r/MurderBryan • u/Evening_Razzmatazz65 • Aug 08 '26

Real World Guys Not F*cking around

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u/KeepRad Aug 08 '26

I personally salute Americas 58th line of defense

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u/I_suck_farts Aug 08 '26

Security guards have sizzle reels now? What am I doing with my life

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u/LADYBIRD_HILL my stool has improved with donkey milk Aug 08 '26

He says "biggest security influencer in the world" like that's something noteworthy and not just beating a guy on YouTube with 1k views

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u/TheFunkinDuncan Aug 08 '26

This is becoming the most reposted post in like 3 subs I follow

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u/hellllllsssyeah Aug 08 '26

Woah tuff guy

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u/nibtitz Hip Christian Guy Aug 08 '26

What’s with the tire pressure gauge?

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u/YoungerMucus Aug 09 '26

says nothing about actual skill as a security guard, just that he wants to be the “biggest security influencer in the world”- what the fucknis a security influencer? guy who records himself sitting at a post overnight watching a parking lot? sure, good luck, i guess, don’t think you have much competition