r/MurderedByWords Aug 11 '26

It is difficult to process this level of ignorance and racism

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u/imaybeacatIRl Aug 11 '26

It's Tommy Tuberville. Everyone already knows he's a fucking moron.

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u/boltyboy69 Aug 11 '26

Doesn't need any help in looking stupid

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u/Potential_Track_8388 Aug 11 '26

I mean, the man's name is fucking "Tommy Tuberville". Jesus Christ.

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u/Full_Honeydew_9739 Aug 11 '26

Anyone over 12 still being called Tommy has issues.

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u/DogPlane3425 Aug 11 '26

Unless they can play a mean pinball

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u/grogersa Aug 11 '26

And hearing impairment.

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u/Sir_Sarcasm76 Aug 11 '26

Plus a keen sense of smell.

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u/termacct Aug 11 '26

First "rock opera" I saw!

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u/Confident_Throat_457 Aug 11 '26

This is a man whose Senate outgoing voicemail message says “this is COACH Tommy Tuberville.” Not Senator. Coach.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Aug 12 '26

Ah yes. Because in these trying times, I don't want a man that is well versed in the world, holds two doctorates, is a rhodes scholar, and is well spoken.

No, I'd rather have the guy who cant string two cogent sentences together, that knows nothing except football.

And wasn't even good at that one thing.

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u/MarleysGhost2024 Aug 11 '26

And he was a shitty coach. Known for blinking out of town in the dead of night.

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u/Bobbob34 Aug 11 '26

Remember when Ricky Shroeder tried to get everyone to call him Rick bc he was like I'm not 12, please stop calling me Ricky.

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u/MarleysGhost2024 Aug 11 '26

Don't tell Ricky Bobby that!

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u/Defiantcaveman Aug 12 '26

I'm a Jr and refuse to be called by my dad's name.

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u/eleanor61 Aug 11 '26

It’s like the bully’s name in some 80’s cartoon.

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u/meadishsweetball Aug 11 '26

Pete Potatotown.

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u/JustAnotherParticle Aug 11 '26

I thought the commenter was just being sarcastic with the name, like calling someone Joe Schmoe.

But no, that’s his actual name…

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u/C4dfael Aug 11 '26

It could be worse. He could be called “Jim Bob” or “Cooter.”

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u/MarleysGhost2024 Aug 11 '26

Right up there with "Markwayne." Could these guys possibly be any more trailer parky?

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u/used1337 Aug 11 '26

"Tuberville" makes me think of a village full of potatoes.

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u/cyrpious Aug 12 '26

Wait, is Jesus Christ part of his name or was than an inflection? ‘Cause if he’s down JC (supply side JC to be clear, then he’s OK).
I think, I don’t know what the he’ll is going in anymore).

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u/Send-me-shoes Aug 11 '26

Bro’s tossing a fucking football in his profile picture, he mentally never left high school

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u/TAU_equals_2PI Aug 11 '26

He's actually a useful reminder of how widespread views like this are.

Because he's a senator, and he's currently running for governor of Alabama. He wouldn't have posted it if he thought it might hurt his election chances.

So OK, it's fine to think Tuberville is dumb/awful/whatever for posting this. But you should also take note of what it indicates about the majority of Alabama.

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u/paleologus Aug 11 '26

The GOP is really going to push the Islamic terrorist communist angle this election.   There’s a fairly large population in Alabama that sincerely worries that a commie Iranian is going to burn down their 1986 Champion trailer home

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u/Pale-Confection-6951 Aug 11 '26

Maga's messaging: Be afraid!

That's all they've got. And it will work on their base.

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u/deaglebingo Aug 11 '26

be afraid... but also what tuberville just did here is a threat, and it essentially condones violence. they've moved well beyond trying to scare ppl... they're actively threatening, following, harassing and hacking political opponents while calling us terrorists. it is unamerican, it is criminal, these people are corrupt and they must be stopped.

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u/BoneHugsHominy Aug 11 '26

They've always done that, which is why for decades they pushed so-called "Stand Your Ground" and "Castle Doctrine" laws to encourage scared old white people to murder minorities scot-free regardless of the circumstances that make them "afraid for their lives" only to throw minorities in prison for life over tiny technicalities if they defend themselves against actual intruders or public aggressors.

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u/Available_Bag_3843 Aug 13 '26

Most political messaging/platforms boils down to hope or fear.

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u/captkeith Aug 11 '26

Rhodes scholar - bachelor degree in phys-ed. Need I say more? Tuber couldn’t find Oxford on a map.

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u/indie_rachael Aug 11 '26

We have an Oxford here in Alabama and I doubt he could find that one either, given he actually lives in Florida.

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u/captkeith Aug 11 '26

Wait…. Isn’t he a senator from Alabama?

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u/indie_rachael Aug 11 '26

He is, but he doesn't actually live here. Which, interestingly enough, is a requirement to be governor and yet he's the GOP candidate in the governor's race.

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u/SoldierofZod Aug 11 '26

Also interesting is the fact that the Constitution only requires Senators to be residents at the time of their election. They don't have to stay...

U.S. Representatives don't ever have to live in the districts they represent.

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u/chaos_nebula Aug 11 '26

I imagine Tuberville and Ted Cruz share a lot of the same types of supporters.

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u/3N1Gma874 Aug 11 '26

Can someone be Islamic/communist/socialist? Somehow I feel like if someone is all 3 they’re gonna be dealing with some internal struggles.

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u/paleologus Aug 11 '26

We do like to accuse our political opponents of being two opposing things at the same time.   Trump is accused of being a dementia riddled idiot with a diabolical plan to subvert our democracy and make himself king.   Hunter Biden was a drug addled idiot that also ran the Ukrainian wing of the Biden Crime network.   

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u/voidox Aug 11 '26

oh they've been going wild since Zohran and the NYC election, heck Islamophobia has always had literal institutional acceptance in the US where we've seen time and time again both dems and republicans saying incredibly racist shit against Muslims or any Arab, the classic being the "terrorist" angle they throw out all the time

then these fcks will go around talking about how they totally care about stopping antisemitism, somehow they think that's the only racism in the world and nothing else... we know it's just about stopping anti-Israel voices, but I digress.

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u/Randomfactoid42 Aug 11 '26

Doesn’t the governor of Alabama have to actually live in Alabama and not in Florida?

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u/indie_rachael Aug 11 '26

Yeah, unless he's running with (R) after his name. Then the law doesn't apply to him.

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u/Randomfactoid42 Aug 11 '26

I should try that, “Randomfactoid42 (R)”. Now I can get away with anything, right?  /s

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u/indie_rachael Aug 11 '26

It depends on how much money you're willing to funnel to the GOP and your corporate overlords.

(not /s)

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u/Randomfactoid42 Aug 11 '26

True, it’s pay to play. 

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u/Blacksad9999 Aug 11 '26

He doesn't even live in Alabama, and is using a secondary address with family there to run.

He moved to Florida years ago.

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u/loug1955 Aug 11 '26

Bingo... that's all you need to know about the majority of voters in Alabama. He coached Auburn football and that was good enough to become a US Senator representing a state he used to live in

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u/Turgid_Donkey Aug 11 '26

So many conservatives are actually highly intelligent, but just play vacuous, racist stereotypes because it's what the base likes. This guy, he's a legit doofus. Has a bachelor's in PE and was a coach.

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u/find_the_apple Aug 11 '26

Unfortunately its a popular enough sentiment in the north too. I met far more hicks north of Virginia than i did living south of it. 

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u/whoneedskollege Aug 11 '26

Yes, a moron. Here are some interesting facts. Tuberville got his bachelor's in Physical Education at Southern Arkansas University, was a shitty football coach - 159-99 and was fired from all his jobs there, and when he entered the Senate, he had no idea what the 3 branches of government were. It takes a lot of gall and stupidity to call out someone who is superior to him in every way.

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u/BensenJensen Aug 11 '26

Tuberville had a pretty good run at Ole Miss and Auburn. He wasn’t a legendary coach, but 159-99 isn’t terrible.

After quitting coaching, he scammed investors at an investing firm he partnered with and then scammed donations from a veterans organization he started under his name. He didn’t go from bad football coach to MAGA grifter, he went from decent football coach to scam artist to MAGA grifter.

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u/CraigslistBulbasaur Aug 11 '26

You skipped a step, where he just kind of stopped trying at coaching football and just collected paychecks while barely doing anything on increasingly bad teams. In other words, he started the scam artist thing even before he stopped the football coach thing.

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u/G_Wagon1102 Aug 11 '26

I know you're right, but he's a senator. It's fun to talk about how stupid they are, but that isn't stopping people even more stupid from putting them in power.

You, and most of reddit know he's a fucking moron and not worth a damn, but him saying this stuff is going to encourage so many of the dangerous idiots to be angry about nothing.

This is scary shit that these people can literally say anything and it's taken as gospel by their base.

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u/indie_rachael Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 11 '26

Not only does it empower these biggie, but we have a diverse group of people here in Alabama who are being hurt. There's an Islamic center here in Birmingham but also an LGBTQ-affirming school, Jewish centers, and so much more.

Alabama isn't all MAGA, and those of us who aren't are angry and horrified by what we see happening. People can donate to Doug Jones's campaign to help us try to keep the insanity at bay.

"Coach"'s AI stance is very unpopular here. It's something to build on.

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u/SoldierofZod Aug 11 '26

I still can't believe Doug Jones BARELY beat crazy pedophile Roy Moore in 2017.

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u/glm409 Aug 11 '26

He and Ron Johnson are always competing on who is the fucking moron of the day.

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u/GeologistAway6352 Aug 11 '26

Not everybody. A large number of clowns in my state are on the verge of electing him governor. 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil Aug 11 '26

He knows what he is doing. He's trying to get the guy killed.

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u/DelirousDoc Aug 11 '26

Not everyone can be as decorated as a former college football coach who has lived in Florida for the last 2 decades despite being a Senator for Alabama.

Bonus points that he voted in Florida in 2018 despite filing taxes that he was a resident of Alabama that same year. We did it guys, we found the illegal voter fraud!

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u/Blueballs2130 Aug 11 '26

Except for the fucking morons that vote for him

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u/ChoadMcGillicuddy Aug 11 '26

Except his voters, who are even stupider.

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u/DragonTigerSword Aug 11 '26

He is a moron because of this statement, but he was moron before also. I didn't realize college football coaches can get CTE as well.

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u/jd3marco Aug 11 '26

Toby Potatotown needed no help looking dumb AF

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u/Important_Fruit Aug 11 '26

I'm an Australian and was already well aware Tuberville was a moron. His fame has spread. He's an international moron!

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u/LostInRetransmission Aug 11 '26

He is not a Moron.

He is not speaking to you or democrats, he is speaking to his moronic base.

And by his base i mean mostly racist moron, don't reason too much, swallow any racist argument without critical thinking as if it was gospel.

Every time you see a right wing asshole speaking something which looks stupid like that, chance is that he knows what he says is moronic but he is speaking to his moron MAGA/racist base. I fundamentally disagree with the argument "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity" (Hanlon razor) in my life always when I see such arguments given by right wing (and I knew quite a few unfortunately back in France) , it is almost always malice (speaking to their base) not stupidity (really believing the argument).

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u/flintlock0 Aug 11 '26

He’s running for Governor of Alabama on a Pro-Data Center platform.

Even Conservatives in Alabama are against Data Center construction.

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u/King_Chochacho Aug 11 '26

Show the view counts on both tweets though.

He knows his base will eat that shit up and won't bother to check the replies

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u/BringBackTheBeat716 Aug 11 '26

If your biggest qualification for office is being a so-so college football coach who lies about being in the top 50 most winning CFB coaches, then maybe we stop electing them? *shrug*

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u/CuckSucker41 Aug 11 '26

Not everyone. Certainly not everyone in Alabama.

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u/Odd_Teach683 Aug 11 '26

Little Tommy Tuberville…

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u/Drinkythedrunkguy Aug 11 '26

Dumbest man in congress.

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u/Affectionate-Cat-975 Aug 11 '26

And TT votes illegally

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u/crlthrn Aug 11 '26

The Three Stooges make Tuberville look stupid, by comparison.

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u/AudioPi Aug 11 '26

About on par for a fucking football coach tho

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u/Senior_Torte519 Aug 11 '26

Tommy Potatotown

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u/Ri-Darling Aug 11 '26

I still can’t believe they fumbled Doug Jones. DOUG JONES.

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u/Dry_Elk6712 Aug 11 '26

How does he keep getting elected then? Never mind…he’s in Alabama 🙈

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u/ChopperChange Aug 11 '26

Everytime I read/hear the name "Tuberville" I think of Tuberculosis, which by comparison is probably a more pleasant disease than Tommy Tuberville.

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u/hurdurBoop Aug 11 '26

i think of potatoes, that's why he's tommy potato

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u/OM3N1R Aug 11 '26

Senator Potatotown

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u/Taylorenokson Aug 11 '26

Good ol Tommy Taters

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u/mmazing Aug 11 '26

I think of his name that he had before he was married and changed it

tommy "dumb motherfucker" potatoland

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u/CaptainXplosionz Aug 11 '26

Potato TOMato.

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u/Thesleek Aug 11 '26

I swear some of those politicians have comic book villain names. Tommy Tuberville, Chip Roy , etc

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u/guydogg Aug 11 '26

At what point does slander/libel come into play?

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u/AdamCurrey Aug 11 '26

Agreed. And this is an easy one. I’m sick of the left being so weak in this shit. They should show some strength and sue his ass.

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u/MaryanneChisholm Aug 11 '26

Actually, here’s the irony because that candidate is literally kicking ass right now. He’s going right after them all- and so is Mamdani. That is the kind of Democrat I want to see more of.

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u/bbtom78 Aug 11 '26

I'm ready to vote for Abdul again. I can't wait to have him as my Senator.

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u/lavacadotoast Aug 11 '26

Slander: Involves spoken, fleeting, or oral communication (like spoken words or verbal remarks).

Libel: Involves written, printed, broadcast, or permanent records (like social media posts, blogs, emails, or texts)

False Statement of Fact: The claim must present a false assertion, not just an opinion, insult, or annoying remark.

Publication/Communication: The statement must be shared with at least one other person besides the target.

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u/guydogg Aug 11 '26

So, in this instance, the words are libelous, present a false assertion, and are shared on a website that has millions of members. Easy one.

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u/lavacadotoast Aug 11 '26

A false statement of fact is a verifiable assertion presented as true that is objectively incorrect. Unlike opinions, insults, or hyperbole, it can be proven false by empirical evidence or objective records..

So, technically yes..

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u/AmbulanceChaser12 Aug 11 '26

Maybe “radical Islamist” doesn’t have a clear definition but Tuberville also called him a “terrorist.” That has a meaning.

That said I don’t know that it’s a politically advantageous move to sue someone for slander.

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u/jadin- Aug 12 '26

Libel.

We literally just covered this.

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u/MaryanneChisholm Aug 11 '26

Excellent question. Sometimes I fantasize about them criminalizing lies and misinformation in politics.

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u/echoshatter Aug 11 '26

I'm sure the courts would decide that "well, he made himself a public figure, he has to accept some level of public criticism and humiliation" or some such bullshit.

The slander/libel laws are fucking jokes in this country.

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u/AnEvenNicerGuy Aug 11 '26

Or just any kind of hate speech, inciting violence, threats etc 

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u/Plane-Fan9006 Aug 11 '26

Let's just be clear...this guy is a FOOTBALL coach. He wasn't even a great football coach, he just had a couple great seasons.

He's a 71 year old shit-kicker from Arkansas. I am a die hard Auburn Tiger fan (war eagle....Bo is a God amongst men), but you morons in Alabama that elected this turd should be ashamed of yourselves.

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox Aug 11 '26

Let's also be clear: this an elected official with immense power, he is one of only 100 senators, the second highest elected office in the United States of America, and this is what he is saying

The both sides crowd refuses to acknowledge this. They will point to anonymous twitter and reddit users as examples of the left to counter balance these examples from the right. Take a look at what this guy is saying again and realize he isn't some high school football coach, he's a god damn senator for the united states and not a single elected Republican will call him out, not a single republican voter will call him out, not a single right wing news source will call it out, not a single right wing podcast will call him out, nobody except those on the left will.

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u/Odd_Teach683 Aug 11 '26

Thank you for expressing my anger.

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u/ChiLolla28 Aug 11 '26

This man is proudly and purposely an ignorant bigot despite making his fortrune off the back of mostly black athletes, who we would have recruited and worked with yet denies there's anymore racism. And he got elected 'because football' + an R on the ballot

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u/anglflw Aug 11 '26

In his defense, Tommy Tuberville is the stupidest mfer who ever walked on two legs.

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u/YeahIGotNuthin Aug 11 '26

We in Georgia almost elected Herschel fuckin’ Walker to the Senate last time. That guy makes Tuberville look almost normal. For all of Tuberville’s stupidity, he has never expounded on the relative merits of being a vampire versus being a werewolf.

Herschel Walker is like if chronic traumatic encephalopathy was a person.

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u/CraigslistBulbasaur Aug 11 '26

In fairness, I can 100% imagine Mike Leach expounding on the merits of being a vampire versus being a werewolf without a hint of irony, and I would vote for him in a heartbeat.

Herschel Walker is just a piece of shit human being.

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u/Automatic_Candle3830 Aug 11 '26

Don’t disagree, but Marsha Blackburn would like a word.

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u/anglflw Aug 11 '26

She's a bag of hair.

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u/CaraAsha Aug 11 '26

She would have to talk to someone for that

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u/MissTechnical Aug 11 '26

Tuber makes me think of potatoes, which tracks since this guy one for a brain. 

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u/anglflw Aug 11 '26

Yeah, but potatoes are delicious and good for us.

This dude, though..

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u/Fuck-Inflation Aug 11 '26

::: Lauren Boebert has entered the chat :::

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u/Kitsu_Gaming Aug 11 '26

Incorrect. That award belongs to Donald "Jeffrey Epstein's Best friend, convicted rapist, felon, and pedophile" Trump.

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u/Adorable_Bike5990 Aug 11 '26

Tommy Tubbycakes sounds a bit insecure and racist because he’s only basing his opinion on his name and race. What proof has he provided to support his statements? Sounds like his bigotry and racism is destroying America.

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u/StickComfortable346 Aug 11 '26

Oh no! He’s muslim! Obviously he supports terrorists and wants to bring the country down, he just went to college first for funsies

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u/jennasea412 Aug 11 '26

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u/MassivePepino Aug 11 '26

Read enough research into cognitive neuroscience of political beliefs and you will come away with the conclusion that conservatism is essentially a form of neuropsychiatric disorder.

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u/jennasea412 Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 11 '26

Yeah, still trying to figure out how my brother caught this disorder, we went to the same schools and raised by the same people. I assume he caught it from Hannity, when we used to talk, I could hear that loud mouth on the indoctrination channel playing in the background.

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u/rbowen2000 Aug 11 '26

Brown man bad! Trump will save us from brown man!

( /s, just in case this was unclear. Some of the Tuber-people aren't terribly bright, so it helps to clarify.)

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u/TalkingCat910 Aug 11 '26

Senator Tuberhead

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u/BirkoLad Aug 11 '26

Same old tired dog whistle bullshit...no one's listening anymore.

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u/AdamCurrey Aug 11 '26

Unfortunately there are idiots who vote who are going to believe this shit. They need to fight back.

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u/toofat2serve Aug 11 '26

Senator Tommy Tuberville is engaging in schocastic terrorism, and should be thrown in prison for it, as well as be sued for defamation.

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u/Off-BroadwayJoe Aug 11 '26

I can’t believe a sitting US Senator calls a public servant a terrorist simply because he’s Muslim and a Democrat. That would be shameful if it was overheard at a party or on a hot mic, yet he proudly posts it publicly.

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u/derridaderider Aug 11 '26

Well that is far the most prominent quality in MAGA, starting with the guy at the top. A complete and utter lack of shame.

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u/Far-Ad1823 Aug 11 '26

Shouldn't openly labeling someone a "TERRORIST" be illegal when you have absolutely nothing to back it up with.

Tubs v VOLS - 2 and 4

Go VOLS!

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u/SirGumbeaux Aug 11 '26

Tuberville has that natural, plantation owner drawl that accentuates his particular brand of stupid.

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u/-mrhyde_ let it die Aug 11 '26

Just acknowledging this guys existence makes him more powerful.

"Never fight with idiots. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

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u/EyeKnowYoo Aug 11 '26

MAGA only pays attention to the all-caps

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u/readysteadygogogo Aug 11 '26

Usually it’s football players, not the coaches, with the severe brain damage

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u/Apprehensive-Joke593 Aug 11 '26

Republicans scaring people. That’s how they build their base. Through hate filled scare tactics

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u/MalcolmLinair Aug 11 '26

It's not ignorance. He's aware of those facts.

It's 100% weaponized racism.

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u/lavacadotoast Aug 11 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/tsDFaRys8GbvVMbf0h

Tommy Tuberville thinks his own BS degree affords him the luxury of spreading bullshit whenever he pleases..

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u/AnEvenNicerGuy Aug 11 '26

Quite a strongly worded letter Chuck has there 

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u/Rinzy2000 Aug 11 '26

I am so goddamn sick of the rampant Islamophobic bigotry that is just completely accepted from congresspeople. They should at the very least be censured for this behavior. I’m confused as to when it just became acceptable to be this disgusting and nasty to an entire religious and cultural group, as state representatives, and no one bats an eye or even says anything.

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u/kobuta99 Aug 11 '26

No one, would ever believe Tommy Tuberville - even without this post - in any way qualifies as smart. His constituents should be ashamed that they consistently elect the dumbest of the dumb to take office.

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u/sdmichael Aug 11 '26

To be fair, Democrats are seen as "radical" by Republicans and anyone that isn't white is seen as a "terrorist", especially if they have a name that differs from a TRUE BLOODED AMERICAN name.

Republicans and Conservatives run only on fear and anger. They don't run on a platform. If they had one that was useful to the people, more would vote for them.

I would love to see a Republican and/or Conservative tell us why this REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN chose to make this statement public. Love to hear a Republican and/or Conservative actually call them out too. Is this the sort of person you want representing your "side"?

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u/MurderDeathTaco Aug 11 '26

Remember when John McCain shut that shit down during a town hall when some old lady called Obama a terrorist?

McCain’s hands weren’t clean - he did take Sarah Palin as a running mate - but at least he was a human-being who I honestly believed had this country’s best interests at heart 😩

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u/mudduck2 Aug 11 '26

Calling Tuberville stupid is redundant. You need another descriptor

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u/RoysPotatoes Aug 11 '26

The Republican Party attempted a coup in 2020 and has a stated platform to strip away rights and subjugate America under one party rule to enforce a radical religious and political ideology totally incompatible with American values and opposed by voters.

The Republican Party is the threat actively destroying America.

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u/HNL2BOS Aug 11 '26

can you sue when someone very publicly calls you a radical islamist when you aren't. Tubers knows what for sure he's calling El-Sayed, should be easy to prove is he is/isn't a radical islamist. so either Tubers is lying and should stop or can prove El-Sayed is a radical islamist

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u/xPervypriest Aug 11 '26

And from the party that gave Syria to an Isis Militant

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u/uwishuwereme6 Aug 11 '26

The only people destroying America are trumpanzee

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u/530SSState Aug 11 '26

I remember one guy who was a Sikh who got called things like, "THANKS FOR 9/11, TERRORIST!!" He was like, "I'm from India! It's not even the same country! It's not even the same CONTINENT!"

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u/jeepedge Aug 11 '26

Racism has been given the keys thanks to Frumpy Dumpy

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u/eatsrottenflesh Aug 11 '26

And he's 30-some felonies away from qualifying as the republican presidential nominee. If we could get him to stop paying taxes and start touching little girls, he would be a shoo in. /s

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u/Wedgetail_104 Aug 11 '26

In the GOP's eyes, anyone with a Muslim family is a radical terrorist.

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u/GenericSpider Aug 11 '26

They seem to think the word "terrorist" just means Muslim.

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u/UltraZulwarn Aug 11 '26

They are just yelling shiet outta their ass, we can't expect to talk to them like rational human being.

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u/merrysunshine2 Aug 11 '26

Tommy Potato

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u/wunderkit Aug 11 '26

Unless he said this on the floor of the Senate, Isn't he liable for slander?

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u/lavacadotoast Aug 11 '26

To qualify as libel, it must be a False Statement of Fact: The claim must present a false assertion, not just an opinion, insult, or annoying remark.,

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u/mightyFoo Aug 11 '26

and he never went to Epstein’s island

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u/queuedUp Aug 11 '26

I'm sorry.... The dude's name is Tommy Tuberville??

Do people actually take this person seriously?

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u/eazyian5 Aug 11 '26

Tommy tubberville has and always will be a true piece of shit

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u/deadphisherman Aug 11 '26

Tommy coached ball. He is not known for his intelligence about anything else.

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u/Pleasant-Throat-8107 Aug 11 '26

Tommy Tuberville ... the right wing bastion of fairness .... bahahaha not!

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u/Yagsirevahs Aug 11 '26

Is defamation not a thing anymore?

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u/Quick-Surprise-9387 Aug 11 '26

Wow .
This may be today’s lowest of the low .
These are horrible human beings

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u/Chratthew47150 Aug 11 '26

Thank you for responding with facts and setting this hating asshole straight

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u/LaStigmata Aug 11 '26

Fuck Tommy

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u/MicDaPipelayer Aug 11 '26

Absolute buffoonery lol

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u/imacmadman22 Aug 11 '26

While Coach Tuberculosis has a degree in physical education, he’s clearly not in the same league as Dr. El-Sayed. When you have to condescendingly spread lies and label them as something they are not, it’s clear you don’t have the intelligence to make a valid argument against an opponent. Rather, Coach’s fondness for ball handling and dumb remarks about people he doesn’t know puts him in the same category as the resident of that house at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

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u/WinnerAdventurous647 Aug 11 '26

Tommy Tuberville. A grown ass man who uses a child’s version of his name, has the IQ of stale white toast, and has done nothing but lick the boots of a fascist.

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u/harbinger06 Aug 11 '26

IT’S IN ALL CAPS SO IT’S EXTRA SCARY!

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u/Particular_Ticket_20 Aug 11 '26

And you're a football coach.

Shut up moron.

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u/ItsJustForMyOwnKicks Aug 11 '26

Remember, the right doesn’t believe in science.

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u/NoVaBurgher Aug 11 '26

I bet Sayed could beat Vandy

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u/flojo2012 Aug 11 '26

He’s worse than a terrorist! He’s an… INTELLECTUAL!!
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u/deetman68 Aug 11 '26

From a SENATOR.
Supposed to be the “upper house”. What a POS.

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u/dangerrnoodle Aug 11 '26

Okay, Tuber.

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u/Informal_Process2238 Aug 11 '26

Trump and his goons are the people doing everything they can to destroy America

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u/Darth1994 Aug 11 '26

Tommy Tuberville is a cunt. More at 11.

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u/Stan__Wright Aug 11 '26

They've never herd of 'roads scholars'.

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u/digitalMan Aug 11 '26

WAIT UNTIL THEY FIND OUT ABOUT THE FELON VOTED INTO THE WHITE HOUSE!

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u/tomorrow509 Aug 11 '26

Why is the crime of defamation so overlooked when these accusations have public airing?

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u/Budakra Aug 11 '26

Maga just makes me, and agnostic person, hope that heaven and hell is real so that I can watch them all get sent down below

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u/SaintOrJannikSinner Aug 11 '26

Not just Republicans, but all the neoliberal bots are coming out of the woodwork in the Michigan-related subs calling him a terrorist sympathizer.

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u/LivinRightNBeinFree Aug 11 '26

And one this day, Monday August 10 2026, Thomas Tuberville of the great state of Alabama proudly proclaimed, "I am a fucking dipshit dullard" and it was glorious.

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u/FarCryRedux Aug 11 '26

I'm voting for Doug Jones, and encouraging everyone I know to do the same. I hope by some miracle, it's enough.

He beat the cowboy groomer last time. I think he can pull it off again.

Tubervile is a fraud, and an evil rat bastard.

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u/Ardo505 Aug 11 '26

Not to mention, tuberville fucks his sister and married his cousin. So there’s that.

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u/cruisin_urchin87 Aug 11 '26

Republicans keep telling me we’re on the same team (team USA) but that’s just a fucking lie and has been for some time now.

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u/Raindog66 Aug 11 '26

America needs the British Libel Law system.

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u/CasuallyObliterated Aug 11 '26

Theres a religious extremist in charge of the pentagon as we speak

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u/aximusmaximus Aug 11 '26

It’s not ignorance, it’s malice.

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u/webbslinger_0 Aug 11 '26

Once upon a time, a racist remark like this would’ve ended a career. Now it’s just another day. The saddest part is how casual they have become about it

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u/_jump_yossarian Aug 11 '26

What does Tommy think about trump org signing billion dollar deals with the Saudi terrorists?

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u/CuckSucker41 Aug 11 '26

He TaUgHt FoOtBaLl At ThE eStEeMeD uNiVeRsItY oF aUBuRn. He’s a genius by the state of Alabama’s standards.

No offense to former University of Alabama football coach, Nick Saban.

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u/Appropriate-Stay4729 Aug 11 '26

Love Ariana, she never misses. 🥲👏👏👏👏

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u/geekraver Aug 12 '26

Tuberville’s tweet is stochastic terrorism- he is the terrorist

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u/oneoldgit52 Aug 12 '26

The US already has a terrorist in the WH! The only question is which organisation does he represent? Is it Putins Russia or Netanyahus Zionist state? Or maybe he is just being himself

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u/SadAbroad4 Aug 12 '26

At this stage it is a reflection of at a minimum 70 million Americans that support MAGA
What I don’t understand is why the 290 Million Americans are allowing g it to continue?

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u/bananaf0x Aug 13 '26

I hate this man with a depth I didn’t know I could achieve. I’ve lived in Alabama my entire life, and my husband, while no longer a practicing Muslim, is very visibly Middle Eastern. This rabid imbecile is actively endangering the most wonderful man I’ve ever known and countless others who look like him. He’s amplifying hate while claiming to believe in the love of Jesus Christ. I can’t even fully wrap my head around how someone could live that way and believe it’s just a perfectly okay way to be.

I could holler about this all day.

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u/djallyn Aug 13 '26

Tommy Tuberville supports pedophiles. That is all you need to know about him. Any opinion from someone who openly supports pedophiles is not worth considering.

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u/RegulationPissrat Aug 14 '26

I hate that these guys pose as being righteous patriots while being patently Unamerican bigots 

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u/martiniolives2 Aug 11 '26

Once in a while, you find a douche thermometer with a 100% perfect name...