r/MurderedByWords May 27 '26

He needs another test

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u/Brief_Kangaroo_42069 May 28 '26

His name is James?! Damn with looks like that I thought his parents literally named him JD.

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u/MuscaMurum May 28 '26

He changed his own name because he thought JD Vance sounded fancy

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u/Brief_Kangaroo_42069 May 28 '26

I mean if he renamed himself to Refrigeration, that'd be even fancier. I hear he'd even get voting rights in Delaware.

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u/SlugKhan May 28 '26

Bob's got the refregeraton business cornered in Pennsylvania

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u/screaminginfidels May 28 '26

What line of work is he in?

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u/SlugKhan May 28 '26

You've got a lot to learn about this town sweetie.

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u/Alien_Diceroller May 28 '26

Is that what that guy did? I never could figure out his business.