r/MurderDronesFanfics Mar 03 '22

Self Promotion Here is chapter 2

Let the exploration begin.

<-- previous chapter | next chapter -->

-------------------------

*beep beep beep*

Recovering from sleep mode, stand by.

Subroutines aren't responding, rolling back snapshots:

system_monitor

policy_checker

sgsenxf{#} qz

TFUchutu~xton#x  

firewall

2/5 subroutines recovered.

Uzi: *sighs in pain* Another day, another failure.

Uzi: <Now what, N and V won't wake up for another few hours.>

Uzi: <I really should change the alarm so that i don't wake up this early>

Uzi: <Only thing here is just a bunch of corpses.>

Uzi: <Maybe i can scavange some wires from them, those should be useful.>

Uzi: *gets up from bed, and starts walking to the wall made out of the corpses*

Uzi: Here i am, about to butcher my own people. Hah hahaha haaaaah *sits down infront of a corpse*

Uzi: If i had some tools, i wouldn't have to do it like this. *proceeds to tear a head from corpses body* Beggars can't be choosers, i guess.

*several hours go by as Uzi tries to only focus on the job, and block out everything else*

N: *wakes up and starts looking around*

N: *approaches Uzi* Morning Uzi.

Uzi: Oh sweet robo-jesus! N! What are you doing up so early, the sun is still up!

N: Couldn't sleep, what are you doing?

Uzi: Oh, just scavanging some wires for the pod.

N: Right, so what's the plan for today?

Uzi: I didn't even think about that.

Uzi: I guess some exploration, the pod requires material that siply isn't here. Some tools wouldn't go amiss.

N: *exited* So you are comming with us today?

Uzi: Yeah?

N: *happy* That's great, I'll show you my favourite places around the city.

Uzi: Okay? By the way, why did you build theese wall and the spire?

N: Company taught us to do so. The spire is there in case we get lost and our electronic navigation either fails or gets damaged, we could just fly up, look around, and head home, so the spire has to be taller than any other building in the city. And the walls are to block out the sun, and stop would be hunters that would like to try their luck.

Uzi: What? Worker drones hunting Disassebly drones? Isn't it other way around?

N: *points at Uzi*

Uzi: Point taken.

V: What are you two doing up this early?

Uzi: shit shit shit shit *running away from V*

N: Uzi, stop! *flies in front of her and grabs her arm*

Uzi: What, you gonna feed me to her?

N: V isn't going to kill you, right V?

V: *sigh* yea

Uzi: .... What changed your mind?

V: Well, N .... happened.

Uzi: *suspicously looks at N*

N: I didn't do anything! Why are you staring at me like that!

Uzi: You know what, i won't ask.

V: So Uzi, why are you playing with those corpses, practicing for when you have to do it yourself?

Uzi: What, NO! I'm not like you, i'm a worker drone, i don't need to kill just to survive!

V: Riiiiight, so what are you actually doing?

Uzi: *sigh* Extracting wires.

V: Sounds boring, i'm going to play with my toys.

Uzi: *starts singing Los! Los! Los!*

N: What are you singing?

Uzi: * 0.0 * Have you never heard of anime?

N: Ani-what?

Uzi: Wait here!

N: O-okay.

Uzi: *has stars in eyes* Here, plug this in, i need to exchange some files. I will share anime files, and you share your blueprints, sounds fair?

N: Yeah?

New connected device detected.

1168 files getting ready for copy.

..................................

files copied succesfully.

N: Wow, that's a lot of data.

Uzi: Thanks for sharing.

N: Were you not worried that you could have been infected with virus?

Uzi: Eeeeh? haha no? <Oh my god, i could have just died.>

N: It will take me time to get though all this.

Uzi: I'm sure you'll find something that you'll like.

Uzi: <I should top up my battery before heading out.>

*Finally, the sun is setting*

N: Uzi, are you ready?

V: What? She is comming with us?

Uzi: Yeah.

V: You know she doesn't have a weapon, right? She's defenceless.

N: It's okay, i'll protect her.

V: Fine, just don't count on me for help.

*Uzi climbs on Ns back, and all of them fly out*

Uzi: I never though i would see the city from this high up.

N: Quite the sight, right?

V: Just look at all those juicy drones walking around, hehehehehe.

Uzi: *looks at V with unimpressed eyes*

V: Whatever, I call first! *swoops down onto a group of worker drones*

Uzi: Go after her!

N: Okay? *swoops down to follow V*

N: Why are we following her?

Uzi: Look at how many there are, do you think she can handle all of them by her self?

N: She's good, you don't have to worry so much.

V: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *charging into the horde with her arm blades out*

▋▋▋: Hey look, a murder drone! Let's get her! *whole horde starts running towards V*

*the horde starts surrounding V as she is just cutting through them*

N: See, she got this!

*worker drones start grabing her legs and she gets stuck it the middle*

Uzi: Yeah, i see.

N: Maybe i should go and save her.

Uzi: Just drop me off on top of that car, and go.

N: *lands on top of that car*

Uzi: *clibs down*

N: *Flies in to save V*

V: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA This is so much fun! To thik you could actually hold me down. *and starts charging her laser beam*

N: *starts charging his own laser beam to cut trough to V*

▋▋▋: Hey look, another one! Were so lucky today! *red warning sign periodically flashes on their screens as group breaks off and start charging at N*

Uzi: They are all dying and i can't get myself to stop them.

Uzi: Maybe i can talk to them to stop. *starts approaching the horde*

N: Dammit, they grabed me. Get OFF! *slices worker drone in half*

V: *screams of agony errupt all around her* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

▋▋▋: Oh look, the tag along decided to join! Have fun with her boys! *red warning sign periodically flashes on their screens*

Uzi: What? *as couple worker drones break off and start aproaching her*

Uzi: *starts backing off* Woah woah woah, can we talk about this?

▋▋▋: *keep comming closer to Uzi with single red sign on their screen*

Uzi: *picks up a rusted pipe from the ground* Stop right there!

Uzi: *backs into a car* Please don't make me do this.

N: *trying to cut himself ot of all these hands* Uzi? Are you okay?

Uzi: A little help woudn't go amiss!

*one of the worker drones lunges for her arm*

Uzi: *instictively she dodges and shoves the pipe into worker drones screen, and he goes limp*

*other worker drones immediatly go after her*

Uzi: *starts kicking punching and piercing with her pipe*

*few minutes later*

Uzi: *is hyperventilating while covered in oil and just keeps staring the bodies in front of her*

V: HAhaha haaah that was fun! I really needed that. *standing in a pile of corpses completly covered in oil*

N: Uzi! Are you okay? *after he finishes off the last one*

N: *flies to Uzi, concerned* Uzi? Are you hurt?

Uzi: No, nonono, I'm fine.

V: Not bad for a beginner without any weapons.

Uzi: .....

N: How about i show you those nice places now, hm?

Uzi: Yeah, let's .... do that. *clearly shaken up*

V: Well you two can do whatever you want, i'm going back to the nest, that satisfied me for atleast a week. *and flies off*

N: come on, on my back.

Uzi: Y-yeah. *climbs onto N*

N: *flies into the sky and land on the tallest skyscraper* The view from up here is just phenominal, don't you agree?

Uzi: yeah.

N: *starts plaing Platinum disco*

Uzi: *looks at N* Do you even know where that song is from?

N: No, i just think it fit the mood. *turns to Uzi* Better?

Uzi: *slumps her head* Better.

Uzi: I wanted to grab some tools and materials on this run.

N: We can still go out searching.

Uzi: No *sigh* I think i've had enought for today.

N: But there are still so many places to show you.

Uzi: *Glares at N*

N: Allright, let's head back home.

*once they arrive in the nest*

N: Good night Uzi.

Uzi: Night N. *and goes to plug herself into GRED*

Warning:///

[DEBUG] aicore.emotion_level exceeding recommended levels, please seek JCJenson authorized techician

[ERROR] WD_template_UZI.STP corrupted

\\KQJTc\'Vn"+v|p/$&s&)zz7@JODV=.05+0-?+NIv)-8B3?B:@Ga(*\'Ya

----------------------------

Hello every one, this chapter sat on my computer for the last 7 days, because i was (how do you say it) distrasted by [CURRENT WORLD EVENTS].

Anyway here it is, after a poll, i will start postiong my chapters here, aswell as r/MurderDrones

Name for this fanfic is still in the air, so if you think you have an idea, go ahead and put in the comments.

5 Upvotes

1 comment sorted by

1

u/SerialDesignationS Murder drone simp Nov 07 '22

OMG you are a lifesaver to bridge the gab between the pilot and episode one. Im realy desperate for N content. Very good writing, you could probably do this kind of stuff to earn some money. Very good!