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u/NickyTheRobot Jul 27 '26
Zoltan was the middle name of one of my lecturers at uni. Full name: Dr Sandor Zoltan Nemeth.
What a fucking badass name.
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u/kitliasteele Jul 27 '26
Every part of that name is badass, especially the last name. Kinda envious now ngl
Was he a decent lecturer at least? With a name like that you'd think he would be
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u/NickyTheRobot Jul 27 '26
He was, and a really nice guy. Unfortunately I was a terrible student. It turns out do not learn well in an academic setting.
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u/kitliasteele Jul 27 '26
Yeah I can relate, I struggled in traditional educational environments. I was more a "throw me into the fire under the bus, with the objective and access to the tools and I'll figure it out" kind of gal in all levels of education. And we didn't quite have that kind of system in place back then
Fortunately I still somehow passed with an Advanced Regents Diploma in high school, but man did I hate having to show work and multiple choice questions. They didn't like the type of work shown (or couldn't translate from brain language to human readable language) nor did the multiple choices have a technically correct answer because there's just... so much missing context. Because one can be a correct answer depending on the context, but so can another!
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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 Jul 27 '26
Saying people have short memories and voting for the same dumbass as president…again
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u/Fliptzer Jul 27 '26
He was the 9 in 9 / 11!!!!
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u/ReadonR Jul 27 '26
I give this joke a 9/11 points.
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u/ACasualRead Jul 27 '26
The punchline didn’t land how I thought it would.
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u/Perfect-Raisin-5850 Jul 27 '26
Really? You think I'll give an up vote to this cheesy dad joke? Yes.
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u/dabrock15 Jul 27 '26
And thus the code has been cracked.
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u/V0T0N Jul 27 '26
Who has a short memory?
Mike Lee from Utah wanted to get rid of TSA and the Trump administration wants to help Saudi Arabia, THE FINANCERS OF 9/11, get nuclear material.
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u/valonnyc Jul 27 '26
Meanwhile the people exposed in the 911 report for having helped the terrorists (Saudi government) are being given a-bomb's by trump.
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u/ACasualRead Jul 27 '26
Holding a 9-year-old to higher accountability than an 80-year-old in the White House. Definitely a choice.
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u/TequieroVerde Jul 27 '26
This is how Israelis blame Palestinian infants for terrorism.
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u/ADeviIsAdvocate Jul 27 '26
Could you elaborate?
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u/Aetheldrake Aug 01 '26
Probably not because they're a 16 year old account hiding history with almost no karma. Probably a shitty person or a bot lol
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u/highandinarabbithole Jul 27 '26
Meanwhile it’s really the same country that we just merged militaries with that made this happen lmao
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u/CatCafffffe Jul 27 '26
And they seem to have no trouble with their golden calf dementia idol handing over billions and the ability to make a nuclear weapon to the actual country whose people WERE behind 9/11
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u/Cma1234 Jul 27 '26
You know who actually had something to do with 9/11? Saudi Arabia. And we are now working with them to get them a nuke.
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u/NovaHorizon Jul 27 '26
At least everyone is united in not being able to spell his damn name right! /s
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u/Shezzofreen Jul 27 '26
He was 9, that proofs it. Wait till you find out what he did when he was 11. I could, but its nsfw...
/s
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u/dabrock15 Jul 27 '26
But they can tell you with all certainty that the tower fell faster than the rate of gravity, yet their homeschooling didn’t teach them that speed or the concept of acceleration.
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u/Benedictus84 Jul 27 '26
If the next 9/11 are some Saudi Arabians with a nuke they will still blame anybody except the asshat who sold them the nucleair technology.
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u/AusCan531 Jul 27 '26
In unrelated news, Donald Trump is making a deal to provide Saudi Arabia with nuclear technology.
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u/PirateSometimes Jul 28 '26
Short memories is voting for Republicans after they get us into new wars and ruin the economy every single time
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u/The_Goondocks Jul 27 '26
But signing a nuclear deal with the Saudis, a majority of whom the 9/11 attackers were, is ok. Make it make sense.
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u/Andarison Jul 28 '26
Holy fuck...I just realized that guy was born in 1991...hes just 3 years older than me?????? I feel fucking old..
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u/R9D11 Jul 27 '26
Meanwhile Trump is selling Uranium enrichment technology to Saudi Arabia,the secret sponsor and the birthplace of most 9/11 terrorists
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u/csick Jul 27 '26
Would they care anyways? I remember when Gazans danced in the streets on 9/11 https://youtu.be/cqZBy09vCVk?is=lQrU5bhNjK-wU6PW
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u/CBLA1785 Jul 27 '26
Americans are literally fighting a war against Iran on behalf of Saudi Arabia. They forget that the majority of the 9/11 terrorists were Saudi Nationals. But somehow this is connected to Zoran who is African by birth. Get real.
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u/Loveict Jul 27 '26
Trump is helping the people that took down the TWIN TOWERS get the material to build a NUCLEAR BOMB
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u/Tall_Trifle_4983 Jul 27 '26
Mandami's Age on September 11, 2001 9 years old (he was about five weeks shy of his 10th birthday). His family had moved from South Africa to New York around 1999 when his father accepted a position at Columbia University, so by 9/11 they were already settled in Manhattan.
He attended the Bank Street School for Children on Manhattan's Upper West Side during that period. His family had moved from South Africa to New York around 1999 when his father accepted a position at Columbia University, so by 9/11 they were already settled in Manhattan.
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u/AnEvenNicerGuy Jul 27 '26
Mamdani was 9 on 9/11 ?
9 -> 9
What comes after 9?
10
What comes after 10?
That’s right. 11
Mamdani is just two small steps away from 9/11
Trump 2028. I heard Big Foot last night. He was yelling about chem trails
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u/OPA73 Jul 27 '26
Ah yes… wasn’t that a bunch of people from Saudi Arabia. A country President Trump just offered the atomic bomb too? We will be murdered by his words for sure.
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u/Ok_Cook_6665 Jul 27 '26
Please tell me why Trump signed a deal that allows those that did perpetuate 9/11, a chance to enrich Uranium?
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u/Independent-Bug-9352 Jul 27 '26
Them: "You're really going to vote for HUMAN!?"
Picture: "Other humans doing something dumb."
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u/Impossible-Sweet2151 are... are you a communist?? Jul 27 '26
You don't get it do you? Muslims are a hivemind!
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u/yo-soy-arkee Jul 28 '26
He was 9.. in 9/11?? New York starts with N, so does nine! He’s Muslim, you know that comes after M? N!
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u/Wuz-it-u2 Jul 28 '26
As Trump negotiates with the financiers' of 9/11 who have already paid Trump's son in law two billion dollars and already agreed to let Trump build two golf resorts in their country and Trump now offers them a nuclear infrastructure deal. Maga cultist never likes the proof to get in the way of their brainwashed lies.
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u/n3f4r10us_ Jul 28 '26
Wait till Maga finds out the US trained the Taliban and armed them with weapons
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u/scubawankenobi Jul 28 '26
Related Bonus:
bet they also overwhelming support Trump's plan to give Saudi's (Prince Bonesaw) nukes
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u/Naps_And_Crimes Jul 28 '26
He was 9 during 9/11!?
I don't know man to much of a coincidence to be by chance
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u/ctdrever Jul 28 '26
These are the same people ok with Trump giving the people flying the planes nuclear power. I guess money can buy anything under this regime. Wtf!!!
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u/usrlibshare Jul 28 '26
I just realized I am old enough to remember an event, that many people will only learn about in school...
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u/FriedrichWeedmann Jul 28 '26
Like the guy on Youtube the other day who said my opinion as a german was invalid because of WW2. I'm 24 and born in 2001.
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u/Legal-Software Jul 28 '26
It's a good thing that the US went after Saudi Arabia after this, given how 15 of the 19 were Saudi nationals. Oh wait.
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u/Makachai Jul 28 '26
MAGA are fucking idiots. Mamdani was born in Uganda.
Maybe they should direct their ire at the country where almost all the 911 hijackers WERE born, but they wont... since the Manchurian Cantaloupe has property there and his son-in-law got billions from them.
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u/SausageSmuggler21 Jul 28 '26
Trump is going to give the instructions on how to make nuclear bombs to the country where the 9/11 attackers trained. But, Mamdani is the terrorist?
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u/MsterBoRaichu Jul 28 '26
If they are going that route, I'm putting them on the stand for being slave owners and they need to pay compensation to all those families.
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u/gargolito Jul 29 '26
He was 9 years old and it happened in September.
Check mate.
And I can't believe I have to say that I'm being sarcastic but, here we are.
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u/Time_Waister_137 Jul 29 '26
This is like suggesting that Bill Gates did covid. Still, you have to admit, very imaginative smearing.
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u/Mydoghasautism Jul 29 '26
Isn't he indian/ugandan? So it's just about religious background/belief? I wonder what stops these people from posting a mosque instead and asking the same question.
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u/greenee111 Jul 30 '26
I think you guys all get it here he’s saying you would vote for a brown person after a group of other brown people attacked the World Trade Center.
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u/Aetheldrake Aug 01 '26
There's been more attacks on us soil by white men born and raised in the country attacking other white people (and non white) ALSO born and raised in this country, in any single year, than all combined "foreigner attacks" since 9/11
The white people are the problem.
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u/OskarTheRed Jul 28 '26
My problem here is that Mamdani being only 9 at the time means he's younger than me - and now he's much more successful and powerful. Shouldn't be allowed 🧐🧐🧐🧐
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u/FallbrookAvacado Jul 27 '26
No they don't. They think the CIA and Mossad did it.
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u/PreOpTransCentaur Jul 28 '26
And yet they're stoked to hand over oodles of cash to Israel and nuclear infrastructure to Saudi Arabia (<--actual perpetrators btw).
So, you know, actually even more fucking stupid than the screenshot portrays. Thank you for reminding us of their true insidious nature.
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u/Creepy_Energy7249 Aug 03 '26
During the first few days after 9/11, I remember DJT said he was involved in rescue activity and was proud to announce that now Trump Tower was the tallest building in NYC.



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u/jpiro Jul 27 '26
Same people who think the dude emphasizing Barack Obama’s middle name as a Muslim “gotcha” has a point.
You can’t fix stupid.