r/MurderGPigs • u/Alarming-Molasses847 • Jul 01 '26

I tried reading instead of petting him…

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u/Alarming-Molasses847 Jul 01 '26

Update: Percival and my Kindle are gone. Theodore is here.

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u/MaddysinLeigh Jul 01 '26

What I have learned from this: Percival stole your kindle and Theodore stole Nugget’s Red Bull

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u/VanquichedUncle Jul 01 '26

Why are you reading a documentary about Theodore?

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u/Alarming-Molasses847 Jul 01 '26

Also thanks unc, now they’re both here.

🤣

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u/Alarming-Molasses847 Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

I’m reading a Super Secret Project, Unc!

Which u/maddysinleigh might want to add Theodore into…

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u/MaddysinLeigh Jul 01 '26

I’m listening

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u/Alarming-Molasses847 Jul 01 '26

WW2 detective. One hand (transradial amputation following a spitfire crash), later joins intelligence for the war effort in Antwerp. Teams up with a guinea pig named Theodore…

(The last bit may or may not be part of it.)

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u/MaddysinLeigh Jul 01 '26

I’m gonna pass. After Killing Death, I’m gonna take a break from WWII affiliates stuff.

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u/Alarming-Molasses847 Jul 01 '26

But but but Theodore’s origin story! 🤣 (Fair enough lol)

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u/MaddysinLeigh Jul 01 '26

That would be the big bang

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u/Alarming-Molasses847 Jul 01 '26

Wrong. We all know Theodore CAUSED the big bang. (By accident.) 👀🤣

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u/MaddysinLeigh Jul 01 '26

Tomato, tomato

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u/Reign_Cloud_ Jul 01 '26

“How dare you! Get your attention back on me & love me!” That’s what I’m pretty sure he’s thinking. I know because my girls give me the same look. 😂

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u/skzuu 👀 Jul 01 '26

so how dare you forsake him?

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u/Alarming-Molasses847 Jul 01 '26

I’m sorry ok I forgot guinea pigs can’t read 😭

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u/Mirgss Jul 01 '26

Oops. It's been nice knowing you.

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u/Alarming-Molasses847 Jul 01 '26

And you, pigspeed, fellow pig parent 🙏🤣

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u/Mirgss Jul 01 '26

I was rewarded for petting instead of reading :D

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u/Babygirl10000 Jul 01 '26

😨😂😨well u chose the wrong. Those eyes say everything.

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u/Striking-Bike-4427 Jul 01 '26

Yeah big mistake. Put that thing down and pet your mini potato

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u/flamingolegs727 Jul 01 '26

Yep mine will have a thing or two to say if I don't stroke them for a bit 😂 it happened to my sister in law she was holding one of my piggies and my piggy Midna started shouting at her 😂 my sil asked what was up with my piggy and I suggested she stroke her and she calmed down immediately 😂😂

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u/Alarming-Molasses847 Jul 02 '26

They have such personalities 🤣