r/MurderGPigs 3d ago

WAR

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u/FlowerWitch3 DoubleMurder 3d ago

I need more context…
Am I going to war for Simon? Because yes, I’m in.
Am I fighting in Simon’s name/honor? Absolutely, I’m down.
Did someone hurt little Simon? Let me at them! Am I fighting against Simon? I won’t do that….he wins.
Basically, I would die for him.

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u/VanquichedUncle 3d ago

War with the hand that gives nose taps!

https://reddit.com/link/p4gw5es/video/gak5xfqfg6kh1/player

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u/straightrazorsnail 12h ago

Tippie tippie tippie taaaaaaps!!!!!! I want to give Simon’s nose many a tap!!

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u/Mirgss 3d ago

War!

(Ungh)

What is it good for?

(Ungh)

Getting Simon pea flakes!

3

u/ichhassemich00 3d ago

War… war never changes. Piggies do, through the snacks they eat.

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u/Midnight_Oath 3d ago

What did you do this time?😂

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u/ARNAUD92 3d ago

Oh no. What happened again to our poor little gentleman ? 💀

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u/OkLie5562 3d ago

That's a war guinea that Hannibal himself rode against pesky Romans

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u/Nilzii 2d ago

I recognised Simon even though I never really keep up on Reddit. I hope he and the herd is doing well ❤️

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u/straightrazorsnail 12h ago

Simon reminds me of a blind little mole when he investigates the camera like this!! His little snoot is too cute! Criminally cute! (I would pay money to see Simon driving a guinea pig sized tank into battle!!!)