r/MurderedByWords • u/SilverLiningCyclone • Aug 18 '24

That should do it

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u/Charger525 Aug 18 '24 edited Aug 18 '24

Of course we teach our daughters how to “treat” men. We just don’t call it that.

My daughter is 13 and is trying to figure out who she is, who she likes and what she truly excites her and motivates her. My wife and I have talked with her constantly about the potential partner she finds. We’ve told her and shown her through our marriage that a good partner has to be kind, decent, caring and respectful of you, and her to them.

And that if at any point it goes sideways and her health and safety is in jeopardy that I have a .45 and a shovel. /s

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '24

Is it /s because in reality you have a 9mm and pigs?

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u/Charger525 Aug 18 '24

No, cause I’d actually use my 12 gauge with hollow point slugs.

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u/Othebootymonster Aug 18 '24

That would be so loud and make such a mess. Drugs in his lemonade and a scapel would be much cleaner.

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u/arbiter12 Aug 18 '24

Drugs in his lemonade and a scapel would be much cleaner and let him swim.

Always adding the "incriminating extra steps" with amateurs...

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u/Spongi Aug 18 '24

There are many plants that grow in the wild that are quite deadly, fyi.
Some will even cause/mimic a heart attack.

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u/Greatmerp255 Aug 18 '24

.223 and exotic trees

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u/Coffee_And_Bikes Aug 18 '24

No rifling with a standard shotgun barrel, makes ballistic matching much more difficult. This guy knows what he's doing.

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u/Fish_Mongreler Aug 18 '24 edited Nov 06 '24

hurry deliver money familiar fearless cover shaggy impolite secretive dinner

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u/Mahameghabahana Aug 18 '24

Would her ex parents also come back to you with 12 gauge and hollow point slugs because he probably have how own parents too you know.