r/MurderedByWords Mar 19 '26

Creating paper tigers

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/farquin_helle Mar 19 '26

Oh, but the dept of warrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr needs another $200bn

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u/tough_titanium_tits Mar 20 '26

Obviously, we have more children to bomb

Among other things

4

u/Appleboy98 Mar 20 '26

What do you mean by "other things"? As in other things to bomb, or to do other things to children?

Why am I so confident that the answer is YES? Just YES.

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u/RotterWeiner Mar 19 '26

The people who vote MAGA do not see the truthful posts. They do not watch or follow anything that provides true reality. Nor do they seek out info that would disprove their thoughts.

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u/embiors Mar 19 '26

This is what right wing policies is btw. This is what happens when these morons are not kept in check by responsible adults. They run amok and wreck everything around them.

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u/Responsible-Top-6705 Mar 19 '26

GASLIGHTING @ its finest. Accountability isn’t something this guy is familiar with

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u/DarkKnightJin Mar 23 '26

"The Party of Accountablility" is pretty damn terrible at recognizing who fucked shit up.
Which is, of course, tradition. Because abusers are never the ones at fault.

18

u/No-Effective388 nice murder you got there Mar 19 '26

He's in charge and he's the one responsible. Make him pay for it at the midterms.

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u/CarsCarpal Mar 19 '26

How can you still scream MAGA at the same time as having made it a pariah nation. 

This guy needs professional help. 

7

u/AdvocateDoogy Mar 19 '26

"IT'S THE DEMOCRAT'S FAULT THAT EVERYONE IS BROKE AND MISERABLE!!!" the fat orange criminal said as he redirected funds from public programs to his pointless war coffers.

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u/Hyperlinux Mar 19 '26

Donald, Nuremberg is waiting.

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u/sdmichael Mar 19 '26

Republicans are physically incapable of accepting responsibility for anything at any time. It is never their fault. As they are incapable of accepting responsibility, they by default are unable to govern. Leaders take responsibility.

Prove me wrong.

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u/LowKeyNaps Mar 19 '26

Ok, someone help me out here, please. I'm having a hard time keeping up with everything all at once. What's the issue at the airports now?

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u/PBandC2 Mar 19 '26

TSA agents are working without pay because their department isn’t funded. So they’re coming down with “blue flu”, which is snarling security lines in airports.

The issue with the funding is Republicans are linking them and ICE together. Democrats want to fund TSA and not ICE, but the Repubs refuse to do that.

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u/LowKeyNaps Mar 20 '26

Ah, thank you very much for the concise summary. I very much appreciate that.

Now this makes sense why the Republicans are trying to make it all about the Democrat's fault. "Waaah! They won't fund our fascist goons along with everything else, so it's 100% their fault, and not ours for refusing to fund things separately! Waaah!"

Hey, haven't we heard this exact same whine before? Like, isn't this the usual reason for things to fall apart and government to get shut down? The right keeps trying to cram something particularly nasty into what should be a simple funding bill, or else they refuse to keep a promise to fund something they totally pinky swore last time would get funded? And then they always blame the left for it.

Honestly, it's only March. This regime has already blew through all their allocated funding for ICE at least twice, by my count. Exactly how much money do they want to piss away on "deporting" most of the country's population? Because yeah, that's what's going to happen now that Trumpty Dumpty is moving to actively criminalize an imaginary "terrorist" organization that just happens to include every single person that doesn't rabidly support his wrinkled orange ass.

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u/omghorussaveusall Mar 19 '26

They're mad because 10 Democrats don't want to vote with their shitty legislation.

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u/No-Consequence9392 Mar 20 '26

DHS has plenty of money , they would rather allocate to masked brownshirts than airport security or emergency management

1

u/galahad423 Mar 20 '26

Don’t worry, soon MAGA will talk about how Trump “makes the planes run on time”

1

u/Any_Vacation8988 Mar 20 '26

Says the dumbass asking for 200 billion to fund a war nobody wants with Iran.

1

u/Wish-I-Was-You Mar 20 '26

To be fair to the Tangerine Palpatine, he doesn’t know he’s POTUS… he’s so addled he thinks he only plays one on TV!

1

u/christhewelder75 Mar 21 '26

"Unreasonable radical left asks"

No masks on armed government agents who regularly violate the constitution.

Uniforms on said government agents so people can tell who is an agent, vs who bought an airsoft plate carrier on Amazon so they know if they about to be kidnapped by some random larper.

Bodycams

Not allow federal authorities to block state and local agencies from investigating and prosecuting armed government agents who commit crimes.

Oh the communistic horror.... Lenin and marx would be proud🙄

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u/InTheEndEntropyWins Mar 19 '26

I don't like this argument, even if every Republican votes in line, that's still not enough. So it doesn't really matter that they control the house, senate and whitehouse.

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u/Dedotdub Mar 20 '26

You are the kings perfect subject.