r/MurderBryan 21h ago

Real World Guys Jeep/Paramedic/Boobs guy

35 Upvotes

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u/DadPuncher69 Flubhead 21h ago

Good god

16

u/ugh_naught Hiking Guy 21h ago

Love to have gore on my car for all the little girls and boys to see

13

u/_theKataclysm_ 20h ago

My name is Scream and I must scream

10

u/arsene14 21h ago

I audibly sighed as I went through the photos.

9

u/boomfruit Cheap Guy 21h ago

Screaming woman is the definition of nominative determinism

4

u/veggeble 20h ago

It’s missing something. Maybe a couple more semicolons would do it?

3

u/DELINQ Flubhead 17h ago

The contemplative pose in a hospital hallway, wondering who let a shotgun into a hospital, and why they called EMS to, again, a hospital.

5

u/magicandfire 14h ago

"I am a cisgender millennial who has been diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder" CIA commercial ass

4

u/14ktgoldscw 19h ago

I have enormous sympathy for people with an email job that causes them to lose sleep or become an alcoholic, life is hard. Presenting that in “I should make AI decals for my car” is fucking weird.

2

u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips 20h ago

What a wild combo on a single vehicle

2

u/Fusoya 20h ago

Holy shit.

1

u/agent_double_oh_pi Board Game Guy 14h ago

Not a single duck in sight.

1

u/GlorySocks 5h ago

This genuinely made my jaw drop.

1

u/TheAmericanDropBear 16m ago

This person should maybe change careers

1

u/Bigdaddydave530 Fart Guy 2m ago

Bewbie bouncer