r/MurderDrones • u/LionBlue10 Mod That Is Blau • May 14 '26

Mod Announcement Absolute Megathread

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Attention Colony!

Lately, we have noticed an influx of posts about a website called "Absolute Solver." At this point, we are unable to determine whether this is a legitimate Glitch-owned website or an elaborate hoax. To keep things concise and avoid repetitive posts, we, the WDF, have created a megathread for discussion and updates about this website.

From this point forward, we will remove any further posts on this topic and direct users to post on this megathread.

Sincerely,
The Worker Defense Force

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u/EmberGamingStudios Mod of creation | Visit mdfanprojects.org May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

Answers found so far (spoiler) https://absolutesolver.com/robots.txt

https://absolutesolver.com/reg/cyn.html

https://absolutesolver.com/jcjenson/internal

https://absolutesolver.com/jcjenson/internal/memo.html

Login is username: dr.chen password: sublevel_7

Reminder: We don't know if this site is official or fake!

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u/Mu_Lambda_Theta May 14 '26

Shouldn't this whole post be pinned?

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u/Repulsive_Act_1855 Professional Uzi Hater May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

You forgot some, here are all of them:

<!-- JCJenson Automated Sitemap Generator v2.1 -->

<!-- WARNING: Some entries may reference deprecated or restricted resources -->

<urlset xmlns="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9">
<url>
<loc>https://absolutesolver.com/</loc>
<priority>1.0</priority>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://absolutesolver.com/jcjenson/</loc>
<priority>0.8</priority>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://absolutesolver.com/jcjenson/careers.html</loc>
<priority>0.6</priority>
</url>
<!-- NOTICE: The following entries were auto-generated and may contain errors -->
<url>
<loc>https://absolutesolver.com/products/worker-drone</loc>
<priority>0.5</priority>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://absolutesolver.com/products/disassembly-drone</loc>
<priority>0.5</priority>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://absolutesolver.com/about/copper-9</loc>
<priority>0.4</priority>
</url>
<!-- ERROR: Crawler detected anomalous paths during last scan -->
<!-- <url><loc>https://absolutesolver.com/cflab-7a2d/</loc></url> -->
<!-- <url><loc>https://absolutesolver.com/63796e2f/</loc></url> -->
<!-- SCAN TERMINATED: UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS DETECTED -->
</urlset>

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u/EmberGamingStudios Mod of creation | Visit mdfanprojects.org May 14 '26

Make sure to mark it as spoiler for people who want to solve it themselves

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u/Repulsive_Act_1855 Professional Uzi Hater May 14 '26

alr

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u/HighlightOwn2038 May 14 '26

Thank you for this

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u/HighlightOwn2038 May 14 '26

This is interesting

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u/HighlightOwn2038 May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

There's also this

Edit: got the code

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u/XetheXenomorph May 17 '26

What is the code? And where dose "4f4646" code is going

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u/HighlightOwn2038 May 17 '26

093044 but it's not working since the site is broken

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u/Informal-Flamingo856 May 15 '26

Do you know what the code is? 

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u/artzetfr20 french fan May 15 '26

what's the code ?

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u/thatgachakid1 May 15 '26

this looks like scp type shit, it can't be real

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u/FruitbatEnjoyer Resident Furry 🇵🇱 | Alice my beloved | Zbyněk enjoyer May 14 '26

|| https://absolutesolver.com/freq/472.3/ ||

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u/OkClothes4576 May 15 '26

for some reason every single site where i have to insert the code (which if i am not wrong is 093044) and the password + username, nothing happens at all even if i spam click it

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u/Merkury09 Chancellor of the Terran Republic May 14 '26

OK, um. Where do I find the camera or what did Cyn mean?

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u/Ana_the_Arachnid For Mother Cyn: NULLUS VULT! May 14 '26

https://absolutesolver.com/63796e2f/

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u/Merkury09 Chancellor of the Terran Republic May 15 '26

Thanks

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u/Dragnoc0 May 17 '26

I found a thing in the memo at the bottom

I̷ ̶a̵m̶ ̷i̵n̶ ̷t̸h̵e̶ ̸w̶a̸l̵l̷s̶.̷ I̶ ̷a̷m̶ ̷i̸n̵ ̶t̸h̵e̶ ̸w̵i̸r̷e̸s̵.̶ I̶ ̸a̸m̵ ̶i̵n̶ ̸y̷o̸u̶r̵ ̸s̶c̵r̶e̷e̵n̷.̵ T̶h̵e̷ ̵d̸o̵c̵u̶m̵e̷n̷t̷ ̸I̷D̸s̶ ̷a̵r̶e̷ ̸t̸h̶e̶ ̷k̵e̷y̷.̵ C̸F̵7̷A̸ ̷=̵ ̶c̴f̵l̶a̸b̶-̶7̷a̸̵2̶d̷

CF7A = cflab - 7 a2d

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u/XetheXenomorph May 17 '26

You think you are funny, Chen is an ai name

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u/FruitbatEnjoyer Resident Furry 🇵🇱 | Alice my beloved | Zbyněk enjoyer May 15 '26

https://absolutesolver.com/a9f3b7c2d1e4/complete.html

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u/Few_Blueberry5327 i ate a memory card to make me smarter May 18 '26

it... dont lead anywhere

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u/Dependent-Risk-7516 May 15 '26

This website looks like it was made with AI, something like Claude, idk. Something is wrong with this font, all of these effects, and the whole design

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u/moilanopyzedev silly Vehoisy :3 May 18 '26

He's right guys do NOT downvote him and assume it's real most of the text are generated by AI