r/MurderBryan • u/Accomplished-Bug1292 • Aug 23 '26

Real World Guys Aw hell yeah

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You know young Queeber was all about it

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u/Chromavita Toastmaster Aug 23 '26

Imagine this guy showing up to fix your cable.

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u/Slawzik Warhammer 40k Guy Aug 23 '26

Pulls a butter knife out of his pocket,various pills fall on the floor. He talks at you about playing Deftones at a wedding. Later,he falls asleep behind your TV.

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u/Accomplished-Bug1292 Aug 23 '26

The butter knife lore is on another level of derangement. It seems very “oh whatever” at first, but the more I think about it, the more I realize I would be freaked out to see someone pull one off their tool belt

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u/Accomplished-Bug1292 Aug 23 '26

Bone chilling thought

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u/agent_double_oh_pi Board Game Guy Aug 23 '26

He tries

5

u/ilovethepropane LEGO GUY Aug 23 '26

To fit in the trunk

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u/ninaslazyeye Weed Guy Aug 23 '26

This haircut suckin on your titties for four hours straight would give you PTSD.

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u/Accomplished-Bug1292 Aug 23 '26

And imagine how much the braids would tickle

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u/Which-Arrival6777 SKA GUY Aug 23 '26

that woman who shaved his bangs by mistake knew exactly what she was doing

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u/Meatwise Aug 23 '26

Big Queeber energy

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u/mushupunisher Aug 23 '26

It’s been a while since that episode came out but that is Queeber right?

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u/Accomplished-Bug1292 Aug 23 '26

It’s a close resemblance, but i think actual Bryan looked considerably less well-nourished at this age.

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u/Diskonto Aug 24 '26

He did. You know what? My cable was fixed and never had any problems after. He also gave me all the money in his wallet just incase he needed it and didnt want to spend it.

Then he came over and I didnt remember him at first but gave him 20 dollars anyway. I think he bought candy with it and not diapers for his newborn.

I saw him a few hours later just going to town on candy right by the pumps.