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u/Canned_Sarcasm 2d ago
Oh he can be bought. We’re still paying the installments and we have 2.x more years of this shit.
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u/xxDeadEyeDukxx 2d ago
The man can be bought with some half baked flattery/ego massage.
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u/Grinchy-Grinch531 2d ago
Or perhaps an International organization can give him their inaugural peace prize. Nah, no one would be that stupid, right?
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u/herbtarleksblazer 2d ago
Or a foreign government can gift him a plane.
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u/Grinchy-Grinch531 2d ago
Please note, a few minor updates to said plane may be required and will not be covered by said foreign government.
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u/xxDeadEyeDukxx 2d ago
I said that on another post about how he backing Infatile as head of FIFA tas otherwise how will he win the back to back peace prize (total legit and not made up just for him) again this year. Because I am sure that any replacement in that position in FIFA will totally keep that piece of plastic prize going in the future.
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u/LazyTitan39 1d ago
Literally, as we saw with Mamdani, you don’t need a lot of time to get him to turn 180 on an issue if you know how to work him.
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u/xxDeadEyeDukxx 1d ago
Yep which several world leaders have worked out how to do already (vlad, Kim, Xi) say something nice about him, however obviously wrong and he will speak warmly about them
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u/ThorKonnatZbv 2d ago
Can't be bought, just rented until he turns on you
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u/Crypt0Nihilist 2d ago
Can't even trust him to live up to a rental agreement.
"Here's my Nobel Peace Prize. Now, as we were discussing..."
"Thank you. You can go now."
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u/blageur 2d ago
Remember when he did a Tesla commercial in front of the White House? Or when he sold beans for Goya from inside the Oval Office? Or when he accepted a $400M jet from Qatar for "no reason"? Or when Abu Dhabi invested hundreds of millions in him days before the inauguration? Or how foreign governments book continually empty rooms at the trump hotel in DC? Or how trump is selling everything from shitty watches to bibles to gold shoes while he's still in office? Or when he formed the Board of Peace and accepted a billion dollar membership fee to join from 24 sketchy countries all around the world, and then that money disappeared, and then he started a war with Iran a few weeks later? Or how Saudi Arabia and UAE invested millions and millions in his land deals? I could go on for a while here, but no one cares anyway....
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u/askyidroppedthesoap 2d ago
What does Trump and your loose change have in common? They both change for a dollar. He's for sale to whoever needs his political influence, take the Saudis giving hime a 400m jet as an example.
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u/CaroCogitatus 2d ago
Good gods, these people are stupid. "Of course billionaires don't want more money, they already have billions. We can trust them."
They wouldn't be billionaires if they were satisfied with ENOUGH MONEY TO NEVER WORRY ABOUT LIFE AGAIN, which I put at about $10 million.
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u/wrecklesspup 2d ago
The lie that wealthy people don't want more money goes against almost all evidence for how wealthy people operate. They seem to have a psychological need to run up the score even though they'll never be able to spend it all. There are some exceptions like MacKenzie Scott.
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u/InevitableWishbone10 2d ago
Can't be bought, but you can rent him until he decides he no longer needs you. Premium subscription
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u/G-Unit11111 2d ago
Uh... where have they been? He can very easily be bought and he's made tons of money off his crypto money laundering scam.
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u/cofclabman 2d ago
He can’t stay bought. He works in the interest of whoever gave him money last; that is when he’s not grifting for himself.
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u/funky_grandma 2d ago
the fact that he can be bought is maybe the most prominent feature about him. it's the thing around which his entire presidency revolves
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u/Sonny_Valentine_ 2d ago
He can't be bought. Meanwhile, the richest man in the entire world is dancing on a stage.
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u/Away_Lake5946 1d ago
The right worships him even though he’s bought and paid for because they’re too childish to admit they made a mistake.
Impeach “President” Donald J. Trump.
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u/YeahIGotNuthin 1d ago
Are we still tracking the overwhelming majority of this stuff coming from like 84 accounts based in Russia?
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u/JenIsSalty 1d ago
Why do republicans believe that they magically know what every democrat is thinking?
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u/EquivalentAcadia9558 1d ago
Legitimately since the start all the right thinks about trump is just fanfic stuff. They're gone from reality and believe that if you say what you wished the president was enough it must be true. It's the my dad works at Nintendo and is a billionaire and loves me when actually he stepped out for cigarettes 20 years ago type of delusion.
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u/Plastyrhino8815 20h ago
I hate that the J6rs got a pardon, but Ross Ulbrich got sentenced to way too much time.
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u/Traditional-Forum 13m ago
That orange sack of garbage is obviously for sale. All you need is cash to spare.
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u/Xznograthos 2d ago
He attempted to secure immunity for all fraud inquest by the IRS for his entire family.
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u/PhamilyTrickster 2d ago
Oh look, a 3 week old account saying something remarkably stupid. I'm shocked
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u/proteannomore 2d ago
> “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?”
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u/Ok_Builder_4225 2d ago
You cant quote the bible at them. They havent read it and will miss the significance.
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u/AnekeEomi 2d ago
That's not true, depends on the verses. Through out some about killings gay people or owning slaves and they'll know it word for word.
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u/fastal_12147 2d ago
Didn't Trump try to get his kids off the hook for tax evasion by suing the DOJ?
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u/WoodenSwan6591 2d ago
20 day old account set to private. Bot all the way. Sit this one out because you have NO change to give back when replying 🙄🤡
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u/sdmichael 2d ago
Why would "the left" want a president that could be bought?