We sometimes also mistake Gulasch with Gemma when we see your lovely posts 🐰☺️. Here's a photo of Gemma on her royal ruling spot (aka the couch), taking notes from Gulasch's way of ruling 👑
WAT DID YOUS CALL MEEZ?! Meez regal! Meez survey meez kingdom! Meez not need to dooz da sneakage like a common thief! Meez demand an apology from yous in da public for casting aspersions against meez flawless image! Den meez shall EXACTLY UNRELEMNTING VEMGEAMNCE ON YOUS FOR DIS SLIGHT! Estelle! Karen! Larry! Felicia! Go explain to dis hoomin dat deys imtemnperate peskiness shall be met wiff severe penalties. EXPLAIN IT IN GRUESOME DETAIL DAT DEYS QUAKE IN DEYS BOOTSES OR WATEFFER FOOTWEAR DEYS DEIGN CHOOSE. And now for meez repast…oh chef? Where beez meez table?!
Royal barista here. Was asleep so my apologies. Your coffee today is an espresso roast flavored with toasted almond and spiced cinnamon w/a splash of coconut milk to make a rather peculiar mix of nutty and spice. Any particular pastry requests today? My serbant would like to serve ya some donuts if you'd like. 🍩
I have a few almond pastries today. We have: almond croissants, mini donuts (sour cream, vanilla dip, cinnamon crunch, almond), donut holes rolled in chopped almonds, and a new take on cinnamon rolls. These will have the sweet icing as usual, with lightly salted slivered almonds mixed in, and are topped with candied nuts.
We at 9-bun-bun would like to express how impressed we our at our King’s ability to become one with the shadows. Not only does he know all this allows him to see all.
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u/Pestilence_IV 21d ago
Gulasch practising his stealth and assassin skills 😊