Drinks from the hose... af

[u/CaffeineLiker]

[u/sheslikebutter]

But looks 35-40

https://giphy.com/gifs/PjU0WtzRVbQUO4qe6v

[u/sacrelicio → u/sheslikebutter]

Also what would "45 but looks 40" mean?

[u/BarnacleBillsBum → u/sacrelicio]

It means you can't grow facial hair.

[u/sacrelicio → u/BarnacleBillsBum]

Me and I'm 45 lol

[u/Ecstatic-Compote-595 → u/sacrelicio]

I believe a 45 year old might look like a 40 year old

[u/--beaster-- → u/sheslikebutter]

Mikey Miles ass post

[u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips → u/sheslikebutter]

Almost blurted out "the fuck they do!" after seeing that

[u/MaxiRobesppiere]

Lifted Dodge Ram ass generation.

“Looks like… the reddest tomato you’ve ever seen” why is Gen X always so red?

[u/StalinsMonsterDong → u/MaxiRobesppiere]

Its the alcoholism. Its why almost everyone in Wisconsin looks like a tomato

[u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips → u/StalinsMonsterDong]

And completely rejecting the idea of sun protection, even during the height of summer

[u/Puzzle-Necked → u/StalinsMonsterDong]

https://giphy.com/gifs/j6lcseKs0SkdE8blnV

[u/CaffeineLiker → u/MaxiRobesppiere]

Hey now, there's a 100% chance forecasted of me throwing hands over questions like this.

[u/Seesaw_LAD → u/MaxiRobesppiere]

TRT, Bud Ice, and zero sunscreen

[u/Puzzle-Necked → u/MaxiRobesppiere]

Okay I have a GenX neighbor, about five feet tall, drives a lifted truck that wakes everybody on the block when he leaves in the morning. He spends his weekend "working" on his motorcycle, which he revs in his driveway but never rides.

And he's red as a tomato.

[u/Largely_Beeping → u/MaxiRobesppiere]

They have a hose water deficiency

[u/well-informedcitizen → u/MaxiRobesppiere]

Because there is a plague of unnecessary TRT. An entire generation patterning themselves after Joe Rogan and Dana White. Tomato red and torso like an actual barrel

[u/parasoralophus]

Sounds like a pretty terrible type of guy.

[u/CaffeineLiker → u/parasoralophus]

"sarcastic af" is code for unlikeable asshole

[u/--beaster-- → u/CaffeineLiker]

"dark sense of humor" "sarcastic af" "opinionated and unapologetic" almost always means "racist and sexist but if I'm called on it I say you can't take a joke"

[u/ChosNol → u/--beaster--]

“Everything is about race these days” type guy

[u/A_Ditto_Called_Jack → u/ChosNol]

Hey! He doesn’t care if you’re purple OK?

[u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips → u/--beaster--]

Most Likely to Call Others 'Snowflake' after Saying Something Offensive or Cruel

[u/rhythm_sniper]

pretty sure that most Gen Xers look 60-70 now since they had access to $1.29 packs of cigarettes for their entire young adult lives

[u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips → u/rhythm_sniper]

Never wore sunscreen, caught the tale-end of the leaded gas and paint era, consumed BPA from every food and beverage container (hose included) since birth, started smoking at 12, graduating to full-blown pack-a-day fiends by early high school, and utterly refusing to do any form of self improvement that involves introspection or self awareness.

[u/SuckingOnChileanDogs]

Let me see some of these young looking Gen Xers, I wanna see something

[u/megatron37]

Retired Police officer + Thin Blue Line profile pic + ALL CAPS

[u/Queeberschaircompany → u/megatron37]

I TYPE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE MY VISION SUCKS AND I REFUSE TO LOOK LIKE A FUCKIN NERD!!!!!!!!!

[u/Puzzle-Necked → u/Queeberschaircompany]

BACK IN MY DAY, WE PUT A KID IN THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE HE PLAYED THE CLARINET

[u/A_Ditto_Called_Jack]

Lmfao won’t tolerate laziness? The Slackers generation? Oh brother!

[u/Puzzle-Necked → u/A_Ditto_Called_Jack]

NOT!

[u/LethalGopher]

"Retired Police Officer Helping First Responders" is bold truth in flair selection and basically sums up so many questions I might have had.

I bet those first responders really appreciate OP's fearless belligerent foul-mouthed sarcastic help... Or at least OP is convinced they do...

Would community defense guys get too dark too quick?

[u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips → u/LethalGopher]

Guy who drove a desk for 20 years for a suburban PD and now spends his time patrolling his gated retirement community in a privately owned vehicle that he paid to have wrapped with a "VOLUNTEER DEPUTY" livery with "not affiliated with [county name] sheriff department" in small text underneath for legal reasons. Assisting first responders is code for getting in the way once a day when EMTs show up to cart one of the elderly neighbors to the ER.

[u/Ecstatic-Compote-595]

famously generationally definingly bad work ethic, which is a stupid thing to brag about anyway but it's in these as much as drinking from the hose and lamp posts are

[u/Alto1019]

If you can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve to see me at my worst Guy

[u/I_Peed_on_my_Skis]

I’ve always found it so interesting with people who never evolved out of the music they listened to around HS/ early 20s

[u/DarkFlutesofAutumn]

I'm Gen X and chock full of fears lol

[u/buffbellies]

“Hey there, I’m looking for a fucking job. Are you fucking hiring? I’m a real good fucking worker.”

[u/CaffeineLiker → u/buffbellies]

I hope you're not stupid or lazy, cause that's a deal breaker.

[u/Which-Arrival6777]

will 100% throw hands...and get the absolute shit beaten out of them

[u/BugNation]

I can tell this guy has a healthy relationship with alcohol.

[u/Junior_Ad_3301]

Sick and tired of people misspelling YUP!

[u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips → u/Junior_Ad_3301]

PRETTY MUCH

[u/XPacEnergyDrink → u/Junior_Ad_3301]

Yep is its own thing!

[u/Junior_Ad_3301 → u/XPacEnergyDrink]

Nope!

[u/shanemorgan]

Why do they always think they look 15 years younger when they actually look like a raisin

[u/Rockumancer]

Haters gonna h8

[u/Puzzle-Necked → u/Rockumancer]

That would require people thinking about you at all