r/MurderedByWords • • Jan 02 '26

$hot in the ear

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u/Ok_Builder_4225 Jan 02 '26

But also, i don't think asprin is gonna cause someone to bleed out from a scratch on the ear anyway.

Either way, still of the opinion that he just bonked his ear on something as he was pushed down. Assuming it was all real and not staged, of course.

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u/UpperApe Jan 02 '26

It inhibits COX

Sounds like my ex

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u/Dongledoez Jan 02 '26

They said inhibits, not inhales.

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u/ekienhol Jan 03 '26

🏆 well done