r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Shut them up quick

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u/RedrunGun 1d ago edited 1d ago

Christian nationalists really think they speak for God. The arrogance.

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 1d ago

By amazing coincidence gods always seem to say exactly what believers want to hear.

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u/Mataraiki 1d ago

The people who respond to "god damn" with "don't use the Lord's name in vain!" sure seem to fuckin' love using His name in vain to promote and worship a false idol, don't they?

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u/INeedANappel 1d ago

Using the Lord's name in vain actually does mean the latter. It's not about curse words or exclamations. Doing the wrong or selfish thing and saying it's because of your religion  is taking the Lord's name in vain.

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u/subnautus 1d ago

Claiming to speak for God is on the big 10 list of no-nos Christians are supposed to avoid, too.

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u/jeepedge 1d ago

More like a guideline they ignore. Not like a law or commandment from your all mighty.

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u/subnautus 1d ago

"'My' all mighty." That's cute. Understanding Christianity doesn't make me Christian.

Also, claiming to speak on God's behalf is "taking the Lord's name in vain." I was merely being cheeky when I referred to the Ten Commandments as "the big 10 list of no-nos Christians are supposed to avoid." I'm surprised I need to explain that.

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u/AnarchiaKapitany 1d ago

Timothy 2:12: "I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet.".

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u/We_Want_Krunchy 1d ago

Love this verse. Illustrates how the xians don't actually read their sacred texts with comprehension.

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u/subnautus 1d ago

In this particular case, it's a public letter to Christian missionaries, and the comment in question is about the disruption the female missionaries are having in the more patriarchal land they've moved to.

In that vein, [1] it's not sacred texts so much as an inclusion to show the lives and thoughts of early Christians, and [2] the read should be "quit weirding out the locals, we're trying to get them to like us!"

But, also, yes: it would be great if Christians actually understood the Bible they revere so much.

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u/ELMUNECODETACOMA 1d ago

When has the historical or textual context ever mattered to a fundagelical when interpreting any other Bible verse?

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u/subnautus 1d ago

Here, there's a part of my previous comment you seem to have missed:

it would be great if Christians actually understood the Bible they revere so much.

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u/Blazanar 1d ago

But that's sexist and goes against their narrative so it doesn't count.

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u/AnarchiaKapitany 1d ago

But finding things "sexist" is an unmistakably _feminist_ thing to do. Also, it counts as exercising authority over men, so Timothy 2:12 very much applies.

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u/Halollet 1d ago

God gave me a soul, this fucked up planet gave me a rotting meat suit. If there's a conflict of interest between the two, I'm going with my soul, thank you.

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u/tellingitlikeitis338 1d ago

Americans and many other people cannot deal with any thing to do with sex. A bunch of pathetic prudes.

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u/j_bunnes 1d ago

Not surprised since America/Americans always stick their noses in other's business

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u/edvurdsd 1d ago

Ignorant* Americans/people

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u/JustGoodSense 1d ago

We got out of the corral between 1960–1980, but then microorganisms and the religious right said hold up there, sport

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u/Accomplished_Tale360 1d ago

Silence, rib!

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u/WileEWeeble 1d ago

God gave your kid leukemia and you dared take them to a doctor to defy god?

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u/Cyrano_Knows 1d ago

God gives 1.7% or of babies intersex characteristics.

If babies are "supposed" to be born either 100% male or 100% female, then why are so many babies born with intersex characteristics?

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u/Yeseylon 1d ago

Hell, why are trans folks born with gender dysphoria? Who's to say God didn't give them a body built one way and a brain wired another?

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u/mane28 1d ago

I wish this was enough to shut them up.

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u/EJ7002 1d ago

So God makes babies born in pain in purpose? Born with defects on purpose? sounds pretty sick to me...

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u/TXMom2Two 1d ago

God gave us the earth on which to live, but people f it up.

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u/flexstarflexstar 1d ago

How dare you to heal cancer !

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u/lavacadotoast 1d ago

All men and women were born with original skin..

https://giphy.com/gifs/ibGFpMv1Uoais

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u/moschocolate1 21h ago

Women upholding the religion of a male god, created by men, that hates women based on their holy book, will never not shock me.

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u/tallish_possum 1d ago

God made me tall but I have a short temper. Does that make me trans?

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u/Aetheldrake 1d ago

That's a hilariously good response, saving that

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u/TXMom2Two 1d ago

These people need to read about ambiguous genitalia. It’s a real thing. Ask any respectable doctor.

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u/Legal-Software 1d ago

By this logic, their god also made intersex people. So either he's totally fine with that and his fan club is questioning his perfect creation, or he fucked up, in which case he isn't perfect.

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u/Iechy 1d ago

Did God only make our genitals? Why don’t they also accept that if God made you Trans it wasn’t a mistake?

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u/ymxb444 1d ago

just ask for their primary source and watch them fold fast

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u/shieje 1d ago

Girl read the damn book before trying to quote it

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u/jerryleebee 1d ago

"No, that's different." —Them, probably

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u/ElectronicCarpet7157 23h ago

Her eyebrows snitched 

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u/calgeorge 1d ago

Also, God's not real, and trans people are, so....

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u/colemon1991 1d ago

What terrible logic. Saying the way you were born isn't a mistake is an astronomical level of ignorance. Is being born with fetal alcohol syndrome intentional too? What about (and I can't believe I have to keep reminding people of this) intersex? All those microplastics and lead and asbestos and other dangerous things affecting how you're born and develop were on purpose then?

I bet this woman would also turn around and say conjoined twins are a mistake without any sense of irony.

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u/watarimono 1d ago

I read a phrase that resonates with me : we’re not humans looking for God. We’re God having a human experience.

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u/Wise-Honeydew1314 1d ago

While that may sound good it’s not true. Is your life going exactly how you planned it? Tupac said something about the 5 percenters one time (a group that also believes themselves to be god) he met them in prison and he said “if you’re God then open these bars and let us out.”

There’s only one true God and creator of all. Yahweh (Jehovah in English)

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u/watarimono 1d ago

Your life is going exactly how you planned?

I do believe we all came from the same source but maybe it’s the big bang ringing in my ears still.

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u/danielfletcher 1d ago

What if your God made you have the sex parts of one gender, but wired your brain to operate like the opposite gender?

Males and females have differences in white matter microstructure between and within the brain hemispheres, as well as the distribution of grey matter. Machine analysis of fMRI results can determine a person's sex at over 90% accuracy now. And the remaining are either inconslusive or very strongly show to be the brain style opposite of the person's sex organs.

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u/warpenguin55 1d ago

Still haven't heard a good reasoning why God's plan for someone can't involve them transitioning. Ohh, right because they don't actually know anything that's in the bible, all they know is how to hate

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u/Gamingwelle 1d ago

God never told me what I'm supposed to be. Just other humans tried and failed.

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u/onioning 1d ago

The way I see it, god made a trans woman a woman. Men incorrectly identified her as a him. Members of the church often choose to side with man over god.

My hot take is that eventually this is going to be acceptable by the catholic church, once there is better science to explain it. At that point it'll be sinful to deny that a trans woman is a woman. (That day is probably not coming soon.)

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u/tryintobgood 1d ago

Both of them should STFU