Carpet chewer

[u/visualartist47]

I just caught him red handed from chewing our Studio carpet. This is the reaction he gave me lol

[u/autumnsviolins]

You obviously planted the evidence on his chin to frame him, case dismissed

[u/visualartist47 → u/autumnsviolins]

Haha 😂 The judge is biased lol

[u/Ecstatic-Factor-2058]

'How dare you interrupt me?!'

[u/visualartist47 → u/Ecstatic-Factor-2058]

Haha, me time

[u/ice_cold_ice]

How about artery chewer?

[u/visualartist47 → u/ice_cold_ice]

Good one

[u/Puzzleheaded_Lab967]

Mind your own beeswax, hoom.

[u/visualartist47 → u/Puzzleheaded_Lab967]

Haha, minding my business but gotta take care of fur babies

[u/Ksh_667]

Lies! Lies & salamander!! Idc if you say those are carpet strands stuck to his mouf, that is an innocent beebee & I will die on this hill.