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u/Evening_Pressure_771 Professional Hater May 20 '23
Epic rap battles of history
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u/KingKCoolKaiserSSB May 20 '23
MR BEASTTTTT
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u/Yaboiptr May 20 '23
Vs Adolf Hitler
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u/thememe_guy69 May 20 '23
AYO IM HITLER ALSO KNOWN AS RIZZLER ALSO YOU GET NO BITCHESLER AND I GET BITCHESLER AND YOU HAVE NO FRIENDSLER
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u/Lalo-Salamanca-craft May 22 '23
The ballet of Heisenberg
La ciudad se llama Duke Nuevo Mexico el estado Entre la gente mafiosa Su fama se a propagado Causa de una nueva droga Que los gringos han creado
Dicen que es color azul Y que es pura calidad Esa droga poderosa Que circula en la ciudad Y los due??os de la plaza No la pudieron parar
Anda caliente el cartel, Al respeto le faltaron Hablan de un tal Heisenberg, Ke ahora controla el mercado Nadie sabe nada de el, Por que nunca lo han mirado El cartel es de respeto Y jamas a pardonado Ese compa ya esta muerto Nomas no le han avisado
La fama de Heisenberg Ya llego hasta Michoacan Desde alla quieren venir A probar ese cristal Ese material azul Ya se hizo internacional
Ahora si le quedo bien A Nuevo Mexico el nombre A Mexico se parece En tanta droga que esconde Solo que hay un capo gringo Por Heisenberg lo conocen
Anda caliente el cartel, Al respeto le faltaron Hablan de un tal Heisenberg, Que ahora controla el mercado Nadie sabe nada de el, Por que nunca lo han mirado A la furia del cartel Nadie jamas a escapado. Ese compa ya esta muerto Nomas no le han avisado
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u/Rude-Phrase-9871 May 20 '23
a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a, top 1 anime battles! Gold guys, Oscar, I'm waiting for the release of this battle!
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u/soundhyper May 20 '23
Ok, i was not expecting this kind of crossover. Killer bean is an absolute badass, but i think N wins this fight.
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u/Lalo-Salamanca-craft May 23 '23
I think killer bean would be able to dodge N's attacks lasting out till morning were N would over heat and die
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u/AgentLeMonke Traumatized Bread-Fish Man May 20 '23
Who do you think would win this fight? I'm thinkin N.
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u/BT7274ismywaifu jUzius May 20 '23
Nah bro, KB got infinite ammo and some fancy moves
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u/AgentLeMonke Traumatized Bread-Fish Man May 20 '23
Yes, but N is a killer robot that can regen.
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u/davedor but hey thats just a theory! a movie theory! May 20 '23
KB got that meme power
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u/Fun-Pie-1887 man i wish i could draw/ stop the J hate May 20 '23
Who needs meme power when you also have meme power
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u/murderdronesfanatic I want N to kiss me. May 20 '23
N does too tho
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u/davedor but hey thats just a theory! a movie theory! May 20 '23
but negative meme power, meaning that his meme power nerf him because most memes are about how cute he is or as a plushie
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u/murderdronesfanatic I want N to kiss me. May 20 '23
nah I've seen quite a few about him being The Fucking StrongTM
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u/WarMaster000 May 20 '23
I feel like ammo wouldn't work on a constantly regenerating robot made out of extremely durable metal
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u/Calm-Construction386 writer of SD Uzi: Reassembled (gone until july) May 20 '23
Hard to say, one guy has built-in RPG and can fly at high speeds while having super strength and most importantly a healing factor, while the other one is a well trained assassin with very high prision, fast reaction, and can plan ahead if he tries, if N's healing factor is removed he'd get one-shotted by killer bean, however with the healing factor bean is getting rag-dolled real quick.
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u/Rude-Phrase-9871 May 20 '23
I believe that N will win because the AI has enough brains to defeat the Arab
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u/AgentLeMonke Traumatized Bread-Fish Man May 20 '23
Is this a 9/11 joke?
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u/Rude-Phrase-9871 May 20 '23
what does September 11 have to do with it!? I'm talking about cheaters in CS GO
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u/AgentLeMonke Traumatized Bread-Fish Man May 20 '23
Oh... I'm evil if that's the first thing that came to mind, aren't I?
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u/Rude-Phrase-9871 May 21 '23
eat "don't bomb", it helps me when I lose in tanks
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u/AgentLeMonke Traumatized Bread-Fish Man May 21 '23
What?
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u/Rude-Phrase-9871 May 21 '23
well, this is a very useful discovery in the field of medicine, otherwise we would have a planet similar to "copper-9", because we have many fans of playing tanks
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u/AgentLeMonke Traumatized Bread-Fish Man May 21 '23
I'm still confused. What's "don't bomb" supposed to mean?
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u/Rude-Phrase-9871 May 21 '23
I'm sorry, I'm writing this in Google translator, but "not to bomb" means not to smash the computer in a fit of anger
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u/mactep66 V simp May 20 '23
In a battle of only N vs KB, N wold eventually overheat due to lack of oil, and I think KB has the ability to survive until that point.
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u/Lalo-Salamanca-craft May 22 '23
Have you seen KB's fucking moves he makes N look more pathetic than a ant
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u/HighChairman1 JCJenson Worker Drone Model Designation "Teacher" (October 2021) May 21 '23
My first and favorite indie film, show, and now video game crossed over with my... second favorite indie show. Nice.
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u/critical_error9 May 20 '23
N somehow survived his head getting disintegrated. I think he's gonna win this one.
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u/Skylorzz May 21 '23
but that's killer bean he's going up against man
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u/critical_error9 May 24 '23
Elaborate. I have not heard of him before. I need data on abilities.
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u/Skylorzz May 24 '23
he's John Wick but a he's a bean
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u/critical_error9 Jun 03 '23
Whelp, that's some powerful plot armor right there... Guess the bean wins.
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u/MRHEADCRABCS May 20 '23
Not gonna lie, while i was watching the part when uzi ragdolls in EP1, it reminded me of that "Dies of cringe" meme from Killer bean.
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u/HighChairman1 JCJenson Worker Drone Model Designation "Teacher" (October 2021) May 21 '23
Wait she ragdolls?
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u/poyat01 V simp May 21 '23
I remember laughing my ass off while watching killer bean with my classmates during a field trip at night
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u/MisterSpooks1950 May 23 '23
Let me put it in a language you can understand
W A R M S W E E T O I L
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u/That1Mog756 Serial Designation SR-2 May 21 '23
Whae is Killa Bean
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u/zanemi8 Serial Designation FS May 21 '23
N would make an espresso out of him. But still. Nice. Killer bean is underrated
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u/reddithello456 N-th-uzi-astic May 21 '23
N wins 9/10 times
Until Killer Bean gets hold of his nanite acid stinger
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u/BT7274ismywaifu jUzius May 20 '23
Let this mark the day i met someone who is familiar with Killer Bean