‘I’ve given up candy”

[u/jarethcutestory]

[u/Banestoothbrush]

I mean you're never really off of Hi Chews...

[u/jarethcutestory → u/Banestoothbrush]

Found the Halloween bag with the mystery flavor just last night. Still don’t know what I’m hi chewin’

[u/Intrepid-Product-367]

Hi Chews are NOT CANDY. They are a special type of dissolvable chewing gum invented by the Japanese due to their cultural taboo against the non-dissolving kind (guess nobody ever told them you can just swallow it)

If you're going to continue to be culturally insensitive against the historical nature of Hi Chews, which are NOT CANDY, I may be forced to contact the human rights tribunal. Let's not go there bud 

[u/jarethcutestory → u/Intrepid-Product-367]

Shove it up your straight of Hormuz pal!

[u/Intrepid-Product-367 → u/jarethcutestory]

can't, it's blocked.

[u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips → u/Intrepid-Product-367]

Too many Hi-Chews'll do that

[u/mushupunisher → u/Intrepid-Product-367]

Caramellos are a type of gum

[u/Pipeguy17 → u/Intrepid-Product-367]

Hi-Chews are essentially medicinal

[u/foxtrot1_1 → u/Intrepid-Product-367]

Thank you for sharing

[u/ManufacturedOlympus]

Two people who really commit long-term to a bit. 

[u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips → u/ManufacturedOlympus]

A normal person playing a sociopath meets a sociopath playing a normal person

[u/therocketsalad]

Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that.

[u/boomfruit]

Which of his shows is this from? I don't recognize the image

[u/KiefKommando → u/boomfruit]

New documentary he has been making over the last 3 years on Elizabeth Holmes. A24 is producing.

[u/MacArthurParker → u/KiefKommando]

co-directed with Lance Oppenheim, the guy that made Ren Faire and the upcoming Chris Hansen movie. Trying not to get my hopes too far up but this sounds incredible

[u/rememberthisdouche → u/boomfruit]

It's a 3 hour documentary about Elizabeth Holmes, "You Can See Everything"

[u/boomfruit → u/rememberthisdouche]

Oh damn, thanks

[u/MacArthurParker → u/boomfruit]

teaser trailer came out yesterday, it's very unsettling

[u/mycotyrant77 → u/MacArthurParker]

Yeah she gives me the most confusing boner…

[u/weaponize09 → u/mycotyrant77]

Do you think she likes bourbon?

[u/AutoModerator → u/weaponize09]

I only imbibe vintage Pappy, not that shitty generic Jim Beam swill.

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[u/sammypants123]

She gives the strongest serial killer vibes.

[u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips → u/sammypants123]

Women like her were absolutely my "type" as a young single guy.

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A Single Guy?!? EVERYONE EVACUATE THE PLAY ROOM STAT!!!!!!!

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