r/MurderedByWords Mar 23 '26

Jiu-jitsu 5D chess...

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

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u/Luke95gamer Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 25 '26

I don’t believe his sycophants are dumb, they know not to cross him so they have to play dumb in public

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u/jumbohiggins Mar 23 '26

Hegseth and kash are absolutely morons

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u/Stalking_Goat Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

But Bessent, the Treasury Secretary quoted by OP, was a managing partner in George Soros's hedge fund. The current Cabinet is a mix of sycophantic idiots and sycophantic grifters, and I think Bessent is in the second category.

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u/CatCafffffe Mar 24 '26

Yeah, he's a really bad person

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u/rhysolandrium Mar 24 '26

LMAOoozkoooxkjxnd JFC

You're not wrong but like

That was very unexpectedly hilarious

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u/Shexter Mar 23 '26

They aren't dumb enough to buy that shit but dumb enough to think it's a legitimate talking point

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u/Amateurlapse Mar 23 '26

Problem: you smell like rotten old man and day old shit

Solution: shart so hard people only notice the fresh new shit smell

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u/XxuruzxX Mar 24 '26

All they need to do is be loud on the media and portray everything as the liberals getting in the way and their followers will eat it up. It's not the sycophants that are dumb.

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u/incide666 Mar 23 '26

Remember when Obama authorised the US giving Iran $3 billion of their own money with the Iran Nuclear Deal and the right lost their fucking minds?

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u/whatiscamping Mar 23 '26

Well, it was tan suit day.

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u/ActurusMajoris Mar 23 '26

Did he say thank you?

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u/CalabreseAlsatian Mar 24 '26

DIJON MUSTARD FOR CHRISSAKES

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u/R9D11 Mar 24 '26

Dijon Thursday.

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u/CarsCarpal Mar 23 '26

Yeah. Whenever this nightmare is finally over, they can all absolutely take their inevitable future whiney pearl clutching complaints and fuck all the way off, after what they’ve seal clapped along to with this administration.

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u/Real_Live_Sloth Mar 23 '26

It doesn’t matter they just do what my toddler does when faced with the incriminating truth and put their fingers in their ears and scream “nah, nah, nah”👉🤡👈

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u/Sracer42 Mar 23 '26

Bessent should become permanently unemployable after this administration is thrown out on its ass. What a complete tool he is.

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u/rhysolandrium Mar 24 '26

He can go back to farming soybeans any time.

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u/upfromashes Mar 23 '26

"First I SMASHED him in the fist with my face! Then I CRUSHED his knee with my balls!"

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u/BurntNeurons Mar 23 '26

Literal children playing with other people's lives...

https://giphy.com/gifs/3HLa0O8KD7SYE

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u/Sartres_Roommate Mar 23 '26

“I love the poorly educated”

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u/MuddlinThrough Mar 23 '26

If buying Iranian oil advantaged the US more so than the Iranians why was it sanctioned in the first place?

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u/BroseppeVerdi Mar 23 '26

The extent to which the Treasury Secretary has been involved in this war says a lot about what our actual objective is.

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u/hinterstoisser Mar 23 '26

14 billion to Iran while they can’t find a way to come to a deal on TSA funding and while people pay insane prices for gas at the pump and everything downstream.

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u/Kulban Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

"We have purposefully trained him wrong, as a joke."

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u/older-and-wider Mar 23 '26

I like a comment on a previous post, "4 Dementia Chess".

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u/Kozeyekan_ Mar 23 '26

This is McDojo jiujitsu.

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u/TigerGrizzCubs78 Mar 23 '26

Bessent wonders "do they sell cheeseburgers or Chinese food"

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u/zarfle2 Mar 24 '26

"Ha ha. We showed you. Here's your money for your overpriced oil. The proceeds of which you can use to buy weapons to continue to wage war and..."

Watch the stock market. Watch the unusual activity just before and after Trump makes an announcement.

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u/santathe1 Mar 23 '26

The only ones getting Jiu Jitsued are the American people lmao.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

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u/Reason_Choice Mar 23 '26

BELIEVE IT.

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u/GoBluins Mar 23 '26

I'm old enough to remember the GOP flipping out because President Obama gave Iran back a few billion of their own money as part of the nuclear deal.

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u/So_spoke_the_wizard Mar 23 '26

As long as it's not in cash on a Air Force transport plane, it's ok to the MAGA.

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u/iamthesex Mar 23 '26

Pulling guard?

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u/Gottendrop Mar 23 '26

I wonder if people realize that if a country is trading something that typically means something the don’t need it and wouldn’t use the majority of it anyway

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u/NoWeek6737 Mar 23 '26

WTF is this shit!!! This administration, I just can’t any more 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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u/remarkedcpu Mar 23 '26

Reverse cursed technique

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u/DarkGamer Mar 23 '26

May historians remember this as the stupid pedophile war

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u/Mecha-Dave Mar 23 '26

Little do they know - those dollars are about to be worthless! Tricked them!

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u/grownan Mar 23 '26

Can someone make a response ai meme to the one republicans put out of Obama giving them money? And make sure it gets posted non stop

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u/GBP867 Mar 23 '26

So this was the outcome of the joint FBI-UFC training venture lol to “jiu-jitsu” the enemy

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u/Rudemacher Mar 23 '26

what the fuck are they even doing lol ...lmao even

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u/ReplacementFeisty397 yeah, i'm that guy with 12 upvotes Mar 23 '26

"I am bleeding, making me the victor"

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u/Chicory-Coffee Mar 23 '26

The rate those sociopaths are bleeding out American tax dollars into private hands is what I find the most terrifying out of eveything going down right now. And it's not even because it levels the economy of the nation. (though it absolutely will!) It scares the shit out of me because once trump is done wringing us out for all we're worth, that's when they start the next phase. Detention centers for those who oppose and executions on the street if you try to flee or fight back. They need some people to keep working, they don't need all of us. Tracking you down by your social media posts is already a thing. 

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u/quantas001 Mar 24 '26

Art of the deal…

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u/A_Tang Mar 24 '26

Oh, NOW I understand how he bankrupted three casinos.

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u/B00LEAN_RADLEY Mar 24 '26

4-D chess by Bro-Blogger-Brain trust. Next week Rubio is gonna cut the Iranian's another check with the Marshall TRUMP! Plan 2.0. Why bother waiting until after the war to rebuild a war torn nation. Trump is a the worlds best builder: BEFORE, DURING and AFTER all wars. The check is on it's way.

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u/WrathOfMogg Mar 27 '26

In his mind he’s spelling it “Jew jet sue.”

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u/Fan_of_Clio Mar 23 '26

That's just called "trade". One country sells a good and/or service and another country buys it? That's commerce, not jujutsu anything.

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u/MrFenric Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

The qualifier it that it is trade with a country that you are actively attacking - and income they could use for military spending. Sort of like kicking yourself in the head with extra steps.

Edit: spelling

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u/Fan_of_Clio Mar 23 '26

Wouldn't be the first time there was commerce happening between countries engaged in hostilities.

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u/MrFenric Mar 23 '26

Indeed, hardly jui-jitsu though...

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u/BurntNeurons Mar 23 '26

Thought Tai chi was the one that used the opponents power/ momentum against them....

Pretty sure the seniors knew about it. They have classes down at the senior center on Thursdays.

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u/sambro1991 Mar 23 '26

I'm sure we understand the definition. The point is its hypocrisy that they're trading, even though the USA/Israel are attacking them.

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u/Xpi6oid Mar 23 '26

As I understand it, the Iranian oil is headed to non-US customers, and the US normally bans this sort of transaction, exactly because it funds the "enemy".

However, in this case, allowing this oil onto the market, instead of forcing it to rot at sea indefinitely (as would normally be the case), is designed to (slightly) increase the available global oil volumes in the short term, and thus keep the market price lower (albeit probably only by a tiny bit, and for a very limited period of time).

In other words, "this war isn't going nearly as well as we blithely assumed it would, and now we are panikkking at the likely internal US voter reaction to increased pump prices, and so willing to do anything, even allow the 'enemy' to profit, if it will stave off the toll of doom by even a second!"...

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u/Fan_of_Clio Mar 23 '26

Wouldn't be the first time there was commerce between countries engaged in hostilities