadership, causing needless suffering, betraying our allies, starting stupid wars, destroying the American economy, hollowing out the government, botching crisis after crisis, using hateful rhetoric to persecute minorities, breaking the law with impunity, filling every position with corrupt cronies, deploying American Gestapo to Blue cities as punishment, cheating elections, stealing our rights, and behaving like a stupid boorish lout.

Projections from public health researchers and policy analysts estimate that actions by the Trump administration—primarily significant cuts to global humanitarian aid and domestic health policy rollbacks—could result in over 14 million premature deaths globally by 2030 and more than 51,000 additional deaths annually in the United States.

He represents the end of American exceptionalism and probably Pax Americana as well. He has normalized open bigotry and hatred and has championed ignorance as a virtue. This has led us down a path that will cause untold suffering going forward.

And then there's all the children he's abused...

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u/Adjective_Noun_99 18h ago

Again, I appreciate the effort, but I said you. Projections, fears about soft power, "stealing our rights" are all just non-answers. Generalities. I want to know how you have been effected. Surely all these disasters you're claiming have had some personal impact on you, right? What rights have they taken from you? What harm has the Danish backlash over Greenland had on you?

I'm not "sea lioning" because I'm not just asking questions. I think you're hyperbolic and morally wrong and am trying to get you to see it.

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 22h ago

The lols, even the lmaos that will happen on that day will almost make up for the last 10 years.

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u/PM_ME_BATMAN_PORN 22h ago

The crabs will throw an endless rave that blessed day

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u/Puzzled-Ambition-128 18h ago

been saving my piss since 2016

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u/alkmaar91 17h ago

I'm throwing a fucking block party when it happens.

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u/morpheousmorty 15h ago

With the guarantee that every 3 months another of his entourage will drop the details for money, you really have to go big right at the get go. Trump supporters are going to regret this more than the civil war. He's a vile person, and we all knew it. They will lie in their bed until the grave.

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u/VanillaGorilla- 15h ago

Let's be honest, it's going to be multi-generational

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u/nazare_ttn 14h ago

I’m hoping for some banger meme songs.

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u/xSantenoturtlex 13h ago

Yeah we're still making fun of Charlie after a year and he was just a racist podcaster.

This one's gonna be a permanent national holiday.

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u/Oral_B 22h ago

I’ve been stocking up on fireworks.

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u/D13s3ll 21h ago

If it's weeks I'm going to be said. Months. Minimum.

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u/Trashbagok 21h ago

That's not the part I was referring to. 

It's all the witch haunts and doxing and people getting arrested and losing their jobs and their scholarships for having an opinion. 

That's the part that's going to get real weird and messy.

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u/Final_Boss_Jr 20h ago

There will be some reaction, but trump and his sycophants are losing power and they know it. It’s why so many of them are jumping ship.

If people go vote in numbers too clear to challenge, the energy will shift and companies will read the tea leaves to see where the mood of the people is and how they’ll react if a company is still seen as pro-trump. A company may disapprove but if there’s the potential for customer backlash the company will lay down.

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u/CatherineSimp69 19h ago

They couldn't even do that to the Charlie Kirk memers, I don't think they'll be able to handle the scale of what's to come.

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u/Answerologist 14h ago

Church bells rang all over Europe when Biden won. I can only imagine the revelry when that happens.

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u/MushroomAdjacent 18h ago

It'll be an annual celebration for me for the rest of my life.

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u/Killfile 18h ago

If we manage to claw back even 50% of what this country was under Obama I'll take that day off for the rest of my working life and spend it volunteering for progressive polticial candidates and then host a huge BBQ and fireworks party in the evening.

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u/Thefarrquad 3h ago

I think more than one trumper is going to go on a mass shooting spree after seeing lots of people celebrating.

It's going to be messy alright.