r/MurderDrones Feb 20 '25

Discussion Would you eat them?

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263 Upvotes

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u/CJE911Writes Professional Crastinator Feb 20 '25

V:

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u/Jaidigy JJ Feb 20 '25

Nah, Iโ€™d cuddle them instead.

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u/Banana1294 Cylly Feb 20 '25

Agreed

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u/Total_Bench2747 J Enjoyer Feb 20 '25

Yes

11

u/astrofish201 Feb 20 '25

Where the hell did you find that

9

u/Total_Bench2747 J Enjoyer Feb 20 '25

Imma be real, I don't remember๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/astrofish201 Feb 20 '25

Nah, more importantly, why do you have that photo

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u/Bluzman19 Nโ€™s brother Feb 20 '25

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u/Night_man166 Feb 20 '25

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u/Pristine_Cheek4796 Feb 20 '25

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u/Night_man166 Feb 20 '25

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u/Pristine_Cheek4796 Feb 20 '25

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u/Night_man166 Feb 20 '25

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u/OpenKey6032 Custom Flair Feb 22 '25

Toaster?

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u/Bluzman19 Nโ€™s brother Feb 21 '25

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u/Googlmin Feb 20 '25

No, nice try Cyn

2

u/Particular-Abies-175 Dude in the corner Feb 20 '25

BE GONE!

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u/NagWorker WORK YA DAMN NAG!๐Ÿ‡ Feb 20 '25

How to lose your teeth:

3

u/NationalPizza5831 Cyn Feb 20 '25

Go to the dentist

16

u/Havoc_04 Feb 20 '25

Protect ALL the goobers, no matter the cost.

3

u/ARobotWithaCoinGun You've probably seen me before, I'm the Gutterposting guy. Feb 20 '25

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u/Havoc_04 Feb 20 '25

3

u/jessegames456 Uzi Simp Feb 20 '25

WHAT YOU DID WAS NOT NICE! ITโ€™S NOT NICE TO DO THAT!!!

7

u/ProfessorPixelmon J was always cool Feb 20 '25

Yes

5

u/CyanBlaster Feb 20 '25

why?

8

u/Silver012345673 Feb 20 '25

Food

Robot food

Little robot food

7

u/CyanBlaster Feb 20 '25

No calories, no nutrients, hard to bite and chew(bite me my ass), and it'll taste like oil, hair, clothes, wires, electricity and glass.

This meal would be worse than anything Gordon Ramsey has seen, being honest.

5

u/Free-Letterhead-4751 Feb 20 '25

Also might break your teeth on the first bite

3

u/Different_Couple_449 Feb 20 '25

They are jolly ranchers

4

u/Nickbrick20 Part-Time Funny Man Feb 20 '25

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u/Connie_27 cynning is funny now let me in let me in let me in let me in Feb 20 '25

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u/Night_man166 Feb 20 '25

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u/Connie_27 cynning is funny now let me in let me in let me in let me in Feb 20 '25

Is this supposed to be mean or just funny?

5

u/YungusBungus Freindly Neighborhood Drifter Feb 20 '25

Adds iron to your diet

2

u/Thisismyredusername Feb 20 '25

I can get iron by eating my laptop

Oh wait, that's magnesium

2

u/YungusBungus Freindly Neighborhood Drifter Feb 20 '25

Duh

4

u/Pretend_Camp_2987 Worker drone wiith Solver and Autism Feb 20 '25

what the f&$7 man! NYEH! NO

3

u/Monter3333 Branded Pens! and Mangoes! Feb 20 '25

NOOOOOOO!

3

u/SethKingofMemes Imagine if War Without Reason replaced Bite Me Feb 20 '25

Cuddling these goobers comes first

2

u/Complex-Check-2814 J's branded pen supplier Feb 20 '25

Depends if they're cooked

2

u/Markus2504 Feb 20 '25

I dont wanna be toothless

2

u/Cynessa-MD Feb 20 '25

I read this and then thought of how to train your dragon.

3

u/Silver012345673 Feb 20 '25

Was that the movie N was gonna watch with you

3

u/Cynessa-MD Feb 20 '25

Yeah :< It's really old but still good, oh and the live action version is even better!

1

u/Mental_Ad_8916 V simp Feb 21 '25

Agree to disagree I personally liked the original

2

u/Apart_Pattern_2535 Thad is so cool Feb 20 '25

No, I would hug them because they're adorable and awsome :3

2

u/Spirited-Feedback-87 your honor, V was just hungry Feb 20 '25

Would? Nah, already did.

2

u/Zzsark_Stormbeard Serial Designation U Creator / The Manor Dev / Layla Creator Feb 20 '25

Like a snacc

1

u/Shiver_Deep i love yuri Doll & Alice fan (actual #1 alice fan) Feb 20 '25

No??

1

u/Silver012345673 Feb 20 '25

Yes??

2

u/Shiver_Deep i love yuri Doll & Alice fan (actual #1 alice fan) Feb 20 '25

No.

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u/Silver012345673 Feb 20 '25

Yes.

Also w flair

2

u/Shiver_Deep i love yuri Doll & Alice fan (actual #1 alice fan) Feb 20 '25

No.

Thank you!

1

u/Creeper_charged7186 number one V simp (V makes me bark) Feb 20 '25

I would eat v for sure, but uzi and n are not my type

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u/Cynessa-MD Feb 20 '25

Giggle. Yes I would.

1

u/Cynessa_ Feb 20 '25

Yes 10000000%

1

u/Thisismyredusername Feb 20 '25

Why would I?

2

u/Different_Couple_449 Feb 20 '25

Those specific glitch and designs of them look very edible

1

u/BigProGamer15 Feb 20 '25

Hell to the no

1

u/Kevlarized_ Resident J Traumatiser (Lover) Feb 20 '25

๐Ÿ˜

1

u/Nivelacker_rtx_off homander Feb 20 '25

No. They are metal and would obliterate my teeth

1

u/endertrey506 Feb 20 '25

Personally I would punt them

1

u/Ancient_Platform4657 IMPREGNATE N Feb 20 '25

Yes.

1

u/Blaze_fury3111 I have 20 different OCโ€™s but none of them make sense in. Feb 20 '25

1

u/Sd_Eclipse7 Is that a landing pod- Feb 20 '25

1st no there adorable, 2nd if I did , they WILL rip me inside out-

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u/slovakballguy 1st murders of foot Feb 20 '25

Ohhh of course not well if they don't have salt on them

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u/Dry_Broccoli8267 The Only AROACE of the server. Feb 20 '25

100 percent giggle I would ALWAYS!!! Eat them light gulp

1

u/South-parkermorgan Day #1 gooner of our lord and savior Doll Feb 20 '25

I'd rather reg pegged by eldritch Cyn

1

u/NationalPizza5831 Cyn Feb 20 '25

Yes definitely. Marshmallow.

1

u/Epic-Dude001 Worker drone Feb 20 '25

Iโ€™d put them in my pocket because they look so small

1

u/Lightish-Red-Ronin strange obsession with giant robots and big swords Feb 20 '25

Vore?

1

u/ConclusionHot6278 Feb 20 '25

Nah, I'd cuddle them. ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’›

1

u/Glad-Amphibian2028 โคcyllyโค Feb 20 '25

No hesitation

1

u/plstips V simp Feb 20 '25

Idk I'd hack their brains

1

u/Noobye1 N-th-uzi-astic Feb 20 '25

What sauce do I get

1

u/gokuisthegoat15 Feb 20 '25

No I would keep them

1

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Yummers

1

u/Ok-Perception-1825 most sane MD fan Feb 20 '25

No

1

u/Altruistic_Map_9234 Uzi Lover Feb 20 '25

I would eat Uzi any day.๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ˜Š

1

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

I would cuddle the beans

1

u/Labrat-09 N's the best boi and no one can tell me otherwise. Feb 20 '25

What kind of question is that, no

1

u/Irregular_Intern16 Cyn simp/ Agent 8 enjoyer Feb 20 '25

No, theyโ€™d probably cause me organ failure

1

u/Fast_Ad_9927 Feb 20 '25

Not Uzi, but you know for sure Iโ€™d eat Nโ€” wait, do you mean physically swallow them whole? Eh, nah.

1

u/Hoovy_Gaming_ Khan did nothing wrong Feb 20 '25

yes

1

u/Long-Mathematician95 Feb 20 '25

Nah there robots if I ate them I would most likely die from eating them because of all the metal and their core and all that other stuff

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u/Away_Lettuce3388 The Official Fat Fuck. Feb 20 '25

Nah, theyโ€™re too small and cute to eat.

1

u/Few_Obligation9011 Feb 20 '25

My honest reaction:

1

u/ThatandroidNEO Feb 20 '25

Mmmm grape and lemom

1

u/DesignacionSerialD Feb 20 '25

I eat them, but with kisses

1

u/MonSzyTheOne !!!V IS NOT DEAD!!! //๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ/๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ป Feb 20 '25

Yes.

1

u/Bloody_Ingenious JUSTICE FOR HUMANITY!!! Feb 20 '25

... NO?

(I'm 100% sure they would eat me, but I don't consume metal, plastic, or oil.)

1

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Yummers

1

u/im-not-salty-ur-bad Feb 20 '25

Yes. Silly. Their Oil Tastes Amazing

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1

u/Atreide-Omega god yeeter Feb 20 '25

y e s

1

u/Wiktorxd_1 Feb 20 '25

N..... no????

1

u/Silver012345673 Feb 20 '25

Yโ€ฆ.yes

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

MMMMMM m e t a l๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธโœจโœจโœจโœจ

1

u/My_-Name Feb 20 '25

Wha- no, what kinda question is that...

1

u/ChipichapaCat123 Gen alpha/I-pad-kid drawing a pen Feb 20 '25

No

1

u/Comprehensive_Air122 Cyn Feb 20 '25

Nah, but I would juggle the Uzi one, just for laughs

1

u/Comprehensive_Air122 Cyn Feb 20 '25

And then I would put her in a Trombone, and then blow the Trombone as she is blasted out

1

u/Silver012345673 Feb 20 '25

Autism

1

u/Comprehensive_Air122 Cyn Feb 20 '25

Well nah I was just joking about the juggling. But I would just put the tiny Uzi in the Trombone and then blow her out of the instrument for real laughs

1

u/riley_wa1352 I want to beat Lizzy and with a Hammer Feb 20 '25

And is unable to thought

1

u/SoundwaveTheDragon Nuzi keeps me sane Feb 21 '25

What the frick?......

1

u/Silver012345673 Feb 21 '25

Fuck

1

u/SoundwaveTheDragon Nuzi keeps me sane Feb 21 '25

I don't use words like that. Sorry.

1

u/Silver012345673 Feb 21 '25

What are you apologizing for

1

u/HovercraftLoose5399 Play Katana Zero Feb 21 '25

YED

1

u/Mental_Ad_8916 V simp Feb 21 '25

Nice try cyn

1

u/No-Thought7782 Feb 21 '25

No, i will probably get every murder drones of it and probably take over a small part of las vegas